A day without sunshine is like, you know, night
& Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away,
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set I go into the other room and read a book.
Never trust people who smile constantly, They're either selling something or not very bright. 
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?... &
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness?
It means you're in the wrong house, 
that's what it means & 
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been taking acid. 
(''Normal" is just a setting on your dryer.)
“Whether you sniff it smoke it eat it or shove it up your ass the result is the same: Waffles.
And the sun rose slowly, as if it wasn't sure it was worth all the effort...


 


Ahhhhhh... Quotes.


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