TWO CARTOONS are a pair of male humans that make POP MUSIC. This POP MUSIC tastes of HAPPINESS and HUMOUR with hints of SARCASM and a dash of MELANCHOLY. It is then combined with ELECTRIC GUITARS, DRUM KITS and AMPLIFIERS and left to simmer in the tropic heat of AUCKLAND, NEW ZEALAND until done. Ready to serve, it is garnished with a FOUR PIECE BAND and the dish is tied together with TIGHT SETS and passable ON-STAGE BANTER. As many consumers note, the presented dish clearly resembles ROCK MUSIC but delivers the unmistakable sweetness of POP MUSIC with every bite. DELICIOUS!

We're a band we play songs

New Album 'Straight Line Was A Lie’ Out Now On ANTI- Records. https://thebeths.ffm.to/straightlinewasalie 

2025 tour dates and tickets: https://thebeths.ffm.to/tour

DIY label based in south west England releasing great music on weird things.

You can stream all our releases in full over on our bandcamp - http://artishardrecords.bandcamp.com

Amateur writer and poet exploring their flow.

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