Our Flag Means Death Fics

Podfic of jazzxdaffy's "Unicorn"

find the fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43420770

find SD_Ryan here: archiveofourown.org/users/SD_Ryan

(PODFIC) Unicorn

Podfic of "That Fresh Feeling" by ejotter
Ed meets his favorite ASMR YouTuber at a café, and the two of them become fast friends. Ed isn't prepared when Stede asks if they can film a video together, or for the sexual tension that inevitably follows.

That Fresh Feeling Podfic

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43386552

Cat sound effects added for Jeff, the accountant. hope you like them. the chirps are Delilah and the purrs are Charlotte

Ed has a mostly work-from-home office job. He is rich and successful, but he hates it. And it’s not the job; he just hates working. Always has, always will. A bright spot comes into his dreary, digital world when a new coworker, Stede Bonnet, shows up on screen during a biweekly committee call. A work crush might spice things up. But before he can act on said crush, Ed has to figure out if Stede hates working as much as he does. (An office AU but not a "The Office" AU.)

CC: Brenda

Updated audio in June 2023! (Better quality audio, added music)
This is a podfic of a fanfiction by mia_ugly. You can find the original work here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/37890679 

This is rated explicit and is an Our Flag Means Death fic featuring Stede Bonnet/Edward Teach. Summary: Stede’s being kissed before the door fully clicks shut behind him. 

Thank you to mia_ugly for giving me permission to record this podfic.

The Intro/Outro is “Love on the Run” by Broken Bells. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/66JOl2uj2S6t9h6BxtLhwO?si=61daf35c771a486c

Fic tags: 
written post-ep 8, off-screen rescue, First Time, First Kiss, Resolved Sexual Tension, Idiots in Love

when you love it by mia_ugly (OFMD)

PodFic for Fake_Geek_Boy's hilariously unhinged Steddyhands Cheesemonger AU.

Wheel And Deal (PODFIC)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44991169

The future's up for grabs by endofadream

Podfic of "No Quality in Things Themselves" by xzombiexkittenx

find the fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/47830864

find SD_Ryan here: archiveofourown.org/users/SD_Ryan

[podfic] No Quality in Things Themselves

“Between a Devil and the Deep Blue Sea” by Winter_of_our_Discontent
Collaborative podfic with @fake_geek_boy (https://on.soundcloud.com/jnWQ2)
Rated: Teen and Up
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 

Hello there Edward!

Ed dropped the skull. It bounced against the toe of his boot and then rolled awkwardly under his chair.

“The fuck?” Ed spun around, glaring in every direction as he tried to figure out where the voice was coming from. Was there someone hiding in his cabin? A crewmember? An enemy? “Who the fuck are you? Are you the skull?”

Well, the voice said primly, as though sitting down for story time. Remember that ship you raided last month?

Original fic found here: 
https://archiveofourown.org/works/49015480

Author’s Tags: 
Pre-Slash, Meet cursed, Still-a-pirate Blackbeard, Demonic Possession, Demon Stede Bonnet, Canon Era, Surprisingly fluffy given those tags


“Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea” by George Harrison. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/2b1UmoYCPZw66nl8mJZtOP?si=11642e6e4c5648bc

“Between a Devil and the Deep Blue Sea” by Winter_of_our_Discontent (OFMD) ft. fake_geek_boy

“Man For Sale, Fabulous Booty” by Auntea
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
Ed secretly follows Stede through the Republic of Pirates in hopes of getting Stede alone and making a confession. Stede has other goals in mind for this outing, including getting off by an anonymous stranger through a glory hole in a seedy bar. Ed can't have that.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39671283

Author’s Tags:
Glory Hole, republic of pirates, Love Confessions, Unrequited Love, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Service Submission, blink and you miss it - Freeform, Blackbeard | Edward Teach's Knee Brace, Blow Jobs, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Maybe A Little Plot, First Time


The Intro/Outro is “Devils & Rebels” by Shayfer James. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/1MXJP7XSJxzTXWuf1QRRoA?si=bf9ffbb4c98341ac

“Man For Sale, Fabulous Booty” by Auntea (OFMD)

“The Perverted Pirate (formerly The Gentleman Pirate)” by Auntea
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
This is for Ed and his neck, not for Stede and his demure fantasies of kissing Ed’s collar bone and cuddling his relaxed frame to sleep on a bed of pillows and silk. No, Stede needs to focus, keep in control. He’s not going to blunder this simple request.

Which is the thought Stede chokes when he enters the room and sees his client.

