Dani Frias as Lil Darkie
Vladimyr P. as Corpse Husband

Lil Darkie:
I am very very sorry to be ruining the party
But I hardly give a fuck about your shit not playing smartly
I got my one man army but we’ll just look at a case
Against a pussy weeaboo neighbor who ain’t got the balls to show his face
But you like to break a mirror, should’ve seen this ever clearer
Bust some shots then bust it in yo mama while you be hearin’ her
(Rata) dissin' pussies like you I just gotta
I surpass your career that you could end wit a cough drop
Your brand will be a corpse since no one cares about your shit merch
Imposta finna vent but in the end what is this bitch worth?
I'm war-ready, torn many corpses out of they graves
Treat the mask like a phone call and hang it up today (AYE)
Darkie’s axing Donnie off the screen so he can stay unseen
From the entire world while I party hard and sip some lean
Of corpse you let your fans down; your painful fame could never subside
I’ll wipe out those e-girl bitches, I call it genocide 

Corpse Husband:
Tried to face me cuz you hate me? But you choked, see,
Darkie’s not fly like Valkyrae so don’t you harp on me
Shortie surely bores me can’t go hard on beats
I’m crushing creepy crawlies so you can’t get up and bite me
I understand your mental health could be brain damagin’
Odd your lyrics sucked when having the surname of Hamilton
I get the vibe your life’s a bad trip when you can’t stop oozing tears
Darkie still can’t rap so what the fuck you even doing here?
A Nazi did not see this coming;
I’ll cancel your culture of racism.
I got better flow than Darkie
Fuckboy get the fuck outta my face bitch, uh
Don’t say shit, uh, your fame is done
You got no game, son, a good song? Can’t name one
I aim with the flame that’ll bring you more pain 
then the shame of your life wit these bars that’ll kill ya!
Slaughtered by a corpse, I’m gonna add you to the pile
Gimme lip, I’ll give you tongue, fuckin’ predator style!

Lil Darkie:
(Yuh) I'm walking down the street and see you draggin on my fame
Take notes from your subs and get the FUCK outta my way
Because I am here to diss you so bad you’ll need a tissue
You knew that this would happen and that no one’s gonna MISS YOU!
Causing havoc is my habit while you had to pick a rabbit
Out of all the scary animals? The Spider Gang has had it!
I’m not surprised that “2Chainz” is too chained up to be on Rhythm
While Cartoons live forever, your anime’s not in my algorithm!

Corpse Husband:
I’m spitting acid while you’re futile with flow like it was reflux
Your career is tin-foiled, so let me wrap this up!
You don’t believe in race, it's why you're trash on the track.
Those drugs will trip you up like it was trash on the track.
It was just a misclick I didn’t ask to attack
But in reality you hide what lies behind your moral mask
She optimistic, not me, so you’d better stay back!
All that’s banging is my headache after hearing you rap.
So I can’t guarantee that this finish will be painless.
But your statements are ironically like your voice; BASSLESS! 
(laugh)

Writers: Vlad, Dani, LiterallyJustDan, Trakked, and RNG
Beat Producer: Prod. Erzxr
Mixer: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Jason

HAPPY RAP BATTLE DAY EVERYONE

Lil Darkie vs Corpse Husband. Universal Rap Battles

FNF - Nonsuss Eater (Nonsense and Sussy / God Eater Cover)

You Can't Run Lyrical Adaptation by GreenStorm8200

#fnf #fnflyrics #vsimposter

Reference Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2hbH10LKok&t=42s

0:01
Black:
My patience has a strict limit.
The curtains close, the light has been dimmed.

0:10
Black:
Thirsty for some violence, bloodshed.
Should’ve got you when I had the chance.

0:31
Black:
Blood curdling screams all around
If you make the quietest sound
You will maybe meet your maker.
I’m your personal undertaker.

0:41
Black:
No button to vote me out
You could’ve chose a different route
But you are now in Black’s presence.
Run now, you know time is essence.

0:50
Black:
Flesh and bone lay around, I claim the throne.
From voted out, to rising revolts.

0:59
Black:
From medbay to electrical
I love to see that blood trickle.
You’ve been caught in quite a pickle
Listen to your inner ripple.
You can’t hide and you can’t vent
I will just find you from your scent
Both your arms and your neck are bent.
Black’s the greatest so now descend

1:09
Black:
Among us is easy weak prey.
Stabbing, stabbing, slaying slaying.
What message are you conveying?
All I hear is “beep boop bop beep”
Are you ready to drown in sorrow?
I won’t let you see tomorrow
Your plan for escape now foiled
You are making my blood now boil!

