OFMD Explicit Single Recording Podfics

Updated audio in June 2023! (Better quality audio, added music)
This is a podfic of a fanfiction by mia_ugly. You can find the original work here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/37890679 

This is rated explicit and is an Our Flag Means Death fic featuring Stede Bonnet/Edward Teach. Summary: Stede’s being kissed before the door fully clicks shut behind him. 

Thank you to mia_ugly for giving me permission to record this podfic.

The Intro/Outro is “Love on the Run” by Broken Bells. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/66JOl2uj2S6t9h6BxtLhwO?si=61daf35c771a486c

Fic tags: 
written post-ep 8, off-screen rescue, First Time, First Kiss, Resolved Sexual Tension, Idiots in Love

when you love it by mia_ugly (OFMD)

New audio as of 7/4/2023
This is a reading of “Always seeking (however scary)” by ShowMeAHero on AO3. You can find the fic here: https://www.archiveofourown.org/works/38859006 

This is rated explicit and is a Blackbeard/Izzy/Stede pairing with a main focus on Izzy’s perspective. 

Fic Tags:

Established Relationship, Polyamory, Threesome - M/M/M, Praise Kink, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Smut, Explicit Sexual Content, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Porn with Feelings, Not Beta Read, Touch-Starved, Comfort, Communication, The Rewards Of Being Loved AND The Mortifying Ordeal Of Being Known, Hugs, Warm, Warm and Fuzzy Feelings, Stede And Ed Trying To Trick Izzy Into Embracing And Loving Himself, Body Worship, Featuring Izzy Actually Attempting To Seek Out Comfort, against his better judgment

Intro/Outro song is “Like Real People Do” by Hozier. Find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/57V4uc2b2diZ4RPHXWecb9?si=62yI7B3hSxq4lRh06r_aiw

always seeking (however scary) by ShowMeAHero  (OFMD)

This is the podfic for Late Night Vulgarities by Luddleston. You can find the original fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38211730

Rated: Explicit

Fic summary:

It figured that the moment Stede's libido decided to rear its head, he’d be sharing a room.

When Stede finds himself fantasizing about Ed and desperate for relief, he's pleased to discover that Ed is fast asleep, which means Stede can basically go to town as long as he keeps himself reasonably quiet.

Ed is not fast asleep. Ed is not even a little bit asleep at all. Ed is listening to Stede pant and whisper his name, and he's losing his entire fucking mind about it.

All three chapters are in this recording.

Fic Tags:

Pre-Slash, Pre-Relationship, Fantasizing, Masturbation, the puzzle that is Stede Bonnet's sexuality, Accidental Voyeurism, Mutual Masturbation, except not that mutual because Stede comes too fast, Premature Ejaculation, First Kiss, First Time, Hand Jobs

Late night vulgarities by Luddleston (OFMD)

Podfic for It’s worth it, it’s divine by beepbeep4. You can find the original fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38129236

Rated: explicit

Fic summary: Ed wears one of Stede's silk robes. Things escalate quickly.

Fic Tags:

sweet loving sex, i need it for them ok, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, absolutely no plot. none., Praise Kink, Sharing Clothes, bottom ed rights

It’s worth it, it’s divine by beepbeep4 (OFMD)

This is a podfic for “A Gentleman Walks Into a Bar” by CyborgShepard. You can find the original work here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38309431

Rated: Explicit

Summary: “Everyone’s got a tribe. Like finding like. Where do you think you fit?”

He's never felt like he fit anywhere. Like a lighthouse, obstructive and crude, stuck on a cold, craggy shoreline, Stede is perpetually catching sight of others skirting around him in his light, before looking away again.

“Honestly, I’m just– just Stede.”

Boring. Divorcee. A late-bloomer and metaphorical virgin to the nuances of the modern gay man.

Ed hums, stretches his legs again. The leather of his pants crinkles. “I like that.”

Fic Tags:

Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Gay Bar, Oral Sex, Slight feminization, Stede has Feelings, Leather Kink, no beta we get stabbed in all the important bits

A Gentleman Walks Into a Bar by CyborgShepard (OFMD)

“as if two particles from one” by ShowMeAHero
Rated:Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
Still.

He likes Ed. He likes him so, so much. Too much to lie to him about this, and still, so much that it’s going to tear him apart when Ed leaves him.

Even if this was just supposed to be a bi-monthly thing. Acquaintances-with-benefits.

Friends-with-benefits, if Stede’s the one being asked.

More than that.

Stede would make Ed everything, if he asked.

(Already, he sort of is.)

