Well honey im glad i found tis before an hour of commiting sucide

JUST A WARNING FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE SENSITIVE ABOUT THE TOPIC OF SUICIDE, THIS DOES MENTION SUICIDE!!

Y'all are funny as hell with the Bill Nye part☠️

I was tryna make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and I spilt the jelly all over me, obviously 💅

nobody leaves comments on these things anymore 😭😭 hello skeleton fuckers

Sans sheds a little advice for his fellow human. 

Feeling down?

I did this literally as soon as I woke up. I was improving this scenario while I was still waking up and then I decided to record something. Just a sleepy Sans for ya~

A Dream?

Late Night Call

WARNING: There is yelling and kisses and cuddles and lots of praise
This was a doozy for me...I had actually choked up with tears while voicing this and just improvised a little, I'm sure you can tell where I did. I get too into it, don't judge <_<. I enjoyed doing this one quite a bit though. 
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The Whole Shebang

//Sans gets a surprise visit during the stormy night~

Astraphobia

//So this is another script request made to me by sansfullart on tumblr! I had a great time voicing this one since I got to cry...and crying is good for the soul! I ended up improvising some of the lies especially with the panicking. So get a kick out of it!

Skate-Park-Boarding?

//TRIGGER WARNING: THIS IS AN AUDIO ABOUT SUICIDE! IF THAT UPSETS YOU THEN PLEASE PROCEED WITH CAUTION OR TURN AWAY!
Script submitted by eds62001 on tumblr! (I did improvisation with it)

Attempt

As per requested by anon! Sans helps calm the air! This is literally all improv, no script so I can't share one sorry!

*Please ignore Annoying Dog and Tsunderplane that decided to present themselves halfway through the audio*

Distractions and Words

WARNING: REVOLVES AROUND DEATH

//This was a very personal recording for myself, but I think I did a decent job turning it into something a bit more public. Please Enjoy.

The Time After

//WARNING: KISSES DOWN THE ROAD
It's been a long time hasn't it! Here's a little something all you peeps out there! I know it's late but HAPPY 2 YEARS!

The Rest of This Timeline

You can handle the world
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