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LYRICS:
INTENSE RAP BATTLES OF CRAZINESS!
JACKIE CHAN VS MUHAMMAD ALI!
BEGIN!
Jackie Chan:
I’m Jackie Chan, I can tell you’ll have no luck!
Against my nunchuck, so bring it on dumbfuck!
I’m a master martial artist, you’re just a boxer
Now watch me go all Kung Fu up on your mother
This battle is mine, I’ll knock you out not even trying
Kick you so high, it’s guaranteed you’ll be flying 
I’m such a good fighter, landed myself some movies
While you just scare people away, never seen any boobies
I laugh as you put on your gloves, can’t get bloody?
You look like a chocolate ballerina, so bring it buddy
I’m a badass I will crash your ass onto the ground
The fight is over now, with a knockout before the bell sounds
Muhammad Ali:
In this corner, we have the best, the true ass kicker
And over there is some squinty eyed cat eating ass picker!
The only arts you know are the arts of losing
Announcer, skip the who won, there won’t be any choosing
One punch to your gut and another to your face
You’re an Asian who can’t dodge worth shit, pick up the pace
I don’t need movies for people to realize I’m in charge
My raps are the opposite of your dick, big and hard
I Uppercutted your bitch’s kitty with my fist
So you can Hi-ya me all you want, all you’ll do is miss!
I could easily knock you out with a blindfold on
And beat-beat-beat your damn ass back to Hong Kong!
Jackie Chan:
Ha! Motherfucker I’m still in the game!
I’m trying to recover ‘cause your shit was so lame!
The crowd is roaring, and not for you, ya dyke!
You have 5 losses, now I truly know what pathetic looks like!
Muhammad Ali:
The cage is down, there is no running or screaming now
In other words, you’re a pile of snow, and I’m the snow plow
Can he get back up?  I don’t know, the karate kid is down
Here they come, presenting Ali with the crown!
I wasn’t foolin’ around, the crowd’s like a ghost town
But then I can’t hear, they cheerin’ me on so loud!
I raise up my fists, never feeling more poud,
And I leave the ring, while you’re out cold on the ground
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
INTENSE- *punch, punch, punch* - RAP BATTLES OF CRAZINESS!
*punch*
UGH

Jackie Chan vs Muhammad Ali - Intense Rap Battles Of Craziness 23

Lewis And Clark VS Calvin And Hobbes

LYRICS:

Bella Swan:
Is this some big joke, or am I just here to look pleasant?
I’ll verbally destroy this Joan of Arc ripoff peasant
I become a vampire, you become the Capital’s main bitch
And it’s just a matter of time before you and Peeta unhitch
You’ve got quite the temper, you’re an emotional wreck
While you’re struggling to live, I’m getting all the sex
You’re harsh like a crock and I’m gracious like a Swan
I’m breaking you, Cat piss, change your name to Dawn

Katniss Everdeen:
Representing district twelve, my rhymes are on fire
The world is one of survival and your life’s about to expire
How do you think you can compare to my rigorous vitality?
You’re a necrophilic, idiotic, teen who’s also into beastiality
This swan’s about to realize she’s just one dumb ugly duckling
Try catching the fire of the rhymes I spit, you’ll be struggling
Get your six-foot blood-sucking tampon ‘cause you’re a bit moody
I’d rather volunteer as tribute 100 times than watch one of your movies

Bella Swan:
Like you have right to talk about messy love triangles
Caught in one of your own traps, nothing to do but dangle
When you stepped up to me, you should have known you were screwed
My lyrics are spearing through you, like your name was Rue
Your sister got blown up because of your stupid decisions
My victory is predicted, I know this because Alice had a vision
I’ll take you on with legions of vampires, like attacking the Volturi
My raps will leave this poor Mockingjay all broken up and gory
I could have a better rap battle with my vampiric daughter
This is a rap battle Eclipse, as I approach you for your slaughter 
You’ll Rue the day you came at me wailing your lame battle cry
Why don’t you hurry up girl, and choose a friggin’ guy!

Katniss Everdeen:
You’re telling me to decide?! It took you four damn books!
You have no idea of the effect I have, it’s more than just my looks
I don’t give a Forks about your overglorified “creatures of the night”
You think you’re a role model but you just cower when problems arise
I’m spreading freedom across Panem while you’re being useless
I stood up to the capital, with determination and strength that’s ruthless
The uprising to victory? Yeah that was started and led by me!
You chose an old man who basically stalked you over your family!
The forest calms you down? How about you come to where I hunt?
Bella- the girl who fought for what she believed in - Not. Even. Once.
You’re expressions are dull, you’re like food with just one flavor
Now lets have an actual brawl, may the odds be ever in your favor

WHO WON?!
WHO’S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
INTENSE *hunger games whistle* RAP BATTLES OF CRAZINESS!

