OFMD Explicit Single Recording Podfics

Remastered for better audio. Crew sleeps in the captains quarters when it is very cold. The captains think they are quiet. They are not.

everybody heard that (rated e)

Rated E for sexual content
Ed and Stede enter into a co-captains with benefits arrangement. It stays about as platonic as you'd expect.

before your name became a pulsing star by foxtails

Podfic of Skrifores "Labyrinth Skin"

find Skrifores here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/45003682

find SD_Ryan here: archiveofourown.org/users/SD_Ryan

(PODFIC) Labyrinth Skin 1

Updated audio in June 2023! (Better quality audio, added music)
This is a podfic of a fanfiction by mia_ugly. You can find the original work here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/37890679 

This is rated explicit and is an Our Flag Means Death fic featuring Stede Bonnet/Edward Teach. Summary: Stede’s being kissed before the door fully clicks shut behind him. 

Thank you to mia_ugly for giving me permission to record this podfic.

The Intro/Outro is “Love on the Run” by Broken Bells. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/66JOl2uj2S6t9h6BxtLhwO?si=61daf35c771a486c

Fic tags: 
written post-ep 8, off-screen rescue, First Time, First Kiss, Resolved Sexual Tension, Idiots in Love

when you love it by mia_ugly (OFMD)

Bite Me

New audio as of 7/4/2023
This is a reading of “Always seeking (however scary)” by ShowMeAHero on AO3. You can find the fic here: https://www.archiveofourown.org/works/38859006 

This is rated explicit and is a Blackbeard/Izzy/Stede pairing with a main focus on Izzy’s perspective. 

Fic Tags:

Established Relationship, Polyamory, Threesome - M/M/M, Praise Kink, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Smut, Explicit Sexual Content, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Porn with Feelings, Not Beta Read, Touch-Starved, Comfort, Communication, The Rewards Of Being Loved AND The Mortifying Ordeal Of Being Known, Hugs, Warm, Warm and Fuzzy Feelings, Stede And Ed Trying To Trick Izzy Into Embracing And Loving Himself, Body Worship, Featuring Izzy Actually Attempting To Seek Out Comfort, against his better judgment

Intro/Outro song is “Like Real People Do” by Hozier. Find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/57V4uc2b2diZ4RPHXWecb9?si=62yI7B3hSxq4lRh06r_aiw

always seeking (however scary) by ShowMeAHero  (OFMD)

This is the podfic for Late Night Vulgarities by Luddleston. You can find the original fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38211730

Rated: Explicit

Fic summary:

It figured that the moment Stede's libido decided to rear its head, he’d be sharing a room.

When Stede finds himself fantasizing about Ed and desperate for relief, he's pleased to discover that Ed is fast asleep, which means Stede can basically go to town as long as he keeps himself reasonably quiet.

Ed is not fast asleep. Ed is not even a little bit asleep at all. Ed is listening to Stede pant and whisper his name, and he's losing his entire fucking mind about it.

All three chapters are in this recording.

Fic Tags:

Pre-Slash, Pre-Relationship, Fantasizing, Masturbation, the puzzle that is Stede Bonnet's sexuality, Accidental Voyeurism, Mutual Masturbation, except not that mutual because Stede comes too fast, Premature Ejaculation, First Kiss, First Time, Hand Jobs

Late night vulgarities by Luddleston (OFMD)

Podfic for It’s worth it, it’s divine by beepbeep4. You can find the original fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38129236

Rated: explicit

Fic summary: Ed wears one of Stede's silk robes. Things escalate quickly.

Fic Tags:

sweet loving sex, i need it for them ok, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, absolutely no plot. none., Praise Kink, Sharing Clothes, bottom ed rights

It’s worth it, it’s divine by beepbeep4 (OFMD)

This is a podfic for “A Gentleman Walks Into a Bar” by CyborgShepard. You can find the original work here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38309431

Rated: Explicit

Summary: “Everyone’s got a tribe. Like finding like. Where do you think you fit?”

He's never felt like he fit anywhere. Like a lighthouse, obstructive and crude, stuck on a cold, craggy shoreline, Stede is perpetually catching sight of others skirting around him in his light, before looking away again.

“Honestly, I’m just– just Stede.”

Boring. Divorcee. A late-bloomer and metaphorical virgin to the nuances of the modern gay man.

Ed hums, stretches his legs again. The leather of his pants crinkles. “I like that.”

Fic Tags:

Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Gay Bar, Oral Sex, Slight feminization, Stede has Feelings, Leather Kink, no beta we get stabbed in all the important bits

A Gentleman Walks Into a Bar by CyborgShepard (OFMD)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46352434

Seal of Approval

“When He's Given Something to Keep” by adhduck
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
“Thank you, by the way,” Stede adds, even though his heart is sort of in his throat about it. It’s not that he thinks it was wrong of Ed to punch the guy, or that he’s not grateful to be defended so fiercely. He loves when Ed gets all huffy and protective. It just feels a little different when your best friend punches a man into the appetizer table for insulting you and you also know you’ve been in love with him for thirty years. (The best friend, not the appetizer man.)

It’s also hard not to feel just a little guilty about the whole thing when you’re on your knees in the bathroom with a first aid kit spilled around you, watching that best friend’s face pinch up in an attempt not to wince when you first take his hand in yours.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/45008467

If music add this:
The Intro/Outro is “Time in a Bottle” by Jim Croce. You can find it here: 
https://open.spotify.com/track/561F1zqRwGPCTMRsLsXVtL?si=sGr1SPuJSyyez3cHmFA14g

Author’s Tags: 
Hurt/Comfort, Childhood Friends, Love Confessions, First Time, Blow Jobs, Face-Fucking, Vaginal Fingering, Cunnilingus, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Trans Male Character, Trans Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Hair-pulling, Both switches/verses though it does lean, Soft Dom Stede Bonnet, Sub Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Light Dom/sub, Edging(just a lil), essentially this is the end of what should be a 100k slowburn, so you're welcome impatient people, ed is a cockslut (obviously), the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry when stede bonnet sees a cunt, Begging, they're both autistic and ed also has adhd, just so we're all clear, Author is Open to Hearing about Dead Batteries

When He's Given Something to Keep By adhduck (OFMD)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/48458296

Sweet Tooth by Smands (EmmaLunaAnne)

Podfic of Telescope by Jimsnose

find the fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44298922

find SD_Ryan here: archiveofourown.org/users/SD_Ryan

[podfic] telescope 1

The Thoroughly and Entirely (Im)Proper Cuddling of Edward Teach by queenbee42

Fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49477915

The Thoroughly and Entirely (Im)Proper Cuddling of Edward Teach

https://archiveofourown.org/works/45609901

smoke signals

Too Hot (Hot Damn) by adhduck, bizarrelittlemew, CartoonMayor, ClaireGregory, eefaevie, emi_rose, fake_geek_boy, ghostalservice (plantainleaf), petrichorca, wardrobespierre, xoxoemynn

Fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/50714809#main

Too Hot (Hot Damn): A Collectively Written Fic

Most of my catalogue is for OFMD, but I do branch out to other fandoms including The Locked Tomb series, Good Omens, The Magnus Archives, and more. If you have suggestions of fics you’d like to hear me cover, let me know here, or on Twitter. 

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When He's Given Something to Keep By adhduck (OFMD)

SierraJaneSims

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