Rated G-T Podfics (All Fandoms)

A podfic of this story: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38275180, produced with permission of the author.

The Gentleman Pirate's Guide To Seduction

Podfic of fake_geek_boy's "No Rest for the Wicked"

find the fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44141350

find mems_scribbles artwork here: https://twitter.com/mems_scribbles/status/1611656734988455937?s=20

find SD_Ryan here: archiveofourown.org/users/SD_Ryan

[podfic] No Rest for the Wicked

Object Matrimony

Podfic of Mensa_Chickens "Feather Grey" ch 1

find the fic here: archiveofourown.org/works/43584778

find SD_Ryan here: archiveofourown.org/users/SD_Ryan

[podfic] Feather Grey ch 1

Baddy Zaddy 15

“let the sugar sit ” by ShowMeAHero
Rated:Teen and Up
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
r/HobbyDrama

u/DreadPirateBlackberries ● 4d

 

[Preserves and Jams] I confronted the jammer who kept buying all the empty jars from every store in the tri-county area and we ended up falling in love; now we make and sell our own preserves and jams and marmalades and everything. Here’s how people liking our jam too much almost destroyed my husband on our wedding day.


Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46249105

Author’s fic tags: Established Relationship, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, I'll Marry These Pirates A Million Times Before I'll Let This Company Die, pre-wedding jitters, Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Reassurances, Weddings, Wedding Planning, Engagement, Humor, Domestic Fluff, Domestic, The Inherent Eroticism of Jamming and Canning and Preserving With a Loved One, Marmalades for Marriage, Intimacy, Not Beta Read

Intro/Outro: “Sweet Nothing” by Taylor Swift (https://open.spotify.com/track/3zmwONxswBAzGwExPugSLN?si=qBzN3jcsRCGWrgJaYau7eQ)

let the sugar sit by ShowMeAHero (OFMD)

“Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?” by oatmilktruther
Rated: Teen and up
Pairing(s): 
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
Ed only calls Stede when he's high, until one night he isn't.
Original fic found here:https://archiveofourown.org/works/39605937#main

Author tags: 
Modern AU, Songfic, Blood and Injury, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Angst with a Happy Ending, Sort Of, they're still messy but thats okay

The Intro/Outro is “Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?” by Arctic Monkeys. You can find it here:https://open.spotify.com/track/086myS9r57YsLbJpU0TgK9?si=996b6bc346994fc4

Why’d You Only Call Me When You’re High? By Oatmilktruther (OFMD)

“roasters’ revenge” by ShowMeAHero
Rated: Teen and Up
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46607350

If music add this:
The Intro/Outro is “Circuital” by My Morning Jacket. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/2j6LtwpubSwkfiFZrhSwDA?si=08180e17a7ba4d17

Author’s Tags: 
Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, Coffee Shops, Bakery and Coffee Shop, Romance, Flirting, Mutual Pining, Coffee, Allergies, Allergic reaction, Hospitalization, Hospitals, Humor, Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Developing Relationship, Sickfic, Sick Character, Protective Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Not Beta Read, One Shot

“roasters’ revenge” by ShowMeAHero (OFMD)

“I Want It All” by oatmilktruther 
Rated: Teen and Up
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: A sequel to “Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?” 
Original fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48143884

Author tags: Podfic & Podficced Works, Podfic, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Panic Attacks, Flashbacks, Nightmares, Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Blood and Injury, Not graphic but its in there, Minor Character Death, not onscreen and its cop redshirts and no one is terribly fussed about it, references to arms dealing, References to Drug Dealing, references to tamogatchi dealing, Cuddling, I love you's, sorta - Freeform, it's very sweet

The Intro/Outro is “I Want It All” by Arctic Monkeys. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/1j9rezdE3YeC7yktZXC1em?si=27ad1d8afa934f03

I Want It All by oatmilktruther (OFMD)

“in for a penny” by petrichorca
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): 
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
Stede Bonnet is wrongfully imprisoned in a Barbados drunk tank. His cellmate is a handsome stranger who wants to kiss him. Then they get out of jail and someone gets railed!
Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40606515#main

The Intro/Outro is “In For a Penny” by Andy Clayburn. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/1Gj6pekJOvhLlhZ9thDPoc?si=0d27eaeedd8f41dd

Author’s Tags:
Meet Cute but in Jail, Pre-Canon, Flirting, Making Out, Kissing, like lots of kissing, First Time, Casual Sex, Oral Sex, Blow Jobs, Anal, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Come Eating, Consent is Sexy, Idiots in lust, Men fucking and it feels good, Top Stede Bonnet, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, First Time Topping, POV Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet Needs a Hug, Māori Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Canon-typical swearing, Alternate Universe, Stockings Stay On, Someone touches Stede's knee pits, Stede Bonnet's calves, Intimacy, Sweet/Hot, Humor, Hopeful Ending, Smut

In For A Penny by Petrichorca (OFMD)

At BB's ASMR Spa of Delicacies and Delights, our mission is to bring pleasurable, joyful, and calming tingles to our clients. :)

**Best if listened to with headphones on**

You can read the story text on AO3 (@ LyndziM), if you would rather use your imagination (or if you hate my voice, that is also totally fair, lol).

