We are done here

I died. Someone dug me up and put me together with spare parts and was designed to do one thing, "FUNK SHIT UP". Unfortunately the townspeople of the village I was crafted in only liked Country & Western music so they killed me...again...This time with fire. I then came back as a ghost and I fight crime with my phat beats in the mean streets of Broomfield.

Wrap rage, also called package rage, is the common name for heightened levels of anger and frustration resulting from the inability to open hard-to-remove packaging, particularly some heat sealed plastic blister packs and clamshells. Consumers suffer thousands of injuries per year, such as cut fingers and sprained wrists, from tools used to open packages and from the packaging itself. Easy-opening systems are available, when desired, to improve convenience to end-users.
Packaging sometimes must be made difficult to open. For example, regulations dictate that some over-the-counter drugs have tamper resistance to deter unauthorized opening prior to the intended customer and be in child-resistant packaging. Other packages are intentionally made difficult to open to reduce package pilferage and shoplifting.
Hard plastic clamshells also protect the products while they are being shipped. In addition, using transparent plastic allows consumers to view products directly before purchasing them.
The term wrap rage itself came about as a result of media attention to the phenomenon. Although other variants such as packaging rage have been used as early as 1998, Word Spy identifies the earliest use of wrap rage as coming from The Daily Telegraph in 2003. The American Dialect Society identified the term as one of the most useful of 2007.
Wrap rage has been humorously portrayed in popular culture. A notable example is Larry David's wrap rage in the season seven episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm titled "Vehicular Fellatio."
In 2006, Consumer Reports magazine recognized the wrap rage phenomenon when it created the Oyster Awards for the products with the hardest-to-open packaging. A story in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette about wrap rage was featured on The Colbert Report when host Stephen Colbert tried to use a knife to remove a new calculator from its plastic packaging, to no avail.
A survey in Yours, a magazine aimed at people over 50, found that 99% of the 2,000 respondents said packaging had become harder to open over the last 10 years, 97% said there was "too much excess packaging", and 60% said they had bought a product designed to more easily open packaging. In a survey conducted at the Cox School of Business, almost 80 percent of households "expressed anger, frustration or outright rage" with plastic packaging. Consumers also tend to use words such as "hate" and "difficult" when describing these products.
Consumers sometimes use potentially unsafe tools such as razor blades, boxcutters, and ice picks in their attempts to open packages. In the Yours survey, 71% of respondents said they had been injured while trying to open food packaging. The most common injury respondents had from trying to open packaging was "a cut finger, followed by cut hand, sprained wrist, bruised hand and strained shoulder muscle." According to a British study, over 60,000 people receive hospital treatment each year due to injuries from opening food packaging. The Consumer Product Safety Commission estimated that attempts to open packaging caused about 6,500 emergency room visits in the U.S. in 2004. A 2009 study conducted by the Institute for Good Medicine found that 17 percent of adults over the age of 21 were either injured at least once or know of someone who was injured while opening a holiday or birthday gift.
When packagers and retailers are willing, there are many possible solutions to allow easy access to package contents. Easy access, however, can also allow more pilferage and shoplifting. It sometimes adds extra cost to packaging.
The thick plastic of some clamshell packaging makes it difficult to open such packages with ordinary household scissors. More sturdy shears, however, can cut clamshell plastic easily. Medical "trauma shears" are an inexpensive option. Tin snips also make short work of packaging plastic, and the higher mechanical advantage of "compound" metal snips make it possible to cut such packages open even if one has little hand strength.
Some companies are making their packs easier for consumers to open to help reduce wrap rage: Other companies must keep tamper resistant packages. Forces driving the efforts to improve packaging include pressure from consumers and retailers and from senior citizens who find it increasingly difficult to open packaging as they age.
Several methods of making packages easy to open have long been available. These include perforations, "tear strip" tapes, break-open components, etc.
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Calaveras Dubstep United / Lilt Music 

