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Snooper's Bad Kush Day

This literally took me 40 minutes to make. GG

Pendulum Hills

Ravio got 2 quarters for his birthday

Move Bitch Get Out of Malo Mart

Knuckles Gets It Started In Here

Go my way

hello youtube x2


youtube upload: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMCYdcuACSo

Sand Canyon Thang

this is from like 2016 i hoenstly don't like this

grand dad im scared help me

The Kong Family!

starvive.mp3

THE COOKBOOK ~ A Cooking Mama Hip-Hop Mashup Mixtape:
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0BxobiK7SSSWRV1RfUE5oUkZPcEE?resourcekey=0-tIck8i1wU6m18FStOrj_2g&usp=sharing

I'm happy to announce the release of my first mashup album! You can download the album FOR FREE at the Google Drive link above. Bon appetite! 

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Also, HUGE shoutout to the Guest Chefs who contributed Bonus Tracks for the album! 

https://soundcloud.com/alfl
https://soundcloud.com/jazzmasterjd
https://soundcloud.com/monotonemonkey
https://soundcloud.com/nyanobotto
https://soundcloud.com/tehlucasguy
https://soundcloud.com/wobble-jams

You guys are the best! ^w^
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Please let me know what you think of the album. Reposts are sincerely appreciated too! :')

Youtube: http://youtube.com/IamJemboy
MP3 Archive: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0BxobiK7SSSWRflN2bzJ1NU1ZeTFTUW9TR3NwNU9peDhMOWdfR18tSG9QWkJDQ3JpN2FRdGM?resourcekey=0-AgfCwQlPGAlaFUIv28ONHQ&usp=sharing

Thanks for listening!
-- Jemboy

THE COOKBOOK

SNAP YO BAGEL$ (Cooking Mama vs. Lil Jon)

Saw a funny craigslist ad for this and had to read it

[full text]

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that’s hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.

The 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Let’s talk about features.

Bluetooth: nope

Sunroof: nope

Fancy wheels: nope

Rear view camera: nope...but it’s got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.

Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn’t give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.

You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.

This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.

Things this car is old enough to do:

Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes

Rent a car: it IS a car

This car’s got history. It’s seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It’s not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.

Interesting facts:

This car’s exterior color is gray, but it’s interior color is grey.

In the owner’s manual, oil is listed as “optional.”

When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary “Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla”

You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey.

Favorite food: spaghetti

Favorite tv show: Alf

Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms

This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It’s as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It’s as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, “It’s a Corolla. It’s fine.”

Let’s face the facts, this car isn’t going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn’t the car you want, it’s the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.

[Reading] 1999 Toyota Corolla Craigslist ad

this actually went better than i expected since i spent a good 20 seconds on it

Same BPM And Beat

American

call me mario

Mario Kart In Detroit

I make pictures.
Add me on discord: Gardenarcade

Just some guy who doesn't do Mashups anymore but they're here to be listened to.
I don't reply to messages on here, talk to the void.

Move Bitch Get Out of Malo Mart

SHOKK💀

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