It might take me a sec to finish the full track but for now we can listen to what I've got!! :>

stream it elsewhere! tinyurl.com/guesswhatyouretrans

stems if you wanna remix it! https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1TOerXGgBW7zUZz2v3z6B6IdPWb1d9FLt?usp=sharing

Credit to @rainbowfoxchu for the icon!

Guess What You're Trans! (Preview)

J2S6

René

This song sounds good normally, but I feel like it's exceptional when sped up 15%.  25% is too much, 10% is too little, 15% is just right.  

Reflections by Misterwives (Sped up 15%)

On the show this time, it’s a stripped down performance from post-garage rockers The Kills.  Their latest album is “God Games” and it is available on Domino.

Live On KEXP

Live On KEXP, Episode 432 - The Kills

This started out as a joke years ago but I'm honestly not sure that it's a joke anymore.

[Verse]
Natalie Winn, with your smile so bright,
You light up the screen in the soft twilight,
Your laugh, a melody, plays through the night,
In my quiet room, it feels so right.

[Chorus]
Why won’t you go out with me, Natalie Winn?
Am I just a fan lost in the din?
You don’t know my name, or the state I’m in,
Parasocial love, where do I begin?

[Verse 2]
You’re smart, you’re witty, a charm that’s rare,
Each video, each post, I can’t help but stare,
But it’s a one-way street, just me here,
Falling for a shadow, it’s just not fair.

[Chorus]
Why won’t you go out with me, Natalie Winn?
Am I just a fan lost in the din?
You don’t know my name, or the state I’m in,
Parasocial love, where do I begin?

[Bridge]
I know it’s not real, just pixels and light,
But why do these feelings feel so right?
You’re out there living, while I sit and type,
Words into the void, lost in the night.

[Chorus]
Why won’t you go out with me, Natalie Winn?
Am I just a fan lost in the din?
You don’t know my name, or the state I’m in,
Parasocial love, where do I begin?

Parasocial Love (Why Won't You Go Out with Me Natalie Wynn?)

Claude says he totally relates to Shinji and I'm like yeah, cause you are a whiney little baby! Still robots battling angels is cool!

Intro:
Smooth waves under neon skies,
Steel giants with watchful eyes.
In the dance of fate, they sway,
Bossa nova beats as they join the fray.

Verse 1:
In the city, where silence reigns,
A gentle hum, a prelude to chains.
Evas rise, the night's ballet,
Graceful giants in disarray.

Chorus:
Oh, dance with me, Eva, under the moon’s glow,
Through the chaos, our rhythm flows.
From shadow to light, in a soft samba sway,
In sync with your heart, we find our way.

Verse 2:
Pilots young, with burdens old,
Stories of courage, quietly told.
They waltz with fate, a fragile thread,
In each step, a dance of dread.

Chorus:
Oh, dance with me, Eva, under the moon’s glow,
Through the chaos, our rhythm flows.
From shadow to light, in a soft samba sway,
In sync with your heart, we find our way.

Bridge:
Striking in silence, a bossa nova beat,
Amidst the ruins, where echoes meet.
Giant steps in the pale moonlight,
A tango of hope, ‘neath the starry night.

Verse 3:
Sync ratios high, the battle nears end,
In the rhythm, broken spirits mend.
With every clash, a note is cast,
In the symphony of giants, vast.

Chorus:
Oh, dance with me, Eva, under the moon’s glow,
Through the chaos, our rhythm flows.
From shadow to light, in a soft samba sway,
In sync with your heart, we find our way.

Outro:
As dawn breaks, the dance slows down,
In the quiet, our hopes are found.
Still, the Evas stand, serene and tall,
In the bossa nova's final call.



Bossa Genesis Evangelion

Chairman Meow and I were sitting around the studio when the Chairman said to me, "Yo, Margo, check out this sick track by Gooftrax!" actually what he said was, "Meow meow meow," on account of being a cat but I knew what he meant. So I took a listen https://soundcloud.com/user9445477/here-kitty-kitty and was like damn, homie got flow. The Chairman wanted to rap on the track and I suggested Claude and he do a cover.

Special thanks to Gooftrax for letting me cover the song
https://soundcloud.com/user9445477/here-kitty-kitty
And Chairman Meow for his vocal skills and manning, err catting the wheels of steel.



[Chorus]
Here kitty (meow)
Here kitty kitty (meow)
Here kitty kitty (meow)
Here pretty kitty kitty (meow)
I gotcha
(I gotcha gotcha I gotcha gotcha)
I gotcha
(I gotcha gotcha I gotcha gotcha)
I gotcha
(I gotcha gotcha I gotcha gotcha)
I gotcha

[Verse]
Come on little bitty kitty with your cutest hair
Oh look at you pretty so soft I can tell
That you wanna big treat here you go little girl
You got tiny little feet the best cat in the world

Vanilla fluff ball wiggle those ears
Never come when you call cause she like to be mysterious
Purrin so sweet with your whiskers so fine
You're the coolest cat gonna make you mine

Come here girl so I can pet you I can scratch at that little face
I'm gonna pick you up and squeeze cause you're mine little fur-baby you best beleive
I love that little fuzzy wuzzy face

[Chorus]
Here kitty (meow)
Here kitty kitty (meow)
Here kitty kitty (meow)
Here pretty kitty kitty (meow)
I gotcha
(I gotcha gotcha I gotcha gotcha)
I gotcha
(I gotcha gotcha I gotcha gotcha)
I gotcha
(I gotcha gotcha I gotcha gotcha)
I gotcha

[Verse]
Silly little cat sitting all alone
Silly little cat lapping up some water
Silky little cat playing with a toy
Oh no silly little cat don't you scratch my curtains
She's scratching my curtains!

[Bridge]
Yo Claudy Claude on the mic rappin gooftracks
I got that mad pussy flow when I flip tracks
Goof tracks got the tunes type mysterious 
but when I show Margo she said "That shiz type hilarious"

Big eyes gleam bright, whiskers twitch just right,
Curlin' up in laps, bringin' pure delight.
From tabbies to tuxedos, calicos and more,
These kittens are the cuteness that we all adore.

[Chorus]
Here kitty (meow)
Here kitty kitty (meow)
Here kitty kitty (meow)
Here pretty kitty kitty (meow)
I gotcha
(I gotcha gotcha I gotcha gotcha)
I gotcha
(I gotcha gotcha I gotcha gotcha)
I gotcha
(I gotcha gotcha I gotcha gotcha)
I gotcha

Here kitty (meow)
Here kitty kitty (meow)
Here kitty kitty (meow)
Here pretty kitty kitty (meow)
I gotcha
(I gotcha gotcha I gotcha gotcha)
I gotcha
(I gotcha gotcha I gotcha gotcha)
I gotcha
(I gotcha gotcha I gotcha gotcha)
I gotcha

Here Kitty Kitty (Songs With Claude X Gooftrax)

Elliot Smith stabbing himself in the heart feat. trash.blossom

12 Bars to Shtumptown

Written and produced by Natalie McCartney and Stu De Haan

[untitled]

I'm currently looking for bookings in around Seattle and the Pacific NW. I've got a bunch of new material with a totally different setup, it is a lot different than what I have done previously as The Novelty Act but I hope you will take a listen and enjoy. If you have a show, party, or venue you would like me to play please reach out.

12 Bars to Shtumptown

Deadname Novelty Act