1:28
Black:
A trio of havoc making
Triple trouble, arms are shaking.

1:38
Black:
I’m alone now but I can still cause a scream.
Throw your limbs and organs down the bloodstream.

1:49
Black:
Never surrender to you.
Brandishing knife til your doom.
Though this place has no more room.
The volcano causes A BOOM.

1:58
Black:
See the fire? BURN IN HELL.
In hell’s inferno GO DWELL.
Hear the chimes from THE BIG BELL?
Hope that your stay’s REALLY SWELL.

2:08
Black:
Mic in hands now reprimand.
Terrify and maim and go in the can
Everything goes as I had planned
Join the roster in death’s band.

2:17
Black:
Red light, green fight, I’ll win the fight
Appear out of thin air for fright
All you will see after is white.
Oh it is a beautiful sight.

2:22
Black:
Skull on the ground, the show’s ended.
Down the drain you have descended.
After five mistakes you are gone.
You have the bars and I have the brawn!

Defeat WITH LYRICS | Vs Imposter Lyrical Cover

I wanted to do this very badly, I couldn't resist.

Based of this video: https://youtu.be/Om5oQMrO5Mc

OG song by SmilyBruh, go check out the mod it's from: https://gamebanana.com/mods/427724

(I dare you to make a mod out of this /j)

FNF - Unlikely Rivals but Tsunami and Sundew sing it

Here is my cover of “I Can’t Fix You” by The Living Tombstone. The instrumental I used is the remix version of the song by APAngryPiggy! 

Enjoy! ❤️

I Can’t Fix You (Living Tombstone cover) (APAngryPapa Remix)

happy birthday dilly :)

Dilly as The Golden Child
Fightmarker as Bowser Jr.

Written by Dilly, Powerofdan, and Cri
Mixed by Serena
Beat Produced by 2DEEP
Special shoutouts to Dilly and Cri

The Golden Child:
You better pray to RNG-esus that I don’t release
Or you’ll be leavin’ with a hurt ego and broken streak
Best hope the sword you get is stacked enough for slowin’ me
Cause if it don’t, I'm running up to slay you while you cope and seethe
I’m tough to beat, but eh, your life is tougher ain’t it?
You got like 80 siblings and mom’s a vacant parent
And no one really cares about you, smash is all your run time
It might be 15 years before your next game sees the sunshine
Sparks fly when I start rhymes, I'm a harsh find if you see me
You might darn try to get my armor or might pussy and tp
And yet either way, you gon spite the day that I spawned and I caught ya
Fuck a paint brush, that shit ain’t much when your dead body gets chalked up

Bowser Jr:
Why don't you break another box if you want to start a PVP
Might as well be two blocks up, cause you aint reaching me
You think you can beat me by respawning on repeat?
Looks like you went 6 feet deep by choking on some green beans. Oh please!
You think I’m frightened by the sighting of your creepy stare?
I might just dig a little hole and even leave you there!
So freak beware, I fricking tear through any creep on my turf
I already knocked Koopa Kid off the face of the earth
A void charms’ your best bet, but wanna throw hands then go ahead
My clown car ‘gainst the undead? A no brainer despite that big ass head
I’d turn back to Shadow mode, though that would be a waste
No amount of paintbrush strokes could make a more stupid face!

The Golden Child:
If you're thinking shadow clones are competition, bitch you'll fall hard
I make my opposition vanish quick like 3D All-Stars
So keep that bib on, bud, it’s gonna be a mess when this unfolds
Should've wished yo fatty daddy left on parental controls!

Bowser Jr:
Bruh you’re talking dads, at least I’m not a fucking orphan, kid
My brush cannot paint a clear picture of your origin
Eh, what’d I expect from you when your birth is questionable…
But by the end, it’s obvious who’ll be repping the gold

(so uh context, the golden child is a mob that spawns in minecraft hypixel lucky block skywars, and he is just a baby zombie decked out in golden armor. that is all there is to him LMAO)

Bowser Jr. vs The Golden Child (Powerofdan Rap Battles)

Here is a cover of My New Plaything with J821 and Junior.

Thank you to @malachi-watkins-finch for the request.

