OFMD Explicit Single Recording Podfics

a bottle of whisky and a few mistakes

Somewhere beyond the Sea by Claire. Gregory Chapter 1

Updated audio in June 2023! (Better quality audio, added music)
This is a podfic of a fanfiction by mia_ugly. You can find the original work here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/37890679 

This is rated explicit and is an Our Flag Means Death fic featuring Stede Bonnet/Edward Teach. Summary: Stede’s being kissed before the door fully clicks shut behind him. 

Thank you to mia_ugly for giving me permission to record this podfic.

The Intro/Outro is “Love on the Run” by Broken Bells. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/66JOl2uj2S6t9h6BxtLhwO?si=61daf35c771a486c

Fic tags: 
written post-ep 8, off-screen rescue, First Time, First Kiss, Resolved Sexual Tension, Idiots in Love

when you love it by mia_ugly (OFMD)

4 Risky texts

New audio as of 7/4/2023
This is a reading of “Always seeking (however scary)” by ShowMeAHero on AO3. You can find the fic here: https://www.archiveofourown.org/works/38859006 

This is rated explicit and is a Blackbeard/Izzy/Stede pairing with a main focus on Izzy’s perspective. 

Fic Tags:

Established Relationship, Polyamory, Threesome - M/M/M, Praise Kink, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Smut, Explicit Sexual Content, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Porn with Feelings, Not Beta Read, Touch-Starved, Comfort, Communication, The Rewards Of Being Loved AND The Mortifying Ordeal Of Being Known, Hugs, Warm, Warm and Fuzzy Feelings, Stede And Ed Trying To Trick Izzy Into Embracing And Loving Himself, Body Worship, Featuring Izzy Actually Attempting To Seek Out Comfort, against his better judgment

Intro/Outro song is “Like Real People Do” by Hozier. Find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/57V4uc2b2diZ4RPHXWecb9?si=62yI7B3hSxq4lRh06r_aiw

always seeking (however scary) by ShowMeAHero  (OFMD)

This is the podfic for Late Night Vulgarities by Luddleston. You can find the original fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38211730

Rated: Explicit

Fic summary:

It figured that the moment Stede's libido decided to rear its head, he’d be sharing a room.

When Stede finds himself fantasizing about Ed and desperate for relief, he's pleased to discover that Ed is fast asleep, which means Stede can basically go to town as long as he keeps himself reasonably quiet.

Ed is not fast asleep. Ed is not even a little bit asleep at all. Ed is listening to Stede pant and whisper his name, and he's losing his entire fucking mind about it.

All three chapters are in this recording.

Fic Tags:

Pre-Slash, Pre-Relationship, Fantasizing, Masturbation, the puzzle that is Stede Bonnet's sexuality, Accidental Voyeurism, Mutual Masturbation, except not that mutual because Stede comes too fast, Premature Ejaculation, First Kiss, First Time, Hand Jobs

Late night vulgarities by Luddleston (OFMD)

Podfic for It’s worth it, it’s divine by beepbeep4. You can find the original fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38129236

Rated: explicit

Fic summary: Ed wears one of Stede's silk robes. Things escalate quickly.

Fic Tags:

sweet loving sex, i need it for them ok, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, absolutely no plot. none., Praise Kink, Sharing Clothes, bottom ed rights

It’s worth it, it’s divine by beepbeep4 (OFMD)

This is a podfic for “A Gentleman Walks Into a Bar” by CyborgShepard. You can find the original work here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38309431

Rated: Explicit

Summary: “Everyone’s got a tribe. Like finding like. Where do you think you fit?”

He's never felt like he fit anywhere. Like a lighthouse, obstructive and crude, stuck on a cold, craggy shoreline, Stede is perpetually catching sight of others skirting around him in his light, before looking away again.

“Honestly, I’m just– just Stede.”

Boring. Divorcee. A late-bloomer and metaphorical virgin to the nuances of the modern gay man.

Ed hums, stretches his legs again. The leather of his pants crinkles. “I like that.”

Fic Tags:

Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Gay Bar, Oral Sex, Slight feminization, Stede has Feelings, Leather Kink, no beta we get stabbed in all the important bits

A Gentleman Walks Into a Bar by CyborgShepard (OFMD)

Podfic of Onlyoneday "Ocre, Resin, and Light" pt 2

find onlyoneday here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43926900

find SD_Ryan here: archiveofourown.org/users/SD_Ryan

[podfic] Ocre, Resin, and Light pt 2

“To Be Just a Footnote in their Paragraph” by Foxtails
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): 
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/Lucius Spriggs

Summary: There was always going to be a catch. There was always going to be some kind of terrible thing to counteract the unexpected selflessness of the two most selfish men Lucius knows.

And the terrible thing is sex. Because of course it is.

 

or: Lucius and the worst temporary roommates ever.

or: seventeen bad decisions in one sexy unethical trenchcoat: the musical

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46321168
Fic Tags:
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Threesome - M/M/M, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Accidental Voyeurism, a touch of exhibitionism, Dubious Ethics, all round horrendous decision making, but a good time is had by all

To Be Just A Footnote In Their Paragraph By Foxtails (OFMD)

[podfic] TSHFAS ch 6

1 We're Gonna Live in the Trees

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**Best if listened to with headphones on**

You can read the story text on AO3 (@ LyndziM), if you would rather use your imagination (or if you hate my voice, that is also totally fair, lol).

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“the spirit of the symphony ” by ShowMeAHero
Rated: Mature
Pairing(s): 
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
“Don’t pretend you don’t want to be the star. You love being the center of attention, Stede.”

“When I can prepare,” he’d reminded her, in turn. “I haven’t had any time—”

“The only person who’s been here more than you is me,” Mary said. “And I’m not even sure that’s true.”

Stede’s heart had been pounding, and he’d been searching for a way to say no without ruining the show, and struggling to find one, when Mary had offered up the last push that had gotten him to agree:

“You’ll get to do it with Ed,” she’d said.


Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46172377

Author’s Tags: 
Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Community Theatre, Not Beta Read, Alternate Universe - Actors, Anxiety Attacks, stage fright, First Kiss, Reassurances, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, OFMD AU-pril, Trans Male Character, Trans Stede Bonnet, Making Out, Backstage, Flirting

The Intro/Outro is “All I Ask of You” performed by Patrick Wilson and Emmy Rossum. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/5klrh466oGToybceGHPGAX?si=d3649c8ae4af4b52

“the spirit of the symphony ” by ShowMeAHero (OFMD)

1 Bus stop, Bus goes, He stays, Love grows

podfic of Bones Adrift by Skrifores

find sd here: https://archiveofourown.org/users/SD_Ryan/works

find the fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40539303

[podfic] Bones Adrift Ch 2

Most of my catalogue is for OFMD, but I do branch out to other fandoms including The Locked Tomb series, Good Omens, The Magnus Archives, and more. If you have suggestions of fics you’d like to hear me cover, let me know here, or on Twitter. 

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To Be Just A Footnote In Their Paragraph By Foxtails (OFMD)

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