BONUS/NON-CONTESTAN'T

sweet bro and tourney jeff LISTENED UPLOADWAYS

HOST - record scratch

ok so this white words guy showed me diary of a tourney kid and its spinoffs and yknow what fuck it i want in lets make some MUISC

thats really all there is to say on the matter

 - irony and things that are ironic
(isnt it ironic, ben stiller, game bro, )
 - swords and people who use swords
(sword art online, pokemon sword & shield, legend of zelda, team fortress 2 [especially songs related to demoman and soldier])
 - time and space
(dhmis 2, pvz2, space is cool, space jam)
 - omniscient beings, gods, and things as powerful as/more powerful than gods
(bill cipher, lord beerus, shaggy, becquerel)

phlox - Ron (Ironic)
Xandu - Stronger Than You -Genocide Remix- (Sans Version) REMASTERED (Ironic, Time [having a bad time, timelines jumping left and right stopping and starting])
verbalase - Thanos Beatbox Solo (Ironic, Godlike Beings, Time and Space [thanos has the time stone and the space stone])

lemme show ya how to scratch it

VICTIM 1th - nicolas cage

ive about had it up to here with this dunknuts and his conksuck movies and egbert kissing his ass

 - all the things nicolas cage have been in
(con air, face/off, wicker man, idk check his imdb)
 - overacting and flipping the fuck out
(most lines that get made into sparta remixes probably count)
 - airplanes and bunnies
(airplanes, big chungus, )
 - shit john likes idk im out of ideas
(pranks, magic, ghosts, fruit gushers)

RHMan - Ooh Nah Nah (Bunnies)
Thunderbird3 -  The only good 'No not the bees!!!' Sparta Remix on Youtube.(Things Nic Cage Was In: Wicker Man, Flipping the Fuck Out)

ooh nah nAHT THE BEES!11!!1!

VICTIM 1th - nicolas cage

ive about had it up to here with this dunknuts and his conksuck movies and egbert kissing his ass

- all the things nicolas cage have been in
(con air, face/off, wicker man, idk check his imdb)
- overacting and flipping the fuck out
(most lines that get made into sparta remixes probably count)
- airplanes and bunnies
(airplanes, big chungus, )
- shit john likes idk im out of ideas
(pranks, magic, ghosts, fruit gushers)

Caleb Hyles & annapantsu - Airplanes Cover (Airplanes)
Trixie & The Illusions - Tricks Up My Sleeve (Shit John Likes: Magic, Shit John Likes: Trickery)

airplanes up my sleeve

VICTIM 2st - critical anger (avgn and nostalgia critic)

irate gamer better

 - shitty games
(action 52, sonic 06, hydlide, big rigs)
 - shitty movies
(battlefield earth, eragon, moonwalker, green lantern)
 - youtubers who bitch about shitty games and shitty movies
(themysteriousmrenter, game grumps, irate gamer, the lonely goomba, the cinema snob)
 - rivalries only dumb babies who poop in their shitty ass diapers care about
(mario vs sonic, pokemon vs digimon, team edward vs team jacob, literally any shipping war ever)

Zebrahead - His World (Shitty Games)
Tommy Wiseau - The Room (Shitty Movies)

His Room

VICTIM 2st - critical anger (avgn and nostalgia critic)

irate gamer better

- shitty games
(action 52, sonic 06, hydlide, big rigs)
- shitty movies
(battlefield earth, eragon, moonwalker, green lantern)
- youtubers who bitch about shitty games and shitty movies
(themysteriousmrenter, game grumps, irate gamer, the lonely goomba, the cinema snob)
- rivalries only dumb babies who poop in their shitty ass diapers care about
(mario vs sonic, pokemon vs digimon, team edward vs team jacob, literally any shipping war ever)

Nostalgia Critic - The Review Must Go On (YouTubers Who Bitch About Shitty Movies)
Dawn Somewhere - Viciously Righteous (YouTubers Who Bitch About Shitty Movies: TheMysteriousMrEnter)

nostalgically critical

BONUS 1th - SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF

did you really think id make a tourney based on these two without actually including them

 - those two guys and catchphrase spouting duos
(statler and waldorf, beavis and butt-head, mordecai and rigby)
 - web comics that were not made by or based on anything made by andrew hussie
(penny arcade, xkcd, darths and droids)
 - things that are totally deep and philosophical
(garfield minus garfield, rick and morty, the matrix)
 - i forogot the point i was making?
(uhm id ont’ know just throw something into are tracks its not like where a contestan’t,)

MUISC:
Simon Aarons - Finger Eleven - Paralyzer (Mario Kart DS Style) (i forogot the point i was making?)
MIGHTYMOose - Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff the Movie (ALL the sorces. all OF them)
Andromulus - Rick & Morty - Get Schwifty (Andromulus Remix) (deep and phiolsophical: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to post the "You have to have a very high IQ to watch Rick & Morty" copypasta.)
DaymanOurSavior - Quagmire's dance but he's paralyzed (i forogot the point i was making?)
SFX:
15.ai - SpongeBob saying the Pickle Rick copypasta (deep and philosophical)
Oh no!  Our table!  It's broken! (i forogot the point i was making?)

