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Never A Slacker Again

[ Congratulations.]
[ You’ve torn everything from me.]
[ Are you happy?]
[ ….]
[ I expected that.]
[ So-]
[ …Don’t look at me like that.]
[ You little..]
[ Don't "we're the same height" ME.]
[ I'm going to stuff your intestines with a pound of C4.]
[ I hope this hurts.]
[ Long story short?]
[ Go fuck yourself.]

100. dumb ways to die

[ How many times has this happened?]
[ No matter what I do, I always get struck down..]
[ …By that same chainsaw.]
[ My head being torn from my own body one too many times.]
[ I have an idea on what I can do, but…]
[ …]
[ Actually who gives a fuck]

001. chara’s evil song

* Look back with [Z] ! 
* They say eye contact is polite... sometimes!

12. Hauntstep

Z] I WILL NEVER DO IT AGAIN... I WILL NEVER DO IT AGAIN... I WILL NEVE-
Z] HUH!?!
Z] AND WHAT ARE YA, THREE?? A CLOWN, A CLERK AND...
Z] NOT SURE WHO YOU ARE!

J] Hey c'mon, we just got here, girl!
S] I mean she was right.
J] ?...
S] What? Can't I be self-aware for once?
J] Sorry, only gettin' used to it.

Z] HEY, THE SHOW'S OVER HERE, DUMBASSES.

N] STATE YOUR PURPOSE HERE.

Z] PURPOSE? PURPOSE!? YOU'RE ASKIN' ME, TIN CAN!?
Z] I GOT A-A-ALL THE PURPOSE. ALL OF IT.

S] Drowning in "purpose"?
{ Simon reads the text on the board. }
S] Certainly doesn't look like it.
S] Someone's been very nasty, I'm assuming.

Z] WHATCHA IMPLYING, MAILMAN? HUH? HUH!?

S] Mail- MAILMAN..?? Where is that coming from, you-

N] SIMON.

S] ...
S] Pardon.

J] Okay- Let's start over shall we?
J] I'm Jerome, He's Simon and they're Neo, nice to meet you!

Z] ...
Z] NAME'S IZU.
Z] DON'T WEAR IT OUT.

J] Alrighty-alrighty, miss Iz-

Z] HEY. DON'T WEAR IT OUT, YA HEAR?!
Z] THAT'S A PURPOSE ONLY PRIVILEGE.

S] Well what do we call you then?

Z] HOW 'BOUT YOUR MAJESTY AND ALL THAT CRAP?

S] Yeaaah, not doing it.

J] Alright-alright, will we get the privIlege if we become friends?

Z] FRIENDS, HUH?
Z] ...
Z] ALRIGHT, BUT ONLY IF YOU BRING ME SOMETHIN.
Z] YA SEE, A GIRL NEEDS HER CHALK...
Z] AND AS YOU SEE I'M ALL OUT!...
Z] HELP A FRIEND OUT, WILL YA?
Z] OH, AND... 
Z] TELL THE OLD MAN I SAID HELLO.

music by @sinholderangles

preizu.ogg

S] Here's your chalk.

Z] FINALLY.
Z] TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH.
Z] CHEERS!

{ Izu throws the chalk, then swallows it in the air. }

S] Weren't you supposed to write with that?

Z] NOPE, AND I NEVER SAID I WOULD. DUMBASS.
Z] ANYWAYS, YA HAVE ANY MORE?

S] Uh, no.
J] That was our only one...

Z] WHAT A SHAME.
Z] YOU CAN LEAVE NOW.

J] Wait, what?

Z] PISS OFF.
Z] DID YOU NOT GET THE HINT?

J] You said if we'd bring you your chalk, we'd be friends.

Z] FRIENDS. RIGHT.
Z] IS THAT ALL FRIENDS DO? FETCH CHALK FOR EACH OTHER?

S] Hey, it was on your terms, not ours.

{ Izu steps back and grins. }

Z] PERHAPS WE SHOULD GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER FIRST.
Z] HOW ABOUT WE PLAY A LITTLE GAME?

S] ...
J] Sure, sure. What are the rules?

Z] IF I CRUSH YOUR MORALE...
Z] I WIN.

