Memory Lane is a long road. It even weaves its way to Greendale. Today we're talking about Sabrina the Animated Series.

In a crowded lane of kids cartoons, this Sabrina was exactly our age on broadcast and boosted by a live-action sitcom. Did it help the show rise to the top? Well, it helps to be good.

Memory Lane

Memory Lane 11: Sabrina the Animated Series

Memory Lane winds its way to undiscovered stars as Josie and the Pussycats travel the galaxy on an endless journey home. Someone, please, save them. They're really Bleep-ing it up out there.

Memory Lane 12 - Josie And The Pussycats In Outer Space

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast
This episode covers Chapter 132: Miss Teen Riverdale; written by Aaron Allen & Chrissy Maroon, directed by Michael Goi

Lets get things back on track and enter the home stretch. Ethel becomes one of the gals. Alice ascends to her final form. Evelyn is just grouchy to be here.

River-Dalliance

Episode 132: Miss Grumpy Pants USA

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This episode covers Chapter 133: Stag; by Ryan Terrebonne, directed by Rob Seidenglanz

Archie and Reggie explore the universe inside. Toni and Cheryl pursue their hobbies. Betty gets closer and farther from her family. This one was really made for the benefit of a trailer, huh?

Episode 133: I'm Horny as Heck

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This episode covers Chapter 134: A Different Kind of Cat; by Ariana Jackson & Evan Kyle; directed by Kevin Rodney Sullivan

Josie McCoy Returns! As she does every other year. And she's great! As she is every other year. Meanwhile, Betty does some hands-on research and we talk about The Archies (2023).

Episode 134: Hocus Pocus and Human Sacrifice

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This episode covers Chapter 135: For a Better Tomorrow by Ted Sullivan & Greg Murray; directed by Gregory Smith

In a mad dash to beat the deadline, our most pressing plots get resolved. All at once. Like your homework was due yesterday. Palladium!

Episode 135: I'd Be in a Refridgerator

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This episode covers Chapter 136: The Golden Age of Television by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa & Tessa Leigh Williams, directed by Tara Dafoe

Alice reads a book. Veronica reads a comic. Everyone watches TV. Never end ending.

Episode 136: I'm Buzzin' Reg

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast
This episode covers Chapter 137: Goodbye, Riverdale; written and directed by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa

It's the end, in a series of endings. What is left to say? What is left to do? (Find out next time)

Episode 137: Riverdale Will Always Be There

How do you say goodbye? How do you send off a period of your life, full of change, full of memories? How do you give tribute to all that came before? After Riverdale attempted its impossible task, we have tried it ourselves.

It's not the song that saved our world
But it's the song whose melody
It keeps you in my heart
It brings you back to me
This is our song.

Bonusodes

Bonus 17: Finale

As promised, we took the chance to ask Chad Michael Murray himself about Edgar Evernever. His answers will shock you (unless they don't). We also talk about some other experiences at C2E2 2024, and digress into the sacred state of uncle-hood.

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Bonus Episodes

Bonus 18: BREAKING EDGAR EVERNEVER NEWS

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast
This episode covers Chapter 1: The River's Edge by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Lee Toland Krieger

In this episode we meet our cast and discover their troubles. Why would anyone date the ab-free comics Archie? Who names their daughter 'Geraldine'? Is Reggie a tortured artist with erectile dysfunction?

Episode 1: Archie Got Hot

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast
This episode covers Chapter 2: A Touch of Evil by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Lee Toland Krieger

In this episode accusations run wild and secrets run deep. How much sage does it take to keep Cheryl at bay? Bolo ties: hot or not? Wait; Jason wasn't invented for the show!?

Episode 2: #RiverdaleStrong

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast
This episode covers Chapter 3: Body Double by Yolonda E. Lawrence; directed by Lee Toland Krieger

In this Very Special Episode, we learn that objectifying young women can lead to major burns and incredible stickiness. This is the one that convinced us we needed to make a podcast to share Riverdale with the world. If its supposed to represent semen, why is it that color? Was Jughead intimidating that kid, or does he just love sundaes that much? What Archie reader is getting excited to see Chuck in life-action?