Katniss Everdeen VS Bella Swan - Intense Rap Battles Of Craziness #29

LYRICS:

Plato:
Let me begin this battle with a verse from me to you
Every thought you had on philosophy is really untrue
I’m the eyes of justice, my ways being the ones correct
Your idea of a tolerable society is one I must reject
It is humorous that you think you know about philosophy
And now you try battling me, though you joined MY academy!
Influential? Ha! Maybe if your knowledge wasn't stolen!
Give me a reason that you're losing, I'll leave your brain swollen!

Aristotle:
Well look at Plato coming out of his closet in ridiculous attire
Where your shoes are is something I really wish to inquire
And though you may have looked up to the one and only Socrates
What you’ve turned into “philosophy” is nothing but a mockery
I know I studied at your school, but what was I even taught?
19 years of your incessant talk, but who now has the clearer thoughts?
I created the Golden Mean, the truth of life’s true balance
You’ll be writing Apology, (Part Two!) after your lackluster rap talents

Plato:
Lackluster? Please, you’ve got a knock off of my birth name!
The only one who’s failing to provide is you in this rap game!
I also taught logic, ethics, rhetoric, religion and mathematics!
My dialogues were supreme! I’m finished with your tactics!

Aristotle:
Your Dialogues? They were nothing but mindnumbing
I’ll put you to sleep, the end of your days shall be forthcoming
You’ve never had love, not even in the kind that was platonic
Yet you had wild theories on it, well isn’t THAT ironic?

Plato:
Sorry, what was that? I was too busy thinking like always
My rhymes are extravagant, leaving you nothing but amazed!
Your’s have no original material, I’ll call them the theory of forms!
People consider you a genius? How many functions can YOU perform?
You’ll put me to sleep for sure, I mean your lectures? YAWN!
Stay out of my life and business, and just go back to Macedon!
Does this battle need to continue, though the victor is rather obvious?
You’re a fool, nothing special, you’re just blinded by your cockiness!

Aristotle:
My name means the best purpose, why? ‘Cause I’m the best!
You chose the wrong career, but that has already been addressed
The teacher of Alexander the Great? You’re losing to him right now
You understanding philosophy? You wouldn’t understand tao!
You may think that you are the best but that is not what I say
Your greatest achievement was inspiring the name of clay!
My raps are empirical and ruling like the views that you’re against
I’ve dropped a rap beating, that was just lyrically INTENSE!

WHO WON?!
WHO’S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
think about it
INTENSE RAP BATTLES OF CRAZINESS!

Plato VS Aristole - Intense Rap Battles Of Craziness #28

LYRICS:

Zeus:
You little bitch, fall back for another round between you and I
My rhymes are lightning bolts striking you down, no doubt you'll get fried
The way you treated your own; like dirt and no more!
I'm a God you piece of shit, you're just a kid who'll never score!
My rhymes are so cold, they'll freeze you to stone like Medusa
Now I'll make like Hades and I'll fucking abuse ya!
This is the second and last time the pharaoh tried to fight
I'll zap your ass back to your tomb showing you true might!

Tut:
It's finally time for me to step back up
without that faggoty all-father Norse god jerk-off
I'm back, and way better than before!
Oh, Zeus is here! The world's biggest manwhore
The guys got NO standards, put his dick in family, cows, and shit
He's had so many women it makes me sick
You have lightning? Ha! I have an army of slaves
By the way there's a new invention, it's called a shave

Zeus:
Oh okay, you win, yeah fucking right!
I'll blast your shitty fucking face so high up in the sky!
Sure I had a lot of women but I produced heroes and so many
Aphrodite, Athena, Apollo, Artemis, and Hermes
Persephone, Dionysus, Perseus, and Hercules,
Helen of Troy, Minos, Muses, Hephaestus, Hebe, and Ares
You may be son of a God, but you can't compare to one
You sick fucking scoundrel, all you should ever be in shunned!

Odin:
By my illustrious beard...

Zeus and Tut:
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

Odin:
Okay...

