It's hump day and everything is fine because Chuck Schumer got the bill's name changed! That'll show 'em. Way to go Cuck (sic). Today we are joined by Randi Weingarten, president of the American Federation of Teachers. With 1.8 million members, the AFT is one the largest public employee unions in the country. Randi talks about the need to fight this bill and administration now and how dangerous of a tactic it is to sit on our hands and wait for the midterms. Sen Murkowski from Alaska sells out working-class people across the country for some cheap harpoons. In the fun half we check in with our old friends Dave Rubin and Joe Rogan as they each continue to outdo themselves in displays of public stupidity. All that plus phone calls and a whole lot more. &nbsp; Become a member at&nbsp;JoinTheMajorityReport.com:&nbsp; Follow us on TikTok here!:&nbsp; Check us out on Twitch here!:&nbsp; Find our Rumble stream here!:&nbsp; Check out our alt YouTube channel here!:&nbsp; Gift a Majority Report subscription here:&nbsp; Subscribe to the ESVN YouTube channel here:&nbsp; Subscribe to the AMQuickie newsletter here:&nbsp; Join the Majority Report Discord!&nbsp; Get all your MR merch at our store:&nbsp; Get the free Majority Report App!:&nbsp; Go to&nbsp;&nbsp;and use coupon code majority to get 10% off your purchase Check out today's sponsors BLUELAND: Through 7/7, shop July 4th Sale and get up to 25% off! EXPRESS VPN:&nbsp;Get an extra 4 months free.  SUNSET LAKE:&nbsp;Use the code&nbsp;LEFTISBEST&nbsp;to save 20% at&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on all their farm fresh CBD products for people and pets. Follow the Majority Report crew on Twitter: @SamSeder @EmmaVigeland @MattLech Check out Matt’s show, Left Reckoning, on Youtube, and subscribe on Patreon!&nbsp; Check out Matt Binder’s&nbsp;YouTube&nbsp;channel:&nbsp; Subscribe to Brandon’s show The Discourse on Patreon!&nbsp; Check out Ava Raiza’s music here!&nbsp; The Majority Report with Sam Seder –&nbsp; &nbsp;

3530 - Senate Sells Out Working Families w/ Randi Weingarten

♥ A satire metal track! Get your hair spray on! ♥

Gave Me Your Panties ♥

I think these young men are a bad influence on me.

Butta & Mane(Not A Diss)

The Vocals/Poetry: L.A. Rabsatt & C. Double34 Music
The Music & Sampling: C. Double34 Music
The Sampled Vocals: Johnny Cash & The Ohio Players
The Artwork: The Infamous Strategy


* FAIR USE DISCLAIMER: I do not own copyright for this copyrighted material, but under Section 107 United States Copyright Law as noted by the United States Copyright Office (Copyright Act 1976), allowance is made for fair use for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research

Ring Of Fire (L.A. Rabsatt & C. Double34 Music, vocals)

It's a casual Friday on a Thursday and the disastrous Senate bill passed somehow despite Chuck Schumer's renaming. Our favorite, Heather 'Digby' Parton joins us today for a recap of the week's news. In the Fun Half Matt Binder and Brandon Sutton join for further discussion of the bill. We watch Jimmy Dore tackle climate change by discussing an article in the Washington Post that he didn't read, instead getting his info from Joe Rogan who is also discussing the article that he did not read. It's a hall of stupid mirrors. All that and a whole lot more. &nbsp; Become a member at&nbsp;JoinTheMajorityReport.com:&nbsp; Follow us on TikTok here!:&nbsp; Check us out on Twitch here!:&nbsp; Find our Rumble stream here!:&nbsp; Check out our alt YouTube channel here!:&nbsp; Gift a Majority Report subscription here:&nbsp; Subscribe to the ESVN YouTube channel here:&nbsp; Subscribe to the AMQuickie newsletter here:&nbsp; Join the Majority Report Discord!&nbsp; Get all your MR merch at our store:&nbsp; Get the free Majority Report App!:&nbsp; Go to&nbsp;&nbsp;and use coupon code majority to get 10% off your purchase Check out today's sponsors LIQUID IV: Get 20% off your first order at  Use code MAJORITYREP at checkout. SUNSET LAKE:&nbsp;Use the code&nbsp;LEFTISBEST&nbsp;to save 20% at&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on all their farm fresh CBD products for people and pets. Follow the Majority Report crew on Twitter: @SamSeder @EmmaVigeland @MattLech Check out Matt’s show, Left Reckoning, on Youtube, and subscribe on Patreon!&nbsp; Check out Matt Binder’s&nbsp;YouTube&nbsp;channel:&nbsp; Subscribe to Brandon’s show The Discourse on Patreon!&nbsp; Check out Ava Raiza’s music here!&nbsp; The Majority Report with Sam Seder –&nbsp; &nbsp;

3531 - GOP Passes Long Sought Brutality Bill w/ Heather ‘Digby’ Parton

Survival has never sounded so groovy. “Doomsday for Dummies” is a tongue-in-cheek apocalypse anthem wrapped in retro disco shine and modern punch. Packed with funky bass, big claps, and crowd-style singalong hooks, this dancefloor end-times banger roasts doomsday prepping and collective denial with dry humor and meta asides. Whether you’re spinning in the rubble or hustling through the blackout, this track is a celebration of absurdity, honesty, and those desperate disco moves that just might save your soul. Press play and boogie like it’s the end—because sometimes laughing (and dancing) through disaster is all we’ve got.
Hit repost, drop a comment about your end-of-the-world plan, and let’s get this on every doomsday playlist the algorithm can muster!
#DanceTilTheEnd #DiscoSurvivalGuide

Lyrics:

“Alright, Dummies—gather ‘round! It’s time for your end-of-the-world workout. Don’t forget your sunscreen…or your tinfoil hat.”

