there would be no sadness if we were super gay

this is a shitty track i made as a joke
it was surprisingly harder to do than i thought it'd be, and it's still shit

Gay Room - Kirby: Planet Boboballs

thank you all so much for 1,000,000 plays

songs: xenoblade chronicles 2: mor ardain - roaming the wastes
numb - LP

Numbing The Wastes (LP ╳ Xenoblade Chronicles 2)

Like my fake ads? Try my HOUR AND A HALF of fake talk radio and ads, produced for the game Postal 4! Starring a big collection of talented voice actors! | https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/kdtf-radio-comedy-station-from-postal-4

remember when the pinhead CEO of pepsico said this stupid shit about doritos during an interview?

"(Women) don't like to crunch too loudly in public. And they don't lick their fingers generously and they don't like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavor into their mouth."

"We are looking at (Doritos for women) ... low-crunch, the full taste profile, not have so much of the flavor stick on the fingers, and how can you put it in a purse? Because women love to carry a snack in their purse."

[https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/06/business/lady-doritos-indra-nooyi.html]


well here is some speculative ad work i did for pepsico. now someone hire me for real VO work please. thanks, bye

twitter ver: https://twitter.com/captaincomedy/status/975832199097470977

music from youtube audio library: https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/music

silent partner - drop and roll
silent partner - marvin's dance
silent partner - sun spots
jingle punks - orange blanket
jingle punks - killing with kindness

Spec Ads: Doritos for Girls

actual original content coming sometime

MP3: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1PbQWtj5_GNCUHOnj1n83f4nYcR7O8OCJ
WAV: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1-arjulXzxGOJ5NHhrGQaqKEXrVSqYiRB
ART: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1jSfmW4kTSaEOPsGYySQ-evg-IqtK_OUL

fortnite initial d battle royale 10 hours asmr gone wild not clickbait

Fuck it, I got lazy and the more I worked on it the better it sounded not pitch shifted, so here it is (and I don't plan on working on it again, I tried over and over again to shift it but it just began to frustrate me so yeah, sorry if this isn't what you were waiting for)

We are number One But It's Despacito and not pitch shifted

Through the Boogeyman or Boogeymen

tl;dr this account is dead, but reposts will continue. Keep reading if you give a shit.

So I'm thinking I'm going to be quitting the Soundclown game from here on out. I've been at this for almost 5 years now, and not only am I shit out of ideas, I'm now a full time college student, so I don't have much time to make mashups anyway.

That doesn't mean "dont expect anymore activity", as I still plan on reposting tracks i like and responding to comments/DMs. I might even post something in the distant future or re-purpose this account, but the point is, don't follow me if you expect more content from me. But stay followed/follow me now if you want reposts of other mashup artists.

If there's anything I can leave you guys on, it's this: plays and likes don't mean shit. I remember back in 2015, looking at @napemango2 's follower count of 900+ and thinking how unfathomable it would be to reach that level of popularity. Now at nearly 10k followers, I don't feel any superior or have any more clout than someone with 10 followers. What matters is that you meet folks you like in your career, chat with them and work on collabs/cores, and that'll get you a lot farther than being some dude with 5 million all-time plays.

To conclude, this account will NOT be deleted without due notice, which isn't going to happen for a long ass time.

Peace, Sayonara, Live Long and Prosper, and I'll remember you all in therapy.

-The Meme Machine


joke stolen from https://strawlbarry.tumblr.com/post/158785141058 btw

DEAD ACCOUNT, READ DESC.

Toxicstar But Worse

boys.


Sources:
Riverside - Sidney Samson
Boys - Lizzo


(Holy crap, thank you all so much for 39000 plays! I hope you all enjoyed listening.)

Riverside Boys (Mashup)

As heard in Starter Squad: Episode 9 - The Lizard Slayer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozWvFP-vXNY

If you like the song and want to support me for making it for you, please consider buying it! https://druox.bandcamp.com/track/rock-smasher
Lyrics:

*Grunt noises based on other bands*

*Power metal thing in every power metal song*

Slaughtering all who are smaller
And too weak to resist
Your reign of terror is over
I’ll crush your bones with my fist!

You can’t win this time.
I will end your life!

You are the one we despise
Now it’s time for your demise.
You’ll soon feel the brunt, of a force hard and blunt.
It’s time to cut you down to size.

This fight you will never win.
I’ll cleanse the world of your sin.
You murder and lie, with no reason why
There’s no turning back. It’s time. To. Die.

Hundreds of innocents slaughtered
Most in their physical prime.
You killed as you ravaged their homelands
Now you will pay for your crimes.

Your funeral's been penned.
No one will attend!

*Evil Laughter*

(Charmander Sandshrew Exchange Here)

DIE (a lot)

Your time has come.
Your end is near.
You cannot hide.
I smell your fear.
You’re cornered now.
Say your goodbye
One final strike
Now you will-

Starter Squad Sound Track

RPCK SMASHER

ROCK SMASHER

monday morning i arrive
three hours early to see the sky
before the moon obscures the sun
before the players think they've won

i take position four steps back from the home plate
i am the cross-section between this mortal plane 
and its fate

for unknown reasons, Jaylen burned
in the first season, the Great Return
the book forbidden, open wide
the gods had spoken, Jaylen died

when the meeting of the council had adjourned
we thanked the gods
for we knew the commissioner
had done his job

then five seasons came and went
not a worry, no undead
the sky grows dark and we decide
who will live and who will die

but when Hotdogfingers appeared atop the mound, 
cheating fate
i took a secret vow to ensure their debt is paid
and so, i wait

and now the players arrive at last
and i am grinning behind my mask
for i see darkness coming forth
and i know balance will be restored

debt collector

i should probably delete this before it ruins what little reputation i have

Gay Room - Kirby: Planet Boboballs

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