This is a unreleased remix DJ Scratch did for Das Efx in 1995.

Real Hip Hop (DJ Scratch Unusual Remix)

Allow me to reintroduce myself......
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Still working on world peace!
~fus

Grammy Winning DJ/Producer, World Champion.

A 51 yr old gamer. I love Drum & Bass, Reggaton, Bachata, Guaracha, Salsa. You can find me on Twitter @ProteusXL. 
I appreciate the follow and will follow back🙏👀🇩🇴🇨🇴🇧🇷🇵🇷🇲🇽👀😛😁 I love all cultures. the Spanish culture has me wide open though blessing 🙌

I'm doing this for the love of hip hop and jazz. Together,  the two make a good combination. Something that has been explored in the past. I put these tunes together from scratch, remembering the music from years of listening to it. I'm inspired by the jazz artists who influenced my ears with the afro-centric  fusion of jazz and rock from the early and late 79's and sampling has always been part of making brake beats. A small story short,  these beats should be spit to by mc's the really hear the music. 

Real Hip Hop (DJ Scratch Unusual Remix)

DJ SCRATCH