The Hypno-Rings are the worst band ever. We were gonna get them for our last Sorority Party, but my best friend warned me that they set up their speakers, and turn on all their instruments real loud, and then they make all kinds of weird noises. They don’t sing nice songs about love or having a good time, and the music is so ugly you can’t even dance to it. None of my friends like them or their music (I’d rather listen to “Hotline Bling”).  -Jessica Amber Edwards 

Alex Lang-Bass Guitar
Bryce Trigiani-Drums and Percussion
Ian Stokes-All Pianos and Synthesizers
Jose Rangel-Rhythm Guitar
Sammy Willenson-Alto Saxophone
Matt Pelletier-Electric Guitar, Hand Signals

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