the rectum files

Chefs today i have prepared for you Mean girls 3 ways; a delightful combination of every version of Mean girls [including Boiler room sets 😎], by Charli xcx. Sit back, take a shot, and SHAKE SOME ASS!

Chefs today i have prepared for you Mean girls 3 ways

A big ole mashup of the ones you love, good vibes only!! 🥲

Unlock my car keys 2.0

You think you're the Yankee Candle? You not even a Bath and Body Works BOGO! The only track you'll need to get through the holidays— burns for at least 30 hours!

Still shaking my farts at the deli

Pachabel's classics*

the only way I put my hands on my knees (not true actually but saying that for the description did it work)

Hands on my knees

best AI cover generated please lord let me upload this

D*ck cleaner

sit down, plug in, and RELAX your butthole 🥰🥰

Spinning is playing emotional math with music... my equations are where the absurd meets conventional wisdom and my solutions are heart felt and completely unserious ... ReeelllAAAaxxx - DJ rectum is here! 🥰

Hands on my knees

DJ rectum yes its really my name!