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Who knew the "Merc with a Mouth" could sing?!  Check out this fan-made musical mashup of “Deadpool” and “Beauty & the Beast” featuring Wade’s own for-mature-audiences version of the classic song “Gaston” from the original musical!   (If you like it, please share it!  #DeadpoolMusical)

A loving parody of “Gaston” from “Beauty and the Beast”
Composed by Alan Menken
Lyrics by Howard Ashman

*This is a non-profit unofficial fan-film that is not intended for commercial use. It was made solely for fun. Characters are owned by 20th Century Fox/Marvel Studios and this fan-film is not connected in any way to said companies.*

LYRICS:

Bartender:
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Deadpool
In fact, it usually does
'Cause you look like my balls
Under that hood, Deadpool
Just thinking of it kills my buzz

Deadpool:
You know, normally that would have just hurt my feelings
but damn it, I've always wanted to be in a musical

Bartender: 
There's no man in town as reviled as you
And hell, they all wish you would die
Even thought you've proven quite tricky to kill
Everyone's going to try

Deadpool:
No ones quick as Deadpool
No one's slick as Deadpool
No one punches you right in the dick like Deadpool

For there's no man in town half as--
Ooh, chimichanga!
Perfect, give up man, it's gone

You can ask Anna, Natty or Betsy
And they'll tell you who's team they prefer to be on

Black Widow/Rogue:
Avengers.  X-Men.

Deadpool:
Come on, say X-Force!

Psylocke:
Bugger off, Wade.

Deadpool:
So, what's with this threesome anyways?  Sexy recon?  Super Charlie's Angels?  Oooh, I could be your Bosley!

Rogue: 
Watch your back, sugar.

Deadpool:
Noone's fun like Deadpool
Shoots his gun like Deadpool

Black Widow:
Heroes should not kill a ton like Deadpool

Deadpool:
My kill count is really intimidating!

Gang:
Hey, kill that guy, that Deadpool!  
Shoot off his balls
Cut off his route

Deadpool:
Hey, sexy friends, won't you please help me out?

Gang:
First one to kill Deadool
Gets to win the dead pool

Deadpool:
If Spider-Man were here
that'd be really cool

Spider-Man:
You're lucky I was passing througn here

Deadpool:
Yay, those tights to great things for your arse!

Voice:
Hey, you're no slouch in that way either.

Deadpool:
Thanks, voice!
But every last inch of me's
covered in scars.
SHIT!  MOTHERFUCKER!

Deadpool:
No one flips like Deadpool
Changes clips like Deadpool
No one wields katanas
And rips like Deadpool
I'm especially good at decapitating!

Beheaded:
Heads roll for Deadpool!

Deadpool:
When I was a boy
I humped this unicorn
Every morning to help me get off
But lately I'm thinking
I might hump The Hulk
Tell me, what is that like Romanoff?

Heroines:
No one jokes like Deadpool
or provokes like Deadpool
No one else has an ego
to stroke like Deadpool

Deadpool:
You guys wanna spoon and watch Conan later?

Everyone:
No!
My what a guy, Deadpool!

Deadpool:
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Deadpool Musical - Beauty and the Beast "Gaston" Parody

Thank You for listening  I did not expect to get so many plays and like Thank you
Do Not Forget to got To Rusty Cages soundCloud He was the One to Create the song not me Thank You Rusty

Mr.Snow Miser Song- Mr.Snow Miser (The Year Without a Santa Claus)

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