Music Video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlnA4KuqXGE

SUPER YA'LL? IT'S BEEN A WHILE BUT I'M BACK WITH THAT NEW NEW NEW NEW HOTNESS. 

QUICK MOMENT OF YOUR TIME, FANS!
The song is free like always! You can find it at Bandcamp. I don't like asking for things like this but donations are GREATLY appreciated! It'd be nice to get laptop so I can start doing some really cool performances! (Also so I can pay for more free downloads on bandcamp. I only get 200 a month.) Anyway, once those run out I'll upload it to somewhere else. Thanks for sticking with me everyone and as I grow I enjoy coming back and sharing new skills and things with you all. 
Song Download & Lyrics:
https://maglo.bandcamp.com/track/bananas-feat-dandy-duck

Lyrics, Composition: Mag.Lo (Dj Dicks) @themaglo

Credits: Nintendo, Dandy Duck (actually just my friend Tyler screaming into the microphone, lol),

**NEW!!** BANANAS feat. Dandy Duck

Might as well upload this too. Just something small I made with plazzy for the fun of it about 10 years ago. We had a group that would just dick around with music. I had no idea (still don't) what I was doing.

Some of these might be reuploads.

Space Boys 3

Sureus

Sockstar

Monkey Rap

Well. I'm boned.

Go on my site for my Discord Server, Downloads, and other cool things! https://www.zukesers.com/

Viva La Vowlow

Slurp it, suck it, I know you all like it

Did you say, "Same BPM?"

this is the worst thing on my profile, please fucking look at the rest of my shit

Biscuit Eater

Yeah, I made it past 8 seconds in Super Hexagon

Saw a funny craigslist ad for this and had to read it

[full text]

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that’s hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.

The 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Let’s talk about features.

Bluetooth: nope

Sunroof: nope

Fancy wheels: nope

Rear view camera: nope...but it’s got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.

Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn’t give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.

You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.

This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.

Things this car is old enough to do:

Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes

Rent a car: it IS a car

This car’s got history. It’s seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It’s not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.

Interesting facts:

This car’s exterior color is gray, but it’s interior color is grey.

In the owner’s manual, oil is listed as “optional.”

When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary “Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla”

You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey.

Favorite food: spaghetti

Favorite tv show: Alf

Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms

This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It’s as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It’s as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, “It’s a Corolla. It’s fine.”

Let’s face the facts, this car isn’t going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn’t the car you want, it’s the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.

[Reading] 1999 Toyota Corolla Craigslist ad

pump - valentine khan
aerosol can - major lazer
pump - valentine khan (KTRL Edit)

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Lvl 100 Aerosol Cans

I just slap crap together in Fruity Loops. Nothing special.

Sureus

Titannaut

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