Zeus: 
Your incest is probably the cause of your early death
'Cause you sure have problems, you're a HUGE mess!
The location of your tomb was lost, no one cares about you
What I say goes you little shit, SO FUCK YOU

Tut:
Father of the year, hangin' right over here
Your son was off fighting Hades while you're off cowering of fear
It's good that they don't have a democracy up in Olympus
No way a toga-wearing goat-fucker would get in office!

Zeus:
Let's give power to a nine-year-old, Yeah, REALLY FUCKING SMART
Your raps sound like anal, while mine are works of art
I'll smash your puny bitchy face down fucking Mount Olympus
You damn prick, you should have stayed in your damn Sarcophagus!

Tut:
Pardon me, but was that an actual attempt at a rap?
You crusty old bitch, go home and take a fucking nap
Your damn sexual appetite is bigger than your brain
I'm out, this battle's over, like your whole fucking reign!  


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Pool as Sonic
Joey H. as The Flash
Beat produced by DHFilms
Written by ZombieLicker, Joey H, Pool, and DHFilms

LYRICS:

Sonic:
The running period is here to get beat with my rhymes
Now tell me Flash which am I facing this time?
I'll use my super speed to break down the sound barrier
Well you should be easy I've taken down the Egg Carrier!
I'll bust through ya like Knuckles with a wicked Spin Dash
Anywhere you go I'll find you with my Homing Attack!
We know who's faster guess who's verse is the first!?
And it looks like we saved the last for the worst

Flash:
Back for another battle and faster than ever
Settle Down and get used to being second forever
I’ll leave you severed, give that blue fur a snip
You’re looking pretty tired bud, try not to trip
You had your own game, you see, I’m not a fan
I’m a role model to everyone, you’re just a FLASH in the pan
While you’re sprinting, I’m going around the world for a jog
You can shut your mouth and choke on a chili dog!

Sonic:
Speed isn't your game, there's no doubt about that 
I'll run you over so fast that you'll be left flat
These raps are verbal attacks so fast they’ll break your mask 
I may be the rodent but you’ll be the one getting trapped (snap)
You can call the Justice League, but I’d wreck them too. 
You keep the same design, whereas I’m always looking new
You’re looking upset dude, go in the corner and pout
I’m collecting these golden rings and I’m ringing you out

Flash:
Let me point out you’re wrong, I’m the fastest around
Doing circles around you till you fall through the ground
This is where I take the wheel, call it a highjacking
You upset Sonic,‘cause you know that I’m the king?
But don’t take it personally, it’s not all about you
Your show Sonic Boom looks like it’s gonna suck too
I’m wrecking you shortstop, don’t tell me what to do
I’ll put your gold ring around your neck and choke you!

Sonic:
You’re oblivious, you mentally slow too?
Reds less than blue your color sucks too
This is the part of the fight where you blast off like light
And get out of my sight (Sonic.exe OR SEE TRUE FRIGHT)

Flash:
I’m putting my foot down here, again and again
Right on this hedgehog’s head, I’m leaving him dead
I’ve passed and got first, now you’re frickin’ done
There’s nothing else to do because I know that I’ve won


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INTENSE RAP BATTLES OF CRAZINESS

MARK ZUCKERBERG VS ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL!

BEGIN!

Zukerberg:
I'll ring ring your mind with my Social Network!
Mark is here to diss this antisocial Canadian jerk?
Oh you worked with the deaf, well isn't that great
See if you can hear this, if you want a date, lose some weight!
I created a legacy, now you type and hit send
Phone calls are old news, it's all about the IM
MySpace & Twitter both have lost their bouts,
Get the Zuck offline & don't forget to log out!

Bell:
Operator, can you connect me to someone who knows how to rap?
I'm hearing something surely, but it sounds like crap!
In a matter of years, you'll be last on your site just like Tom,
And could you give me a number? I need to call back your mom!
I'll squish you between my raps and make a Zuckerburger!
I'll screw you collosaly, just like your co-worker!
Put your face to the books  and read! I made history! 
How you succeeded from theft is a huge mystery!

Zuckerberg:
You died from diabetes, how pathetic is that?
I got a huge comment train that will run you over flat?
I crushed MySpace & twitter, left them both in the dust
You'll go down just like them, I'll give your phoneline a cut

Bell:
Ring ring, hello? It's for you! No one gives a fuck
With all the times you’ve been sued, you’re sure to run outta luck!
So listen up Fuckerberg, this is your final call
I’m now going to unfriend you, and you can Zuck my Graham Balls


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