Check your flashlight batteries, batteries not included,
Stock up on beans—don’t ask why,
Practice your handshake with a baseball bat,
Trust no one, but wink when you lie.
Remember: duct tape solves everything
Except trust issues and nuclear fallout,
Smile at the neighbor, just in case
They’re not zombies yet.

Dance in the rubble, spin in the ash,
Keep your disco moves sharp for the final bash.

This is doomsday for dummies! We’ll be just fine!
Don’t trust anyone, especially this line. Seriously though, don’t.
When the sky starts falling, just boogie on through,
Fake it till you make it—That’s what survivors do!

“We’ll be just fine!”
“Are we really fine?
Somebody call my mom…”

Microwave your canned beans for that radiant glow,
Build a bunker out of pizza boxes—science says so!
Share your feelings with the passing crows,
But never share your snacks, bro.
Post-apocalyptic fashion tip:
Cardboard hats, they’re all the rage,
If your radio plays ABBA,
It’s probably a sign of the end of days.

Groove through the blackout, hustle in the rain,
Nobody can see your tears in a nuclear flame.

This is doomsday for dummies! We’ll be just fine!
Don’t trust anyone, especially this line. For real, don’t.
When the sky starts falling, just boogie on through,
Fake it till you make it—That’s what survivors do!

Forget all the tips—I made ‘em up.
Nobody’s coming, nobody cares.
Keep dancing, sure, but don’t look up—
Trust me, you don’t want to know what’s up there.
…Or down here.

If you’re hearing this, you’re already doing better than most.
Last advice?
Hold your snacks close—
And your secrets closer.

This is doomsday for dummies! We’ll be…fine?
Don’t trust anyone—especially this rhyme. Seriously, run.
When the world stops spinning, just spin on your shoes,
Dance like the end is the best time to lose.

“Alright, everyone—remember to tip your mutant bartender.
Good luck out there. Don’t trust the disco ball.”



Doomsday For Dummies

Who doesn't secretly want to be a gangster? 

Gangsters (West Coast Remix)

Lex Luther (Parody of Luther by Kendrick Lamar)

The Vocals/Poetry: L.A. Rabsatt & C. Double34 Music
The Music & Sampling: C. Double34 Music
The Sampled Vocals: Lawanda Page & The Jubilaires
The Artwork: The Infamous Strategy

* FAIR USE DISCLAIMER: I do not own copyright for this copyrighted material, but under Section 107 United States Copyright Law as noted by the United States Copyright Office (Copyright Act 1976), allowance is made for fair use for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research

Heathen, Part 2 (L.A. Rabsatt & C. Double34 Music, vocals)

When I first heard DubStep it sounded like the music Robots would make, so I decided to do a Robot themed dub-step inspired tune (disclaimer - no robots or AI was used in the making of this tune!)

I built Shiitake Products because the world needed a home for beautiful nonsense and soul-splitting truth.

- Sometimes that looks like a dancefloor meltdown at 2am.
- Sometimes it’s a button that says “Mildly Okay Human.”
- Sometimes it’s a whispered hymn to grief.

It’s all real. It’s all me. This is my multiverse—and you’re invited.

Here, AI collides with human emotion to create music that actually means something.
From dark trap bangers to cinematic alt-rock anthems, from emo-folk confessionals to glitch-satire ballads—every track is a story, a mood, a moment.
Not built for algorithms.
Built to feel.

🎧 Genres? Trap. EDM. Alt-rock. Rap-rock. Folk. Comedy. Chaos.

🧠 Themes? Rage. Love. ADHD spirals. Existential dread. Healing. Heartbreak. Hope.

🎯 Mission? To punch through the noise—and hit something real.


🔥 Want your story turned into a song? I do that.

🎁 Every listen helps fund more sonic experiments, more weird merch, and more beautiful noise.

🔗 Links:
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🍎 Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/artist/shiitake-products/1766960367
☕ Support / Custom Songs: ko-fi.com/shiitakeproducts
🌐 More chaos: shiitakeproducts.com

⚠️ Marketers & "design bros" beware: I will waste your time on purpose.

I'm a new multi-genre producer and artist.
Thank you all for everything!
I am on all major streaming services.

Finally, American politics for the non-brain dead or knuckle draggers. The Majority Report is a smart political podcast hosted by Sam Seder. This daily show features long form interviews of authors, economists, journalists, comedians and politicians. If you want thoughtful and entertaining analysis of policy and politics, you have found it. Winner Best Political Podcast 2014, 2013, 2012 & 2011. Live show daily at www.majority.fm

Make beats with a message and sample using the fair use act of 1976. Boom Bap Hip Hop is what I vibe to...but I bring all elements of music to the mix. A man of YHWH, God the Father and I give Him the praise and credit for these ideas. Thanks for listening. Peace be with and unto you. Luke 17:21.

horror filmz, old school sci-fi, screams of fear and pain whilst sitting in a dark room with your mom, laughter and fun and cartoonz tatooed to the inside of your eyelidz, noizez you gottsta have a listen to. this and all the rest awaits... tell all your friendz... imaginary and otherwize...not to be afraid....

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