WARNING : during the next few minutes, you may or may not get a strong impulse to shake yo ass. 
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I HAVE A NEW PROJECT CALLED MettaUniverse ! More guitar based and heavier but still lots of ambient/electronic elements.

https://soundcloud.com/MettaUniverse



http://soundcloud.com/galenwade said:
"thoroughly entertaining from beginning to end ... loping with a sinewy grace"
Tymekz "Lurnunlurn Messages" http://snd.sc/Ouv3l9

http://soundcloud.com/mystic-decongestant said:
"Lush, expansive electronica. Very nice!"
Tymekz "Aditportal" http://snd.sc/OqXZL0

http://soundcloud.com/bite-my-shiny-metal-ass said:
"This glassy synth makes me feel like I'm wandering in an intergalactical forest!"
Tymekz "Raw Fade" http://snd.sc/O6FaKB

http://soundcloud.com/sky-radio said:
"I dont think I could put words down to do this justice. the beat is real nice and just when it might be predictable you throw me off!!!"
Tymekz "☳ the angels were furious with g0d for giving the insects faces and wings ☱" http://snd.sc/Pm5PWL

http://soundcloud.com/groovy-coolies said:
"great mysterious, dark vibe. powerful sorcery"
Tymekz "☳ the angels were furious with g0d for giving the insects faces and wings ☱" http://snd.sc/Pm5PWL

http://soundcloud.com/blindflytheater said:
"You never cease to amaze... loving this already. Love the dreamy at 0.50 on. You are so awesome and prove over and over how sentient you actually are. Dave and Fly"
Tymekz "Mad Champion" http://snd.sc/Pm6iIl

http://soundcloud.com/vulpinesmile said:
"love the frantic high end beats over that smothering, choking, dubby low end... very cool vibe!"
Tymekz "Mad Champion" http://snd.sc/Pm6iIl

http://soundcloud.com/dr-feelgood said:
"I can't say I've ever heard anything quite like this. 'Brilliant' is the only word that comes to mind."
Tymekz "Nurv Surjun" http://snd.sc/wYxt8m

http://soundcloud.com/cestladore said:
"damn such great atmosphere. i feel like im lost on the moon."
Tymekz "Hard Away" http://snd.sc/wRh3D8

http://soundcloud.com/rdjmbx said:
"Wow!!! That was fucking epic."
Tymekz "Nanobot Parasite" http://snd.sc/yfIhAL

http://soundcloud.com/antraxid said:
"wow, the bass pumped my Rokit5 Monitor so much that i got shocked for a second. really great!"
Tymekz "Thee Blowback" http://snd.sc/vD3TdY

http://soundcloud.com/brotherheights said:
Love it. Shifting melodies over a very violent beat.
Tymekz "Fucswitdis" http://snd.sc/Pm88cn

http://soundcloud.com/melodious-punk said:
"makes me fidget in twigs. I feel all lifted and dripped on."
Tymekz "Deboned" http://snd.sc/XLn1Vf

http://soundcloud.com/suboculis said:
"full on dementia here. Love the textures."
Tymekz "Planet Doom" http://snd.sc/XLnJll

http://soundcloud.com/irunak said:
"wow, the vocals are really effective, original concept!"
Tymekz "Lord Shiva" http://snd.sc/XLobjI

http://soundcloud.com/2endee said:
"damn man i really like how this track builds and transforms, its dope"
Tymekz "Ether Thugs" http://snd.sc/Pm9p34

http://soundcloud.com/mahatma-dali said:
"... Thanks for sharing this eerie piece; the nuances throughout are subtle but noticeable to any able-eared audiophile. Thanks for sharing this in DRONOPOLIS!"
Tymekz "Reanimation Fluxus"  http://snd.sc/Pm9F21

http://soundcloud.com/gabrielharrismusic said:
"amazing sound. helps me calm down and relax and think about the necessary things that i overlook all to often in life"
Tymekz "Vapor Transport System" http://snd.sc/XLpX49