Polka Never Dies

Emerson Brophy - Alone on Christmas

My phone rings at 3 in the morning
I better check the DMs when my eyes are burning
'Cause If I don't, they would think I'm ignoring
And say that I'm an asshole who don't care about the fans, well

To be honest, I don't think I could just care about
All the fans I wouldn't even get to know about
I'm not a tool for you to get your day better
So take your words back, I don't wanna see you later

Leave me the hell alone
You know I'm not the only one
Just find someone else to talk about
I've got no time to fuck around
If this is what you want from me to get attention
You're parasocial

We've never met before and I don't even know about ya
You better let me go 'cause I don't wanna know about ya
I've got my friends and you don't get to be my friend
So stop making me sick, you're freaking me out
I'm giving up, now I'm paranoid
You're parasocial
You're parasocial

I've heard that I was someone's best friend
All the sudden, I became a person who been saying shit
Out of nowhere, I just got another hater when I'm not even that famous
What a stupid situation I'm dealing with

I think it's fine 'cause I've been hiding that I'm burning out
And after all, they wouldn't know what I just sang about
But once again, If you're talking shit on Twitter
Should cut your own fingers, that will make your life better

Leave me the hell alone
You know I'm not the only one
Just find someone else to talk about
I've got no time to fuck around
If this is what you want from me to get attention
You're parasocial

We've never met before and I don't even know about ya
You better let me go 'cause I don't wanna know about ya
I've got my friends and you don't get to be my friend
So stop making me sick, you're freaking me out
I'm giving up, now I'm paranoid
You're parasocial
You're parasocial

KennYoung - Parasocial

Fakelove

Sammy J and Randy's ode to Australian music, from their live DVD "Sammy J & Randy - Live", recorded at the Sydney Comedy Store. 

More info: http://www.sammyjandrandy.com/#!store/ck0q

Aussie Music

A song about an experience at work.

Made in collaboration with Bonecage: https://www.youtube.com/user/jeffdutton10
Artwork by Rough Draft: https://roughdraftartblog.tumblr.com/

Lyrics:
Workin' hard in the springtime
It was time for a break
I took a seat in the food court
That was my first mistake
A middle aged man turned around to look at me
Without a second thought, he went and took the nearest seat
And said "Sorry, you looked a little like a friend"

I awkwardly chuckled and started to eat
But he insisted on absorbing my time
He asked me some questions, not very discreet
And then I looked in his eyes as they began to shine

He said:
You should be a baker
You should quit your job and learn to bake
Think of all the pastries you can make
When you're thirty-five
You should be a baker
Or work in the deli industry
Forget about the life you wanna lead
And take a page outta mine

I was no longer out in the sun
But I was covered in sweat
That awkward feeling deep inside me
Is something I won't forget
He told me "Working retail's a dead end job"
Which I was well aware, but dude, I ain't no slob
I got projects and goals I'm working hard to achieve

I couldn't keep contact with one single eye
While the other listed off to the side
I'm counting the seconds as they're ticking by
I wish I picked a better place to hide

He said, again:
You should be a baker
You should quit your job and learn to bake
Think of all the pastries you can make
When you're forty-five
You-hoo-hoo should be a baker
(You should be a baker man)
Or work in the deli industry
Forget about the life you wanna lead
And take a page outta mine

This conversation's been just fine
Do you wanna hang out sometime?
Croquembouche solo!

You should be a baker
You should quit your job and learn to bake
Think of all the pastries you can make
While you're still alive
You-hoo-hoo should be a baker
(You should be a baker man)
Or work in the deli industry
Forget about the life you wanna lead
And take a page outta mine

Scratch21 - Apology - Generations WIP

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