Track by @valoregal
Art by https://twitter.com/booingripley

[For those unaware, Shygal has been replaced with Sex-Ed Luigi, as to not directly represent minus8 - who is far from a person worthy of representation.]

Hello MEGALOLYMPICS! Hailing from Nintendo Land, Luigi's finally got his teaching degree! Now he's here to dish out heaping spaghetti piles of information about puberty and it's many effects! ...He's also here to compete as well, but in all honesty it seems like he's more focused on teaching than he is competing! He wants to put his degree and his vast knowledge of the human body to good use after all! ...So be sure to vote Luigi! You'll go to hell before you die if you don't!

Luigi's sources:
- Music from Mario Bros. games and spinoffs where Luigi is playable [NO KART/PARTY] (Super Mario Bros. 2, Super Mario Galaxy, Luigi's Mansion, Super Paper Mario)
- Music related to video game adaptations, and infamous adaptations of other media (Do The Mario, Gangsta's Paradise, Human Torch Song, Smurfs Dance Party OST)
- Music related to education and PSAs (Basics in Behavior, Piracy: It's A Crime, Don't Copy That Floppy)
- Music related to "the human body and its sexual relations" (I Just Had Sex, Welcome to the Cum Zone, Rubber Band, No Twerk)

This track's sources:
The Stupendium - Vending Machine of Love (Sex?)
Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise (VG adaptions)
Super Mario Galaxy - Honeyhive Galaxy (Games where Luigi is playable)
Ren - Money Game Part 2 (Learning)
Justin Timberlake - Sexyback (Sex/Human body)
Flo Rida ft. T-Pain - Low (Human body)
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! - Do The Mario (VG adaptions)
Don't Copy That Floppy (PSAs)
The Living Tombstone - Basics in Behavior (Learning)

Vending Machine of Learning

for the ones who feel before they speak.
Morgan Swims – “Feelings Are Weapons”
Warm Rhodes. Tape-soft drums. Quiet vulnerability.
A late-night soul moment for listeners who feel deeply.
“Feelings Are Weapons” is a tender, late-night soul confession from Morgan Swims. Built on warm Rhodes chords, soft tape-textured drums, and an intimate vocal performance, the track channels the emotional honesty of 70s R&B into a modern context. It’s quiet, vulnerable, and deeply human — the sound of trying to stay composed even when the heart is heavy. A slow-burning retro-soul mood piece that hits deeper with every listen.

I Can't Decide

Scissor Sisters