J] Hah! That's what you REALLY wanted all along, wasn't it?
J] Well... I wouldn't have it any other way!

Z] IS THAT SO? IS THAT SO!?
Z] HAHAHAHAHA. DON'T EXPECT ME TO FEEL GUILTY, THEN,
WHEN THEY HAVE TO CLEAN YOUR BODIES OFF THE FLOOR.

music by @sinholderangles
dialogue by @judy808

izutension.ogg

The GIANT debuts! We here in KESSUPO, Inc. sure hope you'll like it! The writing is in progress.

Song by @geefel
Art by @oz7619

Deafening Transmission

MEET YOUR GOD.

My Side of the Mountain

* Smells like a cold, cheese-puff seasoned bird stew.

♡ Act

* Quadsicle
♡ Frostfowl
* Jeffery

♡ Check
* Pun
* Laugh at

* (Frostfowl: Atk 12 Def 7, This enemy prevents anyone from getting to close)
* (Get under his skin and break his walls down!)

♡~~~~~~~~~~~♡

* Check
♡ Pun
* Laugh at


* (You make a pun about ducks bills)
* (Frostfowl seems unimpressed)


* Anybody who makes fun of me, ends up DEAD in the snow!

* Nobody will take my snowcones
{ 〴⋋_⋌〵 }

* You got a charger? No? Tough luck.

♡~~~~~~~~~~~♡

* (The battlefield is getting covered in snow!)
* (Seems like Frostfowl follows through on its threats)

♡~~~~~~~~~~~♡

* (You make another pun about feathers)
* (Again clearly directed at Frostfowl)
* (Frostfowl seems confused… and more angry!…)


* Why won't you leave me alone?

* My cap is beautiful, a shining star alone in the snow. 
{ ♡‿♡ }

* So like, you got any mobile games? Only one's I play are online.

♡~~~~~~~~~~~♡

* (The blizzard is increasing, the battlefield is getting covered!)
* (Frostfowl temper is out of control!)

♡~~~~~~~~~~~♡

* (You make another pun, this time about yourself)
* (Frostfowl is breaking from their shell!)

* Heh, I see.
* Sorry for giving you the… cold shoulder…

* My caps won't go bad! 
{ ＼(｀0´)／ }

* Dude, the wifi here sucks. I can't battle without my phone.

♡~~~~~~~~~~~♡

* (The snow storm is lessening!)
* (Your vision is not being clouded anymore!)

♡~~~~~~~~~~~♡

* So like. When we're done here. Could I borrow another 20?

* No way man! You still haven't paid me last time!

* Gee, can't someone do a little comissioning.
* Speaking off.. Icicle, can I get one of your caps again? I'm sorta twisty.

* No! 
{ (⩺ = ⩹) }
* The state you gave it back to me last time... The horror...
{ (O∆O) }

* (You nod at Frostfowl. And then at Quadsicle.)
* (You all decide to collectively ditch Jeffery.)

♡~~~~~~~~~~~♡

* (You laugh at Frostfowl's pun!)
* (Frostfowl smiles!)

* Heh, got to say you’re pretty chill.

* My caps are cooler than my friends. But why have friends when I have caps? 
{ (⊃‿⊂) }

♡~~~~~~~~~~~♡

♡ Spare

♡ Frostfowl
* Quadsicle

♡~~~~~~~~~~~♡
* (The snow has completed dissipated!)
* (The blizzard has ended.)

＊┈┈┈┈＊┈┈┈┈＊┈┈┈┈＊┈┈┈┈＊

Track composed by :
Jayze 

Main Artist :
Mistdrawz

Discord server:
https://discord.gg/Kb8cMTZCGY

26. Enemies Close to Freezing (Battle 2)

] Hello, Simon.
] I assume you got my messages?

S] Yeah.

] Good. 
] I have done some housekeeping since you've started neglecting your chores...
] But I understand your situation.
] ...
] Your family loves you, Simon.

S] ...

] I have to get going now.
] See you later.

S] Bye.

] Oh and...
] Next time, try to refrain from spending half your salary on "animae" memorabilia.

music by @geefel

43 - Apartment 7CD

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