We are back with two horror icons, one classic and one modern! Today we have Children's book horror creature, Mr. (The) Babadook versus horror movie icon, Freddy Krueger. Enjoy!

CAST:
Zawesome as Freddy Krueger
Freshy Kanal as The Babadook

LYRICS:
KRUEGER:
One, two, Freddy’s coming for you
Three, fo- psych bitch! You’re about to get torn through!
(normal)
I come with the claws to end this fight quite sharply
Eating hot beats like I will this empty dark meat
Who else’s got the bars to leave you stomped into hell?
You’re getting wrecked so hard, you’ll end up haunting yourself
This shadow ain’t tough, he better wake up
Ready to get scraped up, or you need to fix your makeup?
Pull some rhymes outta your hat, you fuckin’ homeless magician
You look like you flopped at your Penguin audition
Your book couldn’t hold a candle against my twisted scripts
You’re the creepypasta version of Diary of a Wimpy kid
Welcome to my ceiling, you’ll do more than just twitch
I got the primetime slot, where’s your screen time, bitch?

BABADOOK:
In a word or in a look, you can’t get rid of Babadook
After all these years, he’ll finally shut your book
Off the top like his hat. With killer style, he’s the class act
Depression incarnate to face the flashy slashy asshat
Babadook is bashin in, he don’t blink when he beats ya
Preparing for his prey while you’re popping a pimple pizza
Dropping the sins of preachers, he’s feasting on a raw match
These days you’re clapping in the roster of Mortal Kombat
You can not reach the same size, you’ll end up where your fate lies
This tumor looking loonatic got left for Dead by Daylight
He can not be bothered with all the crimes you can’t recover from
Cuz he could be fucking you over a hundred times, like your mother was
He thinks that your filmmakers really couldn’t find the right scare
It seems to him that every reboot felt like a New Nightmare
Decapitating you faster than a hockey-masked thing could
You got ran out of town, but for kids you still Springwood

KRUEGER:
That’s what you call a verse? I’d like to teach you about hooks
But you left me counting sheep, call you B a a aa badook
Get dropped into this nightmare. It’s bedtime, bitch!
You only became an icon with a Netflix glitch
Couldn’t kill two people while I stack the bodies quick
All you did was watch while you stroked your Babadick
You had to get a bitch to kill another bitch to bring you back
Stuck in that chimney? You’re Santa without the sack
Went from a fidgety spook who shoulda remained quiet
Now you’re the new family pet with a baby bird’s diet

BABADOOK:
Surrender, sex offender, or the door’s coming down
Is he facing Pennywise? No, you’re more of a clown
He’d morph into your father, but there’s too many options
Would you prefer the abuser that you had from adoption?
With a ragged Christmas sweater and a face made of soft clay
Wes Craven a makeover but turned into self-cosplay
He started with a knock like “Dook Dook Dook”
Now he’s left this shook crook... cooked

The Babadook vs Freddy Krueger | GridLine Rap Battles Season 2

Air Epic Wubbox (Individual)

Scooby-Doo! Music of the Vampire
March 13, 2012

The Vampire's Bite

Azia as Kirby
garbageGothic as Jigglypuff

Written by SIR Rap Battles
Additional help by Jacobrl99
Art by EpicMonkey
Beat by Anywaywell 
Mix + Beat arrangement by GlitchDude
Cover art by JotaSeis