Episode 3: #JusticeForEthel

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast
This episode covers Chapter 3: Body Double by Michael Grassi; directed by Mark Piznarski

Chapter 4 brings us a desperately-needed Grundectomy and then tears our heart out. The tears will not stop burging. When will we hear Veronica belt showtunes? Can true love bloom at a snack bar? Where were Josie and the Pussycats in this one?

Episode 4: Is She Your Booty Tutor?

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This episode covers Chapter 5: The Heart of Darkness by Ross Maxwell; directed by Jesse Warn

While investigating the town's recent crimes, Betty discovers Riverdale's original sin. What a sticky situation! Is any teen in this school not attracted to Archie? Did Archie forget to mention he's younger than the Euro? What was grandma even doing in there?

Episode 5: Maple Syrup

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This episode covers Chapter 6: Chapter Six: Faster, Pussycats! Kill! Kill! by Tessa Leigh Williams & Nicholas Zwart; directed by Steven A. Adelson

Betty finds more Polly than she bargained for. Archie finds his voice. Hermione finds a scam. Is there a rival home across the lake run by the brothers of anarchic mercy? Who tries to impress a jazz man with Disco? Did the werewolves eat all the good moms in this town?

Episode 6: Ginger Judas

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This episode covers Chapter 7: In a Lonely Place by Aaron Allen; directed by Allison Anders

Jughead gets arrested and accused of the murder, moves in with Archie, and his dad burned Jason's car. Turns out Grant is very good at predictions. Did the nightclub do more to kill the Drive-in than the serpents did? Is Polly naturally attracted to horror film settings? Did they get their brand names from MAD Magazine?

And here's your challenge for the 3-week break: Which member of the Riverdale cast will be the first to acknowledge our show?

Episode 7: #SharpenYourPitchforks

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This episode covers Chapter 8: The Outsiders by Julia Cohen; directed by David Katzenberg

Everyone is building something. For some it's condos, for some it's relationships, and for some it's a fetus. How can you plan and throw a shower overnight? Does Fred not have employment contracts? Does the singing fish know any of Josie's songs?

Episode 8: Bro Whisper

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This episode covers Chapter 9: La Grande Illusion by James DeWille; directed by Lee Rose

Archie sells himself for a guitar. Alice destroys herself for a headline. Veronica prostrates herself to make a friend. Why is everyone putting teens in charge of their corporations? Will we see Valerie again? Isn't syrup tapping season in the Spring?

Episode 9: Tapped My Last Tree

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This episode covers Chapter 10: The Lost Weekend by Britta Lundin & Brian E. Paterson; directed by Dawn Wilkinson

Bughead gets rocky as Archie enjoys a few on the rocks. Our very best boy gets a special nightmare day. Ronchie gets Raunchy. What exactly are the rules to Secrets and Sins? Why is Instagram obsessed with secret parents? WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOOX!?

Episode 10: I'm a Weirdo

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast
This episode covers Chapter 11: To Riverdale and Back Again by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, directed by Kevin Sullivan
Everyone loves Jughead so much that they have no choice but to hurt him. Is Cheryl into her dad, too? What kind of homecoming dance doesn't have crying in the bathroom? How can I get a daily milkshake delivery?

Episode 11: King and Queen of Hell

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This episode covers Chapter 12: Anatomy of a Murder by Michael Grassi, directed by Rob Seidenglanz
Plenty of stuff goes down, relationships get tested, but who cares because THE KILLER IS REVEALED! If Jughead's hat and hair are one and the same, is he a JoJo? Does Veronica still think her dad is to blame? How long has Betty had Cheryl on speed dial?
#HotDog4S2

Episode 12: Sticky Dirty Secrets

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast
This episode covers Chapter 13: The Sweet Hereafter by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Lee Toland Krieger
The mysteries have been solved and our beloved teens have time to take a look at themselves and their relationships. Jughead gets a new look. Veronica gets a playmate. Fred gets a [SPOILER]