The Toy's Madness Friday mod was made by AlanelCoderxd and a bunch of other talented creators: https://gamebanana.com/mods/459168

Support the Friday Night Funkin devs:
ninja-muffin24.itch.io/funkin
www.kickstarter.com/projects/funkin…-full-ass-game/

My New Turtle Victim (My New Plaything but It's a J821 and Junior Cover)

Welcome to Season 2!

Matthew Thomas as Mario
Frenzy as Sonic.exe and I HATE YOU
Stoff as Sally.exe


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
MARIO!
VERSUS!
SONIC.EXE!
TWO!
BEGIN!

MARIO:
I’m stepping into this 16 bit hell, you know your life will not end well
It’sa me Mario fool, with these rhymes, you’ll be impaled
You’re the fastest thing alive? But you still can’t run from me
It’s too late to change your mind, you’ll be left with Yoshi
You better commit suicide, that’s the selfish way out
Your eyes won’t be able to be found
Look into my heart, I’M FILLED WITH MALICE
You want real fear? Just step to the Yellow Switch Palace!
Challenge me again? You’ve triggered your own end!
You’ll never try to find me when I make this face again!

Sonic.exe:
Time for round 2, well this should be a breeze
Just ask all of my victims, you can’t escape Sonic.EXE
I took away the life of Tom, why should you even try
How can you call yourself scary when all you do is hide
Just admit it that I’m your god, you better fucking bow
You can never escape my hell, I’ll be your god for now
My eyes may be blood-shot, but I can still see
My victory was a true success, wouldn’t you agree?

MARIO:
NO I WOULDN’T! Wipe the blood from your eyes or I’ll nail ya!
Unlike you, my story is true, you were made by a failure
Watch out, this type of file may harm your hard drive
Point Of Advice: You’ll never make it out alive!

Sonic.exe:
I’ll rip out your guts, eat them when they’ve dried
How can you call yourself a threat? You commited suicide
So many disses to spit, but so little time
Just sit back and watch, like you did when I arrived

MARIO:
I AM GOD NOW, YOU JUST MILKED THOUSANDS OF SEQUELS 
What’s in this question block? It’ll be your doom, you fool
It’s the end now for you, you’ve lost to the one and only MARIO!
Time to bring in my brother bitch, LET’S-A GO

I HATE YOU:
I hate your rhymes so much, I’m the one with the flow 
Once you go into the Sunken Ghost Ship, you’ll scream “OH GOD NO!”
Why won’t you die? I swear to god, I’ll jump on your corpse for an eternity
Your pasta was so bad, that it got moved to the Trollpasta wiki!

Sonic.exe:
You’re in my world now, So don’t try to escape
You’re just a “creepy” picture, with your mouth agape
My burns are hotter than the fires of Green Hill
It’s time to get somebody else to rap for me, come in Sally, my love

Sally.exe:
Those rhymes from you were not perfect, I’ll give you a bunch of bruises
I might have my eyes stitched closed, but I can still see you losing
I HATE YOU, you were just a failed mistake
A fat plumber fighting me? Ha, just gimme a break!

MARIO:
You actually think it’s okay to send some furry abortion out to fight me?
You’ve stooped too low this time, Sonic.EXE
Unlike you, I don’t need a team to ensure defeat
A second game over, a second time you’ve been beat

Sonic.exe:
There was no hope for you to win in the first place
You can’t run away from me, I win every single race
Sonic.exe has won this game, it was great for you to play with me
I wanna have more fun, ready for round 3?

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

MARIO vs Sonic.exe 2. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 16.

happy birthday micah

the better danii:

Yo it’s danny devito and I am hear to beat yo
You’re heads shaped like a cheeto, i've got more power than benito
Danii better flee cuz my bars slap on this misquito
Cuz you suck, that’s why i called you a mosquito 

First I gotta say happy birthday, but fuck you
Asking for birthday suprise is kinda fucked dude
When i walk up to you and start shootin, they can’t arrest me for just batteray
Fuck I can’t belive I had to diss a milf on a saturday

When i hit the quan, you can’t just tag along
Because ya magnum opus is just my magnum dong
Despite this matchup connection we aren’t the same mate
I know dat you ain’t Hitlers husband, he bad as your gameplay

I thought i was the trash man but then I saw this
Make like drake and make a song how we do not diddle kids
When i look at your rolls its clear is quantity over quality 
But calling him a legend? Now that’s comedy.

Danii Vs Danny Devito (rap battle)

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