Kirby:
Hiya it's Kirby, mark this another ‘mon that'll verse me 
You're surely dreaming if you believe your weak stats could even deter me
Cause I'll rock and drop a beat like a Down B, this flop is copping Zs in a sound sleep
Pop a puff with ease, leave her toppled, steamed in a hot pot, a feast for the town peeps 
Like a Canvas Curse, man, I'm balling, surpassing you in tiers when we're Brawling
I'm rolling in the Green Greens while you only got a Pound to your name, like your stats that's appalling!
Tried to throw some love to your listeners, but they didn't send it Right Back at ‘Ya
You can't hope to evade my bars when you can't even escape Team Rocket’s capture!
Followed Ash hoping you could sing your songs
But you only had an audience who did you wrong
‘Cause they couldn't bear your tunes so they promptly slept
And the cycle resumed, that's a soft reset! 
You're a botched attempt of me, robbed my whole image
Sugimori must've ran out of creative vision
While I drop Gourmet bars appetizing in taste
The only mark you'd make is vandalizing a face
Your little Cute Charm won't even entice me
I body almighty gods so divinely
Weak to the poison I spit, can't survive me
Split you like Marx when I go slicey-dicey
Forget the curry, I'm spitting raps spicy
Such a prick, I thought the Gordos were spiky
You’re just a tool for your company’s tight schemes 
I see the green in your eyes like your shiny

Jigglypuff:
Think you could top the puff? Man, you should wake up (Uh)
Cause I'll be popping off up on the stage, bud
Biggest franchise to date so don't sell me short with that money talk
This Star Warrior’s such a square, he's literally a Hungrybox!
It's fitting that this piece of gum keeps sticking to his tired tropes
With powers less original than his own uninspired show (Oh!)
You know when I show up, I'm stealing the scene, you're stealing abilities ‘cause all you can do is breathe 
My singing’s serene but when you rock the Mike, you just scrape people’s ears with your meaningless screams
One disjointed back-air, I'll beat you repeatedly like I'm King Dedede
Man, I could easily sleep on this weaker fiend, Warping him right to the Stars ‘cause I'm what he's just dreaming to be
And with Sakurai leaving, your series fell sharply into the abyss
Shelling out soulless games every odd year, kid they dipped even harder than you off a cliff!
Check the red carpet if you wanna see me
I'm gracing the big screen, you're stuck on TV
And we seem alike but the truth is, we're different 
I got ties to Ash, you can't tie knots with Ribbon!
Your spinoffs keep missing like they were your parents 
Seems either way your makers stopped caring 
Risking planets, you're a blatant menace
You're only a placeholder when you're taking second (Uh!)

Kirby:
I'm not sure if your 3 seconds of screen time deserves celebration
Recycling disses worse than your game’s animations and I thought that I had the copy and paste schtick
You get ignored and you lose composure
Couldn't heal up those wounds if you used your potions 
When you blow up, man your height just grows but
When I blow up, it's a HYPERNOVAAAA!!!

Jigglypuff:
Kid, you gained so much weight, every step that you'd take would just make your whole land collapse
Forget your expendable band of hacks, you put a new meaning to Mass Attack
I’m innovating with every game, more than the titles that you’ve hurled
While players waited three decades ‘fore they could set foot in your new world

Kirby vs Jigglypuff. SIR Rap Battles Season 2 (ft. Azia & garbageGothic)

A Five Nights At Freddy's fanmade theme song.

Lyrics:

Freddy Fazbear has great pizza,
Playing in a band with all his friends!
Bonnie, Chica, Foxy too;
They wanna play with me and you!

Freddy Fazbear is so awesome;
He can throw a party anytime!
Go all day and into night,
So get a lot of people to invite!

Freddy Fazbear has one motive:
Helping out a guy who needs a suit!
And his friends know the perfect fit,
So they can help you into it!

Freddy Fazbear isn't stupid,
Knowing that you're here to do your job.
Try to follow them as they sneak,
But the lights can't stay on all week...

Freddy Fazbear and his friends,
Have a lot of ways to get inside!
Bonnie, Chica, Foxy too;
They wanna play with you!

Freddy Fazbear and his friends,
Hope to see you again!

Freddy Fazbear Has Great Pizza

Star vs. the Forces of Evil - Intro Theme Acapella

Not a field recording at all but a snippet taken from Godzilla vs Mothra. Just because.

Mothra song

Music and Lyrics by Dave Smith. The Powerpuff Girls belong to Craig McCracken and Cartoon Network.

The Vampire's Bite

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