The Sticky Maple recipe: https://pastebin.com/5ADbm0Lp
Riverdale’s Betty Cooper Is Way Preppier Than She Was in the Comics by Lauren O'Neal: https://www.racked.com/2017/5/11/15499912/riverdale-betty-cooper-archie-comics-tomboy-preppy

Episode 13: Greek Suburban Tragedy

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast
This episode covers Chapter 14: A Kiss Before Dying by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Rob Seidenglanz

Regular Riverdale recaps return! As the second season begins, Fred fights for his life, Veronica fights for love, and Betty fights for what's right. Where's Riverdale's driving instructor when you need them? Is Pop Tate a real character now? You think you can hook me up with some of that Jingle Jangle?

Episode 14: Jingle Jangle

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This episode covers Chapter 15: Nighthawks by Michael Grassi; directed by Allison Anders

Archie thinks the world revolves around him as the town descends into severe Cialis addictions chasing a sugar high. Meanwhile, one classic Archie character gets her debut, and another is re-introduced. Can Betty's spunk save us all? What can't Hiram buy? Did the sudden snowmelt cause severe flooding in Canada?

Episode 15: Death Diner

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This episode covers Chapter 16: The Watcher in the Woods by Ross Maxwell; directed by Kevin Sullivan

Archie begins a club for service-minded young beefcake as Kevin trawls the darkness for love. The Black Hood makes his presence known while Hiram advances his plans in secret. Who mind-wiped Jughead between his first South Side enrollment and now? Does Dilton have a permit for that knife? How many musicals can we mention in one episode?

Episode 16: We Will Hunt You

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This episode covers Chapter 17: The Town that Dreaded Sundown by Amanda Lasher; directed by Allison Anders

It turns out Betty inspired the whole town back at the Jubilee. Archie gets to know his neighbors better. Veronica makes the #1 design on TeeFlurry

Episode 17: Wilbur Wilkins

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast
This episode covers Chapter 18: When a Stranger Calls by Aaron Allen; directed by Ellen Pressman

(CW: This episode features an attempted rape)

Something is rotten in the state of Bughead. Nick isn't very saintly. The Hood arranges a scavenger hunt of tears. What's your serial killer ringtone? When buying shoes to perform in, do you test kick someone in the face before leaving the store?

Episode 18: Guardianship of the Beast

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This episode covers Chapter 19: Death Proof by Tessa Leigh Williams & Arabella Anderson; directed by Maggie Kiley

Relationships get repaired as cars head for wrecks. Ever successfully dump the guy you like, but have the crazed murderer keep clinging? Is the Sugar Man defeated by dissolution in water? Were The Ghoulies founded as a The Crow fanclub? Featuring a special appearance by Donald Duck's emphysema suffering cousin.

Episode 19: Little Straws of Death

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This episode covers Chapter 20: Tales from the Dark Side by James DeWille; directed by Dawn Wilkinson

This episode is a tale in three chapters. After the recap we try some Jingle Jangle and do an old-fashioned trip report. Has Archie Found his spirit animal? What terror lurks in the hearts of janitors? How many hotel rooms can one mayor have?

Episode 20: The Reckoning is Upon Us

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This episode covers Chapter 21: The House of the Devil

Riverdale's hottest club is The White Worm. Founded by refugees from the Salem Witch Trials, they only serve alcohol to parties including minors. This place has everything: Retirement parties, woefully inappropriate karaoke, and the Snake Dance (that thing where you join a gang by making people old enough to be your grandpa all horny)

Episode 21: Brawny and Devoted

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This episode covers Chapter 23: The Blackboard Jungle by Britta Lundin & Brian E. Paterson; Directed by Tim Hunter

The Cooper family grows, along with Riverdale High class sizes. Archie gets deputized. Is this the most honest buck a Blossom has ever made? What if "fantasy fulfillmen" just means birthday clown? Does Serpents & Swords suffer from caster supremacy?

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