Blog post:zed_girl34 1/11/2004
This is the first track I found!
... It's, um...
... well, it's something. I'm not sure what to say about it.
This appears to be some kind of salesman, with eerie dialogue to boot...
File names are encrypted in 1337speak, which leads me to a theory...
... That being:
This seems to just be some sort of crappy scrapped internet puzzle of sorts.
I'll keep looking, though.

mus_spamleygreeting

This is the "Hey there Kris, whats your deal? Im Spamey, heres " replacement for my FUCKING AU,  "No Problem, My 2Same Other".
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, What's wrong with you? I'm not gonna hurt you! 
, Or at least I wasn't planning to at first!

[19.774523\
-12.785432]
↓
[OKAY! backup plan!]

Kreish uses PEPPER SPRAY !

, OURGH! MY EYES!
, I'm going to shoot you now. If you don't mind.

[????????\
-????????]
↓
[ACTUALLY! i do mind.]
[anyway im going to uhm. i'm gonna EAT your teeth!]

, That sounds painful.

[????????\
-????????]
↓
[no theyre extra crunchy get it right.]
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writing by @kristheyogamekris
art by: @twomoroa19x2
song by: @itsversus with the help of @discoballguy...
voice acting by: @planetjars
chance the rapper

TOP: the-other-puppet.tumblr.com 
TSP: @overkill-the-sequel
TSOP: @z_65 @chomps @sharemy-main-546770460
TYM2S: @discardedhero
NPM2SO: @twomoroa19x2 @discoballguy @kristheyogamekris @its_versus @temp_3r and @sawtoothlifter

Yo Spameh, Got Your Meal! Name's Kreish There's [No Problem, My 2sameother]

Let me say it one more time, this (in "Shiftysort") replaces "ANOTHER HIM."

Enjoy here while you’re here, because there is no here there.
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* Howdy!

I am your 𝔹𝔼𝕊𝕋 𝔽ℝ𝕀𝔼ℕ𝔻.

Or, at least I soon will be!

You just need to do a little something for me!

Come along now!

It’s time to create
 
A Puppet.
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Motifs ~
None

Notes & Credits:
My Delta Rune.
How wonderful.


A1 - YOUR _ ROOTS

Alt Title: "My Morning"
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Arise!
This (in "Shiftysort") replaces "Beginning"!
...
hang on how DID we actually get here? shouldn't we have woken up in sammys bed?
Seems we got brought in a few minutes late...
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* ...
* It seems like you just... suddenly woke up.
* Even though you woke up quite a while ago...
* ......
* Well, it's about time to head to work.
* "Come on, Sammy. Let's go," you say to yourself.
* You wonder how your father's doing.
* What would he think of you right now?
* What would he think...
* ... Good Lord, you're tired.
* Well.
* At least the sunrise is pretty.
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Motifs ~
Freedom Motif (Modified)
Gasters theme (Modified)

Notes & Credits:
For Einwal, thank you generously for the textbox,
For Peareater, thank you wonderfully for the art.
By the way, he's just looking up, this isn't a first person game.


/A2 - HEY EVERYBODY!\

Employees - Floor 1 -
Sammy Fontwriter
Jeffery Katos
Tess Katos
Sean Photushup
3.0 Eric Johnathan
G. Ramsey Johnathan
Petelly Flowering
Terrance Ant
Gerry Sunbomb
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Tick, Tock.
This is the "School" replacement for my AU "Shiftysort." Ponder, why you're working here and not
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* You enter the office, and are immediately greeted by idiots.
* (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ 🌼 HELLO SAMU-al 🌼 ♥
*Trying to slip away, you quickly respond,
* Good Morning.
* HEY SAMMY! I JUST FOUND SOME WONDERFUL NEW TECHNOLOGY CALLED "E-MAIl"!
* ...
* You'd explain it to him again, but it's not worth the trouble.
* And besides.
* You've got work to do.
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Motifs (If you couldn't tell) ~
My Castle Town
HEY EVERYBODY!

Notes & Credits:
Thanks Peareater for the little man in the square.

my delta rune,
your delta rune,
...
More has come.
More is coming.

/A3 - Work\

I bet you didn't expect some king of...
UNDERTALE YELLOW PASIFIST FINAL BOSS...
(Jeff is Kitsune!!!11)
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This is the "Susie" replacement for my AU "Shiftysort." I wonder how disappointed Jeff would be if they saw your search history...
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* OoOoOOhhhh!!! SamSSY!
* "Oh no..." you think to yourself.
* heeeey! Buddy!!!
* You decide to speak your mind.
* For the last time, Jeff. I'm not helping you get with Sean. Stop asking.
* They chuckle.
* Actually, it's not about that...
* you know what

* maybe it would be better if I just showed you.
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Motifs ~
Modified TWR (That one spinny section between Freedom A and B)
Notes & Credits:
Pear guy, we love eating pears.
(from now on just assume he did the thumbnail unless we say otherwise)


...
my delta rune
your delta rune
his delta rune
her delta rune
...
So much, so many.
We are only just beginning.


/A4 - Meet THE CLOWN!\

This is the "The Door" replacement for my AU "Shiftysort." Pondering only takes you so far...
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* HEEEre it issss Sammy!!!
* You look down at the hole.
* Pretty dark in there.
* You turn to Jeff and ask the obvious.
* What happened here...?
* And what's... down there?
* He grins.
* only one way to find out.
* ...
* Jeff, you're not seriously gonna-
* He steps toward the hole.
* what's life without a little chaos, sammy?
* He...
* HE JUMPED IN?!?
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Motifs (If you couldn't tell) ~
Penumbra Phantasm (Modified)
Notes & Credits:

my delta rune
your delta rune
his delta rune
her delta rune
their delta rune
...
More more more more has come.


/A5 - ₜₕₑ ₕₒₗₑ ᵢ ₕₐₜₑ▁▂▃▅▆▓▒░#/

IN THIS WORLD, THERE MAY BE ENDLESS FREEDOM.

BUT THE ONLY WAY TO GET IT IS TO BREAK YOUR OWN STRINGS.

"The next game in the Storyshift series has appeared!"
"Created by W. Zarpial, and Cheese Daemon."
"Starring..."

* A Massive new story, following fates well known
* Meet old friends, moved to new roles, and don't forget others like Chara V. and Papyrus! ...What about Asriel? Er... Maybe in a few chapters, hah hah!
* Smooth textures, brought by the best of the 2000's. (We refuse to make things too realistic.)
* A Scroll based system, where anybody can enjoy this casually.
* Special attack patterns never before seen!
* Suzy-per hard secret bosses and...
*...
*ONLY ONE FATE?

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Sammy - LV 1 - Your Apartment
HP 20/20
ATK: 10
DEF: 10
WEP: BrokenStapler
ARM: PlasticWatch
Money: $10,475
[Nothing wrong here!]

/A5 - ₜₕₑ ₕₒₗₑ ᵢ ₕₐₜₑ▁▂▃▅▆▓▒░#/

SHIFTYSORT

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