where makin this HAPEN

we got the bracket track on the way but for now the announcers gonna let you know what the fucks going on in this clusterfuck: https://file.garden/XYTal7cqBDVk_XmY/Sweet%20Bro%20and%20Tourney%20Jeff/bracketfullround1.png

BONZUS 2st - new friend new buddy

looks like geromy brought in our announcer since fuck if i can be bothered to use the gaster voice and halfass an explanation for that

 - invasive software like spyware and adware, and being watched
(windows 10, somebodys watching me, most mobile games cause lets face it that shit tends to be full of ads)
 - donald glover
(community, childish gambino, )
 - the colors purple and yellow
(its been so long, yellow is a mellow color, dawn of the first phase: facing a terrible fate)
 - primates and iconic poses/characters recognizable from a specific pose
(dk rap, ssj4 gogeta theme, freddy freaker, do the mario)

Childish Gambino - Bonfire (Donald Glover)
BonziBUDDY TTS (Spyware/Adware, Purple, Primates)

also since im probably not posting a track with these guys render on the standard background at least not for a while heres what that thumbnaild probably look like: https://file.garden/XYTal7cqBDVk_XmY/Sweet%20Bro%20and%20Tourney%20Jeff/B2newfriendnewbuddy.png

SBaTJ Direct - [S] BonziBUDDY: Explain the bracket.

alright lets get this bracket STARTED already this has taken forEVER

songs used:
Homestuck - [S] Descend (MSPA Reader: MSPA)
Bandipat and Phonicboom/Cosmiclatte - Through the Tables and Memes (SDFW: Fire/How HIGH do you even have to BE?)
Kevin Bennett - Waluigi vs Smash Bros. Part 2 (Waluigi Duoigi: Waluigi, Kevin Bennett)
JonTron and Schmoyoho - Titenic (Critical Anger: YouTubers Who Bitch About Shitty Games/Movies [JonTron])
Gawr Gura - REFLECT (Pablo Belmont: Non Movie CGI [Gawr Gura])
The Living Tombstone - FNAF 2 Song/It's Been So Long (Sonic.EXE: Unscary Horror [FNAF])
Your Favorite Martian - Road Rage (Jim Henson: Roads)
LiSA - Crossing Field (Record Scratch: Ironic/Swords [Sword Art Online])
StarlightCalliope - [S] Downwards (Jhon Ebgret: CANWC/CANMT)
Therewolf Media ft. Daniel Vincent Galvan - Ikari! (ALPHA MALE.: Extremely Muscled [The Hulk and Broly])
Juno Songs - "do just shapes and beats" (Robocopyright: Copyright Bullshittery)
The Gregory Brothers/Schmoyoho - Revenge/Creeper, Aw Man by Obama (Barack Obana: Obama)
Tech N9ne - Face Off (Nicolas Cage: Things he was in [Face/Off])
Toby Fox - Skaian Summoning (The Dead Shufflers: MSPFA [Edgestuck])
Basshunter - I Can Walk On Water (ICP: Motherfuckin' Miracles [Walking On Water, Wingless Flight])
sfx used:
Markiplier shouting "Purple Guy?!" (Sonic.EXE: Unscary Horror [FNAF])

[ROUND 1TH BRACKET] Distorted Downward Descent

Illumongus: Brown Sus
Eevee: E V(NO U)

Crossover with: https://soundcloud.com/sbatj-2st
Contestant Purple - The Animated
- Animation Memes & Animated Music Videos
-Object Shows & Fire
-Non VGM Pokemon & Pokemon AMVs
Crossover Lime - illumongus
- triangles and amoguses
- conspiracy theories and among us
- things that are everywhere
- mlg and drip

(Sources)
Party Rock Anthem - LMFAO(Pokemon Amv's, Everywhere: Parties)
Imposter Imperceptible - NerdOut(Among Us, Animated Music Video)

(CROSSOVER) When the Party is SUS

FUKC 4rd - ghost johnson

yeah sure fuck it why not

- ghostbustairs!
(ghost buster, ghost bologna, ghosterboster)
- funni vinesaus
(grand dad, barve boy, speen)
- the ghost has invaded my butt
(1000 doors, danny phantom, toilet in wonderland)
- funmy midies
(mm2wood, mm2wood, mm2wood)

Vinesauce Joel - Super Ghostbusters (All Sources)
Vinesauce Joel - Super Ghostbusters Deluxe (All Sources)

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SBaTJ is a double-elamination mashup tornament. 24 contestant’s fight to the dead for there freedom from a cool and new comic.

0rd - Record Scratch (Hosts)
1th - Nicolas Cage
2st - Critical Anger
3Nd - Sonic.EXE
4rd - Illumongus
5st - MC Escher
6nd - Robocopyright
7rd - GRAND DAD
8st - arachnidsGrip
9nd - Pablo Belmont
10RD - MSPA Reader
11st - Baldi
12nd - Barack Obana
13rd - Mr. Dream
14ST - Jhon Ebgret
15nd - Seth MacFarlane
16rd - Jim Henson
1Γ - WALUIGI DUOIGI
18ND - Bowen Stilson Dogg
(4)20st - Some Dank Fuckign Weed
21nd - The Dead Shufflers
22rd -ICP
23th - Discord
24st - ALPHA MALE.

I WARNED YOU ABOUT TOURNEYS BRO. I TOLD YOU DOG.

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SBaTJ: The Note Desolation Plays