i dress up for the mission
time for my own rendition
prom night in 1990
that's where you'll fucking find me

no more laughing at me anymore
i load my gun and i kick through the door

time for you all to die
i'll leave no one alive
hear the screams at the prom night slaughterhouse
blow your head off your body
you're all so fucking retarded
should've never come to prom night slaughterhouse

i see you hiding behind the table with all the punch
oh Stacy
why couldn't you just have noticed me

time for you all to die
i'll leave no one alive
hear the screams at the prom night slaughterhouse
blow your head off your body
you're all so fucking retarded
should've never come to prom night slaughterhouse

and then the cops show up
but everyone's already dead
so i will cock my gun
and put it to my fucking head        

Prom Night Slaughterhouse

I know I probably strained my voice a bit too much on this track

[Intro]

Like the worthless piece of shit I am
I've done nothing at all
(I've done it again!!!)
I'm overwhelmed by my stupid thoughts
Yet they're so much smarter than me
(That doesn't make sense- shut up)

[Instrumental]

[Pre-Chorus]

My biggest weakness is that everything's bothersome
My second biggest being the fact that I don't (Shut the fuck up!!!)

[Chorus]

Trying to be so clever
(But nothing ever happens!!!)
This is what I've become and I
Couldn't care less
Trying to be so clever
(But nothing ever happens!!!)
This is what I've become and I
Couldn't care less

[Verse]

As long as I'm sapient, 
I'll be consistently impatient with myself
(Get up you lazy fuck, get some work done)
Never getting anywhere, an immovable object 
Am I at nature's mercy or is it failure by design?
(I got those references haha)

[Chorus]
Trying to be so clever
(But nothing ever happens!!!)
This is what I've become and I
Couldn't care less
Trying to be so clever
(But nothing ever happens!!!)
This is what I've become and I
Couldn't care less

[Instrumental bridge 3/4]

[Outro]
I'm not smart I'm not cool I'm not good at anything
I still find a way to be vain
I hate the way I act, and even though I complain
I still find a way to be vain

(DEMO) PRETENDious

kellie

Hear me whining for you
Hear me pining for you
Writing lines here for you
You say you love me too
Your grooming children for fun
You insist I am the one
Your only eye in the sun
Who you don't run away from

Hear me
Hear you
Hear me
Hear you
There's nothing
To do
I'll run away
From you
Hear me
Hear you
Hear me
Hear you
There's nothing
To do
I'll run away
From you

Pine for the lights off
She knows your secrets
Forgot how to laugh
My only weakness

Hear me
Hear you
Hear me
Hear you

Oh, fuck this.

Root Canal Years goes full epunk then kills himself

I guess I'll go eat weeds... (instrumental demo)

2005

INf3stxtion - Drain you (NIRVANA COVER)

Miss America (Garden Graves cover)

teach me to read your books sound delicious
getting drunk and talking to you is so fun
youve gone away but it cant be for long

it so hard to keep mattering to people all the time
but you
youre the one i wish would just come back

come back

this time im gonna do it

Elephant Gym - "Frog - Live in Boston, USA"

Songs deemed not good enough for Root Canal Years

Main: https://soundcloud.com/rootcanalyears

Root Canal Years goes full epunk then kills himself

Shitcelcore