In the lamplight, Ed relaxes in a casual stretch across the pillowy bed, stomach down. A bare casual stretch. Without clothes. Naked. The corner of a sheet is all that covers his bum, every other inked and scarred expanse of skin on full display.

OR

Stede offers to massage Ed and Ed toys with him a smidgen.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41733174
Author’s Tags: 
Massage, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Needs a Hug, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Top Stede Bonnet, Canon Disabled Character, First Time, Or at least he thinks it's the first time…, Nipple Piercings, Tattoos, Love Confessions, First Kiss, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Smut, Porn with Feelings, Humor


The Intro/Outro is “First Date” by Shayfer James. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/4Y4Yv5lcjXHnkdl9OSKqDp?si=69a8a6c538864c13

“The Perverted Pirate (formerly The Gentleman Pirate)” by Auntea (OFMD)

"if stede is not mistaken" by knotwerk (OFMD)
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard|Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
Stede didn't know that he knew. what if he found out.
and what if it were lovely.
canon divergent, directly following S1 ep5 you wear fine things well

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/50526568
Author’s Tags: 
post-S1 ep 5, hair unpinning trope my beloved, First Time, Kissing, Undressing, Frottage, Stede speed-runs being gay, Autistic Stede Bonnet, stupid puppet pulled it off

The Intro/Outro is “Honey" by The Lone Bellow. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/1ALH9oRd8FqjfsSH0d8Ft4?si=44da14e0e7814ed0

"if stede is not mistaken" by knotwerk (OFMD)

Too Hot (Hot Damn) by adhduck, bizarrelittlemew, CartoonMayor, ClaireGregory, eefaevie, emi_rose, fake_geek_boy, ghostalservice (plantainleaf), petrichorca, wardrobespierre, xoxoemynn

Fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/50714809#main

Too Hot (Hot Damn): A Collectively Written Fic

“on some level i think i always understood that a ship could never really love an anchor” by notebooksandlaptops
Rated: Teen and up
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel Hands

Fic Summary:
Stede has never been in a loving relationship before. His fight or flight reflex is all 'flight' and he assumes that a big argument has ended everything. Ed and Izzy reassure him.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40262622

Author’s Tags:
Angst with a Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Stede has never done this before, (this being a loving relationship with people who genuinely care about him), Stede fight or flight reflect is pure flight, Polyamory, Stede Bonnet Needs a Hug, (it's okay he gets one because the next tag is), Cuddling & Snuggling, Misunderstandings, Israel Hands Needs a Hug, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Needs a Hug, everyone needs a hug guys, Stede Bonnet Has Issues, Everyone Has Issues, they're working through it though, Love Confessions


The Intro/Outro is “Never Love an Anchor” by The Crane Wives. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/0RPD5sbsSLnKWYOJ5iPPMm?si=5341856f27ee4c89

“on some level i think i always understood that a ship could never really love an anchor” (OFMD)

“The Ocean” By Oatmilktruther (OFMD)
Rated: Teen And Up Audiences
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
it’s a storm.
all things considered, not even that big of a storm.
it ends up being a little more than a storm.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53210113
Author’s Tags:
Hurt/Comfort, Storms, When the storm is not just a storm, Angst, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Set some time post episode 5 basically, Let me know if this needs other tags, dealing with your mortality fresh off of almost dying, no beta we die like zXXXXv if he doesn't figure his shit out

Podficcer note:
This was recorded for the 2024 VoiceTeam Week 2 Soporific challenge. The purpose of this fic is to help people fall asleep, so there is no music, but there are soundscapes in the background. If it helps you fall asleep please let me know in the comments <3

“The Ocean” By Oatmilktruther (OFMD)

"Avant Gardener" by oatmilktruther (OFMD)
Rated: Teen And Up Audiences
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary:
Launching a coordinated plan of attack just to buy some plants from a store that, as a course of business, sells plants might be a bit overkill, but when has Ed ever been able to say no to Stede?

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54903574
Author’s Tags:
Fluff, Pining, Love Confessions, a minor concussion, Bell's Nursery Annual Spring Has Sprung Extravaganza, Shenanigans, made up plants, Ed's horny inner monologue, Stede taking his gardening way too seriously and Ed being completely into it, First Kiss, I'm sorry I forgot how to tag a fic without doing a bit, But please let me know if anything's missing

The Intro/Outro is “could this be love?” by Saturn 17. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/480aVmwDIBeTSpSZORyhO0?si=7fe10ff004a4462e

"Avant Gardener" by oatmilktruther (OFMD)

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“The Perverted Pirate (formerly The Gentleman Pirate)” by Auntea (OFMD)

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