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46539415
Author fic tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Hotels, Hotel Sex, Friends With Benefits, Developing Relationship, Established Relationship, Trans Stede Bonnet, Trans Male Character, Unplanned Pregnancy, Pregnancy, Pregnancy Kink, Pregnant Sex, Breeding Kink, Mild Praise Kink, Flirting, Mutual Pining...While Fucking, it's complicated - Freeform, I Know The Rituals Are Intricate. I Know They Are, Casual Sex Becomes Very Uncasual Sex, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Comfort, Cuddling & Snuggling, Vaginal Sex, Riding, Lap Sex, Clothed Sex, Boys in Skirts, Skirts, Pretty Boy Ed Teach, Porn With Plot, Porn with Feelings, Porn With Way More Plot Than I Intended To Have, Intimacy, Explicit Sexual Content, Smut, Author is trans, (reader tag: Reader is not trans), Not Beta Read, Seahorse Dad Stede Bonnet

Intro/Outro song is “Question…?” By Taylor Swift (https://open.spotify.com/track/6C7OF1Jal7YkyjzyUG8vkK?si=WRzITx5jQt621234d0kRag)

as if two particles from one by ShowMeAHero (OFMD)

This is chapter 2 for “starve without you on my lips” by fake_geek_boy
Rated:Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
If anyone asked, Ed would tell them that he’s one hundred percent completely fine and happy with the way everything has been going between him and Stede these last few weeks.
Fortunately, no one has asked. Ed doesn’t like to lie any more than he can help it.

He’d thought—hoped, really—that things would be different after what he’s been mentally referring to as “The Vibrator Incident.” It had certainly felt like things were different, at least at the time. After all, you can’t just… rub one out with your roommate who’s also your best friend who you’re definitely not a little in love with…you can’t do that and not have anything change, right?

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/45206611
This work is the second installment of the “oh my god they were roommates” series, which you can find here: https://archiveofourown.org/series/3278694

Author's Notes:Please note: I generally do my best to show my characters having realistic conversations about sexual health and safety. I tried here, but it was just throwing off the pacing of the story, so we're suspending our disbelief for this one. As a general rule, be risk-aware, and use barriers and contraceptives as necessary for your and other people's protection!

Trans stuff again, as a reminder: Obviously Ed and Stede are both trans, and have both been on testosterone for multiple years. Stede has had top surgery, Ed hasn't. Words used for both their genitalia throughout the story are "cock," "cunt" and "entrance." There is also vaginal fingering. In a later chapter, there is a brief mention of Ed sometimes having mild dysphoria about his chest, and it will be flagged again in the notes for that chapter. In case anyone is concerned after the previous note, there is no discussion of PIV sex in this story. If anyone wants more details on any of these to ensure that they'll be comfortable reading the story (or know where to skip), please feel free to reach out to me on twitter (link in end notes)!


Author's Tags: Trans Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Trans Stede Bonnet, Trans Male Character, Alternate Universe - College/University, Alternate Universe - Roommates/Housemates, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Porn With Plot, Porn with Feelings, Pining, Mutual Pining, Pining while fucking, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, t4t, T4T Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Masturbation, Masturbation Interruptus, Oral Sex, just so much oral sex, no matter how much oral sex you think there's gonna be there's probably more, Light Bondage, improvised bondage, Vaginal Fingering, Porn Watching, Lack of Communication, good communication, they get there eventually it just takes a while because they're both idiots, D4D (dumbass 4 dumbass), Soft Dom Stede Bonnet, a little bit of fluff too, as a treat, Author is Transmasculine, Podfic Narrator is not, Author wants to hear about dead batteries

Intro/Outro song is “Eat Your Young” by Hozier (https://open.spotify.com/track/2Jw3VjB1xy5KHBqEeAC6VK?si=414d5a6248204e5f)

Chapter Two for "starve without you on my lips” by fake_geek_boy (OFMD)

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“Between a Devil and the Deep Blue Sea” by Winter_of_our_Discontent
Collaborative podfic with @fake_geek_boy (https://on.soundcloud.com/jnWQ2)
Rated: Teen and Up
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 

Hello there Edward!

Ed dropped the skull. It bounced against the toe of his boot and then rolled awkwardly under his chair.

“The fuck?” Ed spun around, glaring in every direction as he tried to figure out where the voice was coming from. Was there someone hiding in his cabin? A crewmember? An enemy? “Who the fuck are you? Are you the skull?”

Well, the voice said primly, as though sitting down for story time. Remember that ship you raided last month?

Original fic found here: 
https://archiveofourown.org/works/49015480

Author’s Tags: 
Pre-Slash, Meet cursed, Still-a-pirate Blackbeard, Demonic Possession, Demon Stede Bonnet, Canon Era, Surprisingly fluffy given those tags


“Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea” by George Harrison. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/2b1UmoYCPZw66nl8mJZtOP?si=11642e6e4c5648bc

“Between a Devil and the Deep Blue Sea” by Winter_of_our_Discontent (OFMD) ft. fake_geek_boy

2 Like The Sea Around The Shore

5 Save the Date

Podfic of smallestchurch's  "In the Brine"

find thereluctantrose here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46321393

find SD_Ryan here: archiveofourown.org/users/SD_Ryan

[podfic] In The Brine

The Gentleman Driver By Darcylindburgh

Friendship (Derogatory) by peaktotheocean

Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/37885054

Friendship (Derogatory) by peaktotheocean

- Client Notes- I Want To Apoligise To My Wife by @GentlemanPieRat

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as if two particles from one by ShowMeAHero (OFMD)

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