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Had to get up 
And find my fuckin way out
Gotta stack up
My cake right out da bank now

Gonna boss up
On top and they just stay down 
Packing fat packs
My niggas got connects now

Yah
I be coming thru just like I'm cloud
If you talking down u get knocked out
I don't wanna see your page u get blocked now
bitches always hate because I stack pounds

What you gonna do 
What you gonna do
YAH
What you gonna do
What you gonna do

When I come thru
And crash the fucking party
Play my mixtape
My team be going gnarly
niggas hate me
Cause I was born in darkness
But it turns out
Those niggas are the heartless

I could never flop
Make this *** for fun
Smoke a hundred blunts
Are you feeling numb?
Nah because I'm chill
And I level up 
slayerz is the one
Slayerz is the one

chop chop chop 
The blade it swings all night
And if you talking down
The steel might just bite
I'm talking different dimensions
These noggas hate cause I got potential
I gather what is essential
These niggas flexing a rental 

Pull up to abando
Got shot up like rambo 
bitch I got some ammo
And I'm rockin cammo
Yes i use a blade
But I need a blick
Make all this cash
Bitch we getting lit 

Hop on the flight now 
It's headed straight for toyko
I got yo *bitch* now
I take her to the rodeo

wtf boy 
yeh I'm next up
Wtf boy
 I got big bluntz
And the big boys
Got them big toys

Shooting shi up
Make that big noise
Shooting shi up
Make that big noise






 


 



pulled up w/ a keyblade ✨🗝️ prod. RAID

Uncle Larry Did a Keg Stand at the Baptism is a wild comedy-rap fever dream that flips a sacred ritual into absolute chaos. The lyrics paint a picture of Larry stealing the spotlight at a baptism, turning holy water into beer foam, and sparking a chain reaction of surreal events. Choirs dab, babies clap, nuns breakdance, and even angels join the rave. It is a satire about family, rebellion, and how one ridiculous act can transform an entire moment into legend. The track is outrageous, meme-worthy, and impossible not to laugh at, while also carrying an undercurrent about tradition, disruption, and celebration.

Lyrics:

Bro… I just came here for potato salad…
Next thing I know, Uncle Larry’s upside down on the keg.

Pastor said “Welcome, child of the Lord,”
Larry said “Hold my beer,” then backflipped forward.
Baptism font turned into Natty Light,
He shotgunned heaven, burped pure white light.

Grandma fainted, the choir went wild,
The holy dove dabbed on the little child.
Even the baby clapped mid-dunk,
Deacon passed out when the beer foam sunk.

Holy water fizzed, communion sprayed,
Fog machine kicked in, angels raved.

Uncle Larry did a keg stand at the baptism,
Turned the hymnbook into a rave algorithm.
He popped that tap like a sacred vow,
Even Satan’s in the livestream, screamin’ “WOW!”

Organ pipes turned into vuvuzelas,
Jesus cameo’d like “What the hell, fellas?”
Cross started glowin’, communion wine sprayed,
And the ushers got drunk on lemonade.

The bishop moonwalked, nun hit the worm,
Larry belched fire, the candles burned.
Bible levitated, choir got grills,
Gabriel started spinnin’ turntables for thrills.

Uncle Larry did a keg stand at the baptism,
Deacon’s breakdancin’, saints all vibin’.
“Amazing Grace” got a trap remix,
Now the pews bounce hard to the crucifix.

Is this salvation or a frat initiation?
Did the Lord approve or is this damnation?
Holy hashtags, trending live,
Even Heaven’s got the WiFi fried.

Uncle Larry did a keg stand at the baptism,
He baptized the keg, divine algorithm.
From the font to the fridge, it’s eternal foam,
Now the angels scream “CHUG!” in Rome.

And Pastor whispered…
“…never invite Larry again.”

Uncle Larry Did a Keg Stand at the Baptism

Corruption

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 A great ballad song (Featuring the angelic voice: Ava Bonam)

True to the night

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