DOUBLE PLAY

CKORN

Vibes

Freddy Krueger

All I Have

Lights Down Low

Distant Echoes

A psychedelic funk-gospel sermon delivered straight from the Church of Bathroom Etiquette, Put the Damn Roll On is an absurdly righteous club banger for the emotionally wounded who’ve spun a roll in desperation. With glitchy VHS textures, distorted infomercial vocals, and gospel-chant breakdowns, it blends satire with sweaty dancefloor revival energy. If you've ever cried in a stranger’s guest bathroom because the toilet paper roll was empty, this song is your redemption arc. From fake testimonials to spiritual reawakening via Snap-N-Slide™ tech, this is more than music—it’s a sacred calling. Join the righteous. End the madness. Put. The. Damn. Roll. On.

Lyrics:

Do you suffer from limp roll syndrome?
You are not alone.
Every day, millions experience the silent betrayal...
of an empty spindle.
But there’s hope.
Call 1-800-ROLL-ON-U today.
Operators are standing by... to judge you.

You grabbed the roll, you used the sheet
But left it hangin’ like defeat
The spindle’s bare, it mourns in shame
You dipped out fast, forgot your name

Just two clicks, a gentle slide
But you chose chaos—nationwide
What are you, a barbarian king?
Can't spare a second for the spring?

Put the roll on
don’t be cursed
don’t leave me diggin’
like a caveman first
prehistoric
in your ways
but the holder
ain’t a maze

Put the damn roll on
you animal
stop making me search
like it’s mystical

Put the damn roll on
you chose this sin
left me spinnin’ that roll
just to find where it begins

I’m out of paper…
why… why is it sideways…
where is the edge?
who… who would do this…

Before Roll Rite™, I was lost… confused…
My guests feared the bathroom.
Now?
I’m not just wiping right—
I’m living right.

Say "amen" if you know the shame
(amen!)
Of empty spindles, roll-less pain
(amen!)
Raise your hand, confess the crime
(I did!)
Put that roll back on in time
(I will!)

Introducing Roll Rite™—
for people who wipe with honor.
Engineered with Snap-N-Slide™ tech
Reinforced with Basic Human Decency™

Side effects may include:
spiritual clarity,
social redemption,
better sex (results may vary)

Put the damn roll on
this is basic hygiene
don’t make me spin it
like it’s mystery string

Put the damn roll on
be part of the plan
you’re not above
the paper, man

Put the damn roll on
join the righteous crew
Roll Rite™ saved me
it can save you too

“Ever since I started using Roll Rite™…
people smile at me more.”
“I feel… clean.”

Put the damn roll on

gave chances

you know what I've been playing recently... 🛡️❕🔷

PROD. RAID! °~° 

**lyrix*** ✨✨✨✨✨🗝️

Had to get up 
And find my fuckin way out
Gotta stack up
My cake right out da bank now

Gonna boss up
On top and they just stay down 
Packing fat packs
My niggas got connects now

Yah
I be coming thru just like I'm cloud
If you talking down u get knocked out
I don't wanna see your page u get blocked now
bitches always hate because I stack pounds

What you gonna do 
What you gonna do
YAH
What you gonna do
What you gonna do

When I come thru
And crash the fucking party
Play my mixtape
My team be going gnarly
niggas hate me
Cause I was born in darkness
But it turns out
Those niggas are the heartless

I could never flop
Make this *** for fun
Smoke a hundred blunts
Are you feeling numb?
Nah because I'm chill
And I level up 
slayerz is the one
Slayerz is the one

chop chop chop 
The blade it swings all night
And if you talking down
The steel might just bite
I'm talking different dimensions
These noggas hate cause I got potential
I gather what is essential
These niggas flexing a rental 

Pull up to abando
Got shot up like rambo 
bitch I got some ammo
And I'm rockin cammo
Yes i use a blade
But I need a blick
Make all this cash
Bitch we getting lit 

Hop on the flight now 
It's headed straight for toyko
I got yo *bitch* now
I take her to the rodeo

wtf boy 
yeh I'm next up
Wtf boy
 I got big bluntz
And the big boys
Got them big toys

Shooting shi up
Make that big noise
Shooting shi up
Make that big noise






 


 



pulled up w/ a keyblade ✨🗝️ prod. RAID

Corruption

Wish Store (Wish)

 A great ballad song (Featuring the angelic voice: Ava Bonam)

True to the night

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I built Shiitake Products because the world needed a home for beautiful nonsense and soul-splitting truth.

- Sometimes that looks like a dancefloor meltdown at 2am.
- Sometimes it’s a button that says “Mildly Okay Human.”
- Sometimes it’s a whispered hymn to grief.

It’s all real. It’s all me. This is my multiverse—and you’re invited.

Here, AI collides with human emotion to create music that actually means something.
From dark trap bangers to cinematic alt-rock anthems, from emo-folk confessionals to glitch-satire ballads—every track is a story, a mood, a moment.
Not built for algorithms.
Built to feel.

🎧 Genres? Trap. EDM. Alt-rock. Rap-rock. Folk. Comedy. Chaos.

🧠 Themes? Rage. Love. ADHD spirals. Existential dread. Healing. Heartbreak. Hope.

🎯 Mission? To punch through the noise—and hit something real.


🔥 Want your story turned into a song? I do that.

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Put the damn roll on

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