* ASRIEL - ATK 100 DEF 150
* That punk! He betrayed us!
* Dammit, I thought he was our friend...

Doom and Gloom

MY NEW CUT

*i know your type.
*your PATIENCE.
*the strength that supports you through all the bordom.
*sigh*
*should probably cut to the chase.
*monsters outside are busy collecting souls.
*and you're the last one they need to break the CURSE.
*but for me? i've given out my freedom.
*changes nothing after all.
*...
*still not gettin' it?
*your death makes no point.
*at least, stayin' here, your presence never poses a threat.
*we could crack a joke or split a hotdog, as usual.
*or continue something like... y'know, the "sentry duty" game.
*so... stop proceeding.
*it'd make my job a nap.
➡Proceed
*fine.
*sorry, papyrus...
*that's why i give it my all only at times like these.

14. Bone With Karma

* oh, hey.
* you caught me getting ready to watch my soaps.

[Sans walks over and sits on a couch in front of a large, black television.]

* you can join me if you want.
* i hear this episode's supposed to be a big one.
* been in the works for years.

* i just realized... i forgot to get a drink.
* could'ja grab me a soda from my fridge?
* feel free to take one for yourself.

[The human walks to his fridge, and grabs two sodas. Walking back to the couch, they notice the TV is turned on, revealing a camera following the human's every movement.]

* thanks.
* mmm. tangy.
* i don't usually get this flavor.
* i'm more of a tomato guy myself.

* ...
* huh.
* i thought this episode would be more...
* eventful?
* i saw some commercials for it,
* there was this evil, bloodthirsty cat...
* breaking into a science lab...
* looking for a human to kill.

* ...but all i'm seeing is some handsome devil chilling on a couch.
* so this gets a good review from me. at least an 8.

[A clanking sound is audible just offscreen.]

* huh? oh, that sound?
* it's probably my washing machine.

[Another clanking sound, slightly louder.]

* that one's my dryer.

[Three quick, clanking sounds, getting progressively louder, before the lights go out as a crash is heard.]

* and that one's my murderous killing machine.

48 - muscle memory

* We are finally here.
* Only one step away from nirvana.
* Only one step away from absolutely bliss.
* However...
* One last sinner stands in our way.
* He should not be a problem, but...
* Stay alert.
~
*hey there slugger.
*...
*so this is it, eh?
*no one left to contest you.
*you're here to bleed this rotting world dry.
*i was really hopin' our heart to heart would change your mind...
*but thats just wishful thinking.
*... 
*y'see chief...
*for a while i've thought real damn hard...
*just about... well to put it bluntly;
*leavin' this place behind and hopin' the next one might be an ace.
*but every time... something holds me back.
*or rather... someone...
*...
*i've got a question for you actually...
*who the hell do you think you are, doin what your doin?
*what gives someone like you the right to decide everyone's future?
*what makes you think you aren't just a sinner like the rest of us?
*those flickers of life you crushed...
*they all carried a hope for redemption... to be better.
*some were no better than you, really.
*but a rare minority...
*found themselves hopin'.
*they saw the good in an awfully flawed world.
*those folks...
*that hope...
*that's what im fightin' for.
*hope....
*as long as there's folks like that... i'll keep fightin'.
*...
*now i know you've been dying for a brawl.
*don't get me wrong, you've really snapped my cap.
*and i certainly ain't stupid.
*fightin someone like you, like this?
*well the ending isnt pleasant.
*however...
*the force isn't really around anymore to stop me from grabbin' a lil extra from the supplys.
*you've probably heard of it.
*but if you haven't, well...
*i'd rather not spoil.
*honestly?
*if i was you, i'd turn back while i still could.
*... no?
*alright then chief have it your way!
*heh heh...
*heh heh heh heh...
*heh heh heh heheheHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
*hah...
*your in for a real treat buster.
*and me? well... IM GONNA HAVE ONE HELL OF A TIME!
~
*Through the dome, the moon's light pierces through.
*One way or another, i believe our mission is nearing its end.
*As always...
*Stay focused.
~
*whether o-or Not it's by my hAnd... wHen Your time c-coMes...
*Y O U W I L L S e E H E l L L I K E T h E R E S T O F U S .

The third rendition of 'Theovania', from the indie hit FELL TO RUIN.

thumbnail by: @probablyeatsporridge
song by: @probablyeatsporridge, https://soundcloud.com/unfunnyguy (creation of the original midi)

(discord server:
discord.gg/pP3NAe7msN)

'THEO VANIA' Seb Wolf (FELL TO RUIN)

I am not apologising. I too, love leitmotifs.

@the_true_hero 
@the_easiest_enemy
@power_of_neo

BIG thanks to youtube.com/channel/UCQjUwZRktyc5LPltuS_zRpg for providing a megalovania flp that shi helped to make this that much more accurate

I WILL NOW SLEEP FOR THE OTHER HUNDRED YEARS.

BAaTHerVANIA

* I, IMPACT, WILL GIVE YOU A SECOND CHANCE.
* YOU CAN DO THE RIGHT THING.
* PLEASE, DO THE RIGHT THING.

( Pixel Art by: @RazFraz )
( Composed by: @RazFraz )

100 - ANNIHILISM (OUTDATED)

mad mewington power of neo

* Today, my apprentice…
* I shall show you the ancient art of stealing from the rich.
* First, make sure nobody's around.
* Thanks to my ever-reaching wisdom, I've already scouted the area.
* Next, locate the product you want.
(You grab a strange looking bottle of juice, branded with a strange looking mascot.)
* Now, put it in your pocket.
(You feel like this isn't something you should be doing.)
(This isn't how you've been raised.)
* Hurry, before somebody arrives.
(You reluctantly put the Jupo Juice in your pocket.) 
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25. Crime Time!

[Swapfell] Slaughter through sound

* if i was you i'd watch my step, there could be "quicksnow" down there... does that even exist in the first place? 

inspired by "swapfell papyrus confession song" by @segaschonocic

underfell sans encounter

the "official" shift archive, I'll be reuploading his work in hq

If any tracks are missing, please let me know so that I can upload them here

all of the tracks uploaded on this archive are free to download and can be used with or without credit by anyone