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From Episode #208 of Your Moms House Podcast.

A questionably homeless man (hes a well known street busker outside Fenway park in Boston) sings an awesome accapella cover of DJ Assualts - Ass N Titties and Ghost Kru comes in and arranges it all into a perverted rollerskate electro jam.

Enjoy!

Ass 'N Titties

YMH310China.mp3

Chicken Creamzz Beautiful Guppies(@YourMomsHousePodcast)

Produced by Stoomie for Your Mom's House Podcast. 

http://www.yourmomshousepodcast.com

Crazie Locs - Pushin' (Produced by Stoomie)[PARODY]

Mommy's Fart Anthem

This is a fan created song, using audio from the popular comedy podcast Your Mom's House featuring Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky. After Christina got a new cell number, a woman speaking Farsi and English calls her repeatedly, leaving voicemails for a woman named Salome, even though Salome seems to be texting her from a different number. Hilarity ensues.

Vocal approach is sort of goofing on "Force Field" by Calvin Harris. Brian Dhaze (dah-zay)is a close friend and frontman of rock band Ravens' Attic. Guitars played through Fender Deluxe Reverb-Amp. Everything else programmed/sequenced in Garageband.

Salome (ft. Brian Dhaze)

They call me Yung Patreon
Walkin through your mom's house with my shoes on.
Graduated from Huffy to Dyno, 
copped me a Schwinn now I'm riding Trek, tho.
I keep my water bottle filled with Henny 
Bunny hopping like a motherfucker 'round the city
Motherfuckers ain't phase me
Gonna need a 10speed just to chase me

Cuz I'm a 24/7 freak-Daniac 
Bout to shit in yo mouth
How you feel about that?
Hey Hitler, I know you coming back
With Lance Armstrong's nut in a Jimmy hat
Put some respek on my name (Yung Patreon)
Riding bikes ain't a day job
And stop tryna pass me
I'll make you marry a fart cuz I'm gassy (woo!)

I'm like Steven Segall with the karate chop
Uuhhhhhhhh making motherfuckin bodies drop
Whatchu know about pegs though?
You need a ride, ho?
I'm a bi and poly nonbinary guy tho
Don't call me he, better call me they
Gender be astral I'm outer space
Never seen a fella pedal so fast
Ever since grandpa molested your retarded ass

My spokes chrome
My bars chrome
My rims chrome 
You know that we on
My pedals nice
I'm wearing ice
I'm throwin dice
Youfeelmeyouknowmtalkinboutimsayn?
BIKES!

Now everywhere I go people wanna know
How you ride a bike with yo jeans so tight, yo?
I tell em listen up Ill give you a tip
If you pull em up high that'll do the trick
Are you feeling this shit, gentlemen?
My asshole tighter than it ever been
Tryna fuck wit me man
Throatzilla the killa
I'm riding in hot while I'm poppin a wheela 
Next stop, brown talk
Gotta pull a bike over just to pop a squat

Make brown, feel it dripping down
Top dog piddypatter to the bathroom now
Drop them drawers, bout to get it on
Boom pow surprise it's a cherry bomb!

Hit em wit the blaster
Splat Splat Splat
He just painted the bowl and all that
Bert Chrysler so damn fat
Make a motherfuckin tire run flat. BIKES!

All I know is bikes
All I see is bikes
I be riding bikes 
I be stealing bikes



2 moms, 1 love,
Yung Patreon


Yung Patreon feat. DJ Dad Mouth - Bikes (Prod. by Blackxout)

Just slipping along this meadow man
Just glassin out here erry day
(Just glass just glass just glass just glass) 
Ima put that moose right on his ass
Ain't you heard this is how I glass

Woooo! Holy cow
(Holy cow is right) 
Motherfucker say goodnight 
Pull back my string and set my sight
Send my arrow into flight 
I got a really bad bite
In 20 seconds imma lose my shit
You ever seen a moose go down that quick? Naw