BB's ASMR Spa of Delicacies and Delights

This is a collaborative podfic for “the inner workings” by ShowMeAHero.

This features the voices of SierraJaneSims (Ed, Narrator), Lyndzi Miller (Stede), her daughter (Viola and Ari), TheMrsScience (Jim and Oluwande), and her daughter (Hako and Unu). 

You can find Lyndzi Miller on SoundCloud here: https://soundcloud.com/lyndzi-miller
You can find TheMrsScience on SoundCloud here: https://on.soundcloud.com/p8jUU

Rated: General Audiences
Pairing(s): 
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Oluwande Boodhari/Jim Jimenez
Fic Summary: 
“Thanks for the help,” Jim says. “Sorry to bombard you right when you get home.”

“Nah, I like being bombarded,” Ed replies. “Plus, this’ll be easy. I could use a win. You won’t fucking believe the truck I worked on most of today, Jim, I swear to fucking shit.”

He stops short when Viola comes running back up, a stick in her hands. Unu, Hako, and Ari have already gotten distracted again, playing a tag-game together on the lawn, but Viola’s returned dutifully to their side, holding the twig up in her palms.

“I got a screwdriver,” she announces to them. “Can I help?”

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46652134

Author’s Tags: Established Relationship, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Mechanics, Mechanics, Motorcycles, Family, Family Fluff, Families of Choice, Kid Fic, Babies, Children, Humor, Fluff and Humor, Domestic, Domestic Fluff, Trans Male Character, Nonbinary Character, Pregnancy, Trans Stede Bonnet, Intimacy, One Shot, Not Beta Read, Stepdad Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Seahorse Dad Stede Bonnet

The Intro/Outro is “Lover” by Taylor Swift. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/1dGr1c8CrMLDpV6mPbImSI?si=406e51597d744096

“the inner workings” by ShowMeAHero(OFMD)ft. Lyndzi Miller, TheMrsScience, and their respective kids

“Breakable Things” by mia_ugly
Rated: Teen and Up
Pairing(s): 
Martin Blackwood/Jonathan Sims

Fic Summary: 

The missing scene in Episode 117: Testament.

Jon goes off to save the world. Martin says goodbye (with a few metaphors.)



Original fic found here: 
https://archiveofourown.org/works/22850278

Author’s Tags: 

Season 3, Episode 117: Testament, saying goodbye, for 2000 words, Mutual Pining, Body Image, Scars, Idiots in Love, What's a bit of consensual beholding between bros?

“I Don’t Care” by Apocolyptica and Adam Gontier. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/1WxF4gMsFXnKCyh48CW2RI?si=cc07a7b66fde4e43

“Breakable Things” by mia_ugly (The Magnus Archives)

“Out of Control” by parrlen (OFMD)
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: Stede bought a new toy that turned out to be defective, and he needs Ed's help to get it out ;)
Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44068530
Author’s Tags:
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Sex Toys, Butt Plugs, Vibrators, Misunderstandings, Coming In Pants, Coming Untouched, Overstimulation, Multiple Orgasms, Love Confessions, First Kiss, First Time, Soft Dom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, brat stede Bonnet, Dirty Talk, Breathplay, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Riding, Idiots in Love, Stede Bonnet has had a very hard day, Suspension of disbelief was invented for this reason, Author is Open to Hearing about Dead Batteries, EBPU, Extended Butt Plug Universe, Fluff and Smut

The Intro/Outro is “Out of Control” by She Wants Revenge. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/6gwJm7LgsaHdd3CWi4K8e8?si=f46ff8865ba34185

"Out Of Control" by parrlen (OFMD)

“on some level i think i always understood that a ship could never really love an anchor” by notebooksandlaptops
Rated: Teen and up
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel Hands

Fic Summary:
Stede has never been in a loving relationship before. His fight or flight reflex is all 'flight' and he assumes that a big argument has ended everything. Ed and Izzy reassure him.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40262622

Author’s Tags:
Angst with a Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Stede has never done this before, (this being a loving relationship with people who genuinely care about him), Stede fight or flight reflect is pure flight, Polyamory, Stede Bonnet Needs a Hug, (it's okay he gets one because the next tag is), Cuddling & Snuggling, Misunderstandings, Israel Hands Needs a Hug, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Needs a Hug, everyone needs a hug guys, Stede Bonnet Has Issues, Everyone Has Issues, they're working through it though, Love Confessions


The Intro/Outro is “Never Love an Anchor” by The Crane Wives. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/0RPD5sbsSLnKWYOJ5iPPMm?si=5341856f27ee4c89

“on some level i think i always understood that a ship could never really love an anchor” (OFMD)

Going Solo podfic chapters 1-7: the Revenge, parts I + II
Written by Doll_After_Dark. Full list of tags on Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43004325/chapters/108052908
Tentacle song available here: https://hypeddit.com/dollnormal/tentacle

Tentacle

Going Solo, Chapter 1 - 7: The Revenge

Most of my catalogue is for OFMD, but I do branch out to other fandoms including The Locked Tomb series, Good Omens, The Magnus Archives, and more. If you have suggestions of fics you’d like to hear me cover, let me know here, or on Twitter. 

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let the sugar sit by ShowMeAHero (OFMD)

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