Bout to marry my dad what you know about that boy? Woo!
Best dad boner I done ever had
I'm a self-trained pup tryna sniff my dad
Some smell of his piss
A scent of his ass
A few loads of cum cuz you know that I'm bad
Ain't got no tail put that plug in my ass
It's Just like the gays
When you marry yo dad

Got any cum in those balls?
Had a double pipe classic in my overalls 
F A R T
Diamonds in the crevice of your pussy 
Vegan vaginas
Do you know how much money my smile is?
I've got a really bad back got a really bad bite
You'll call me duct tape by the end of the night 

Now do yo dick hang lower than the balls? 
Yeah? Tell the truth now y'all 
I'm the water champ like a waterfall
Where the Perrier imma drink it all 
Now how you feel about this?
Before you hit the shower get a whiff of your pit
I like my hammocks swangin' low
Now you can shit in my mouth through the hammock hole

Just glass just glass just glass I got a moose

Yung Patreon - How I Glass (Prod. By Sheph Boi)

I'M TAKING A SHIT HOMIE By Ramsay McQueen (Your Mom's House Podcast)

Another track i made using clips from your moms house podcast.

Trains, Planes And Dad Boners

All Aboard!!! Next stop, Browntalk.  Browntalk coming up.  You've been warned.

Browntalk

Look At The River, from Your Mom's House Podcast

Look At the River - Matt Mercer

Parody of Toto's "Africa", inspired by bidet-washlet-themed lyric ideas from Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura on an episode of Your Mom"s House Podcast.

Your Mom's House Podcast Fan Songs

Shit On a Plane (Toto Parody)

Oh! Oh! Ahhhh! Awwwwwww! The story that this road tells. Canada has an asphalt belt, and this. is. the. buckle. @yourmomshousepodcast @hatseeproodcast

Trans-Canada Bi-Way

OMG Me & my girlfriend Summer are going to teach you all about Eco-Sex, tee hee

WTF Is Eco-Sex?

you boys come down later for some moose soup

Moose Soup Remix

Four Stroke Anthem

Good morning Julia, it's me Joe.  I hope this video doesn't scare you.

Good Morning Julia

Yung Patreon - Scrumdog Millionaire (Prod. By JP Soundz)

Fuck McDonald's
Took 2mil away
Rather eat at a steakhouse anyway
With the freshest moose and hand cut fries
Get fat like Bert call me supersized

Are you bathing? Are you staying clean?
Are you my girl do you really love me?
Unleash! I know you really want a kiss
But I fart in your face cuz ya smell like piss 
Chuck Barry! Don't confuse with
Cool Terry! 
When cool guy Terry put a plug in his ass
Double ended fuck sleeve got him cumming fast
Virginity is cool (come on come on)
Virginity is cool (he got it he got it)
Virginity is cool (what up what up)
Virginity is cool (he got it he got it)
My juice ain't sweet
The expiration date lied to me
Fuck you bitch whore call me back
Ain't no slut too busy for that

Got a whole lotta love
For the cool guy club

Stand back mommy coming at ya fast
Shit in your mouth spit it back in her ass
Redban! Grossest thing I ever heard
Eating booty poolside mouthful of turd oh yeah
He like it like that 
Remind you one time fuckin Bert is fat
Spent thirty thousand dollars on his tattoos
Eats pussy from the back and shops at whole foods
Weighs 30 bills but he looks 210
Amazon package on his porch again
Name's Hard Rock Nick got a twelve inch dick
You should try it out if you can handle it
(scat break)

Yung Patreon - Cool Guy Club (Prod. By Obe1)

RPC From YMH Ep 500 w Brendon Urie

McDonalds Song from YMH #506

Feather it in peace Fed Smoker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6ntQh7B_e4

Your Moms House Special

Mark Wahlburg

Tom and Bert laughing about Bert's Kool Aid consumption

Tom Laughing From 2 Bears 1 Cave Ep #36

i wrote a song for our friends at YMH to play whenever Nadav is looking for something online. hope you like it!
YMH #557

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Nadav Is Googling

Leo aka Ed Asner is back at it again with That's Where It Spits!

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McDonalds Song from YMH #506

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