LYRICS:
Party girls don't get hurt
Can't feel anything, when will I learn
I push it down, push it down

I'm the one for a good time call
Phone's blowin' up, ringin' my doorbell
Feel the love, feel the love

1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3 drink
1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3 drink
1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3 drink
Throw 'em back, till I lose count

I'm gonna swing from the chandelier
From the chandelier
I'm gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist
Like it doesn't exist
I'm gonna fly like a bird through the night
Feel my tears as they dry

I'm gonna swing from the chandelier
From the chandelier

But I'm holding on for dear life
Won't look down, won't open my eyes
Keep my glass full until morning light
'Cause I'm holding on for tonight
I'm holding on for dear life
Won't look down, won't open my eyes
Keep my glass full until morning light
'Cause I'm holding on for tonight
On for tonight

Sun is up, I'm a mess
Gotta get out now, gotta run from this
Here comes the shame
Here comes the shame

1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3 drink
1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3 drink
1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3 drink
Throw 'em back till I lose count

I'm gonna swing from the chandelier
From the chandelier
I'm gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist
Like it doesn't exist
I'm gonna fly like a bird through the night
Feel my tears as they dry

I'm gonna swing from the chandelier
From the chandelier

But I'm holding on for dear life
Won't look down, won't open my eyes
Keep my glass full until morning light
'Cause I'm holding on for tonight
I'm holding on for dear life
Won't look down, won't open my eyes
Keep my glass full until morning light
'Cause I'm holding on for tonight
On for tonight

I'm holding on
I'm holding on
Holding on
I'm holding on for tonight
I'm holding on for tonight
I'm holding on for tonight
On for tonight
On for tonight




The Chandelier

LYRICS:
My fellow citizens… the crops are rising… and the harvest has chosen its leader.

He’s got a carrot necktie 
And a thousand-yard stare
Blinking through cucumbers 
Like he’s barely even there

Posing for the cameras 
With a pumpkin-colored face
Signing bills with mustard on his pants 
On a military base


President is a vegetable head...
He is a massive vegetable.


He chews on the anthem
And forgets his lines
Declares “Arugula is weird"
In coded signs
He lunches his interns 
With executive flair
While lettuce grows wild 
In the Lincoln Chair


President is a vegetable head...
He is a massive vegetable.


(sing-along)
He chews on the anthem

And forgets his lines

Declares “Arugula is weird"

In coded signs

He lunches his interns 

With executive flair

While lettuce grows wild 

In the Lincoln Chair


President is a vegetable head...
He is a massive vegetable.


He dreams in diapers and speaks out loud
"Me diaper is full and me is proud"
The senators nod, while the people stare
Vegetable head is too much to bear


President is a vegetable head...
He is a massive vegetable.


He barrels through the Senate floor

Wearing corn cobs never worn before

Declares “The peas will keep us strong”

While the eggplant says 
"Tiki Tyka Tiki Word"


Root-will-rise
Photosynthesize
Democracy… in the produce aisle
Kale to the Chief… Kale to the leaf
President is a vegetable head


(instrumental)


He is a massive vegetable.

He dreams in diapers and speaks out loud
"Me diaper is full and me is proud"
The senators nod, while the people stare
Vegetable head is too much to bear

President is a vegetable head

President is 
The Vegetable Head

He barrels through the Senate floor
Wearing corn cobs never worn before
Declares “The peas will keep us strong”
While the eggplant says 
"Tiki Tyka Tiki Word"

Root-will-rise
Photosynthesize
Democracy… in the produce aisle
Kale to the Chief… Kale to the leaf

President is a vegetable head

"President is a vegetable head
My fellow roots
The salad has spoken
God bless… the dressing"



Vegetable Head

LYRICS:
I met him by the coffee shop
Just on the outskirts of town
A boy with tattered books in hand
And kindness in his smile 

He said his name was Connor
And he loved my floral dress
We talked until the sky had turned
From a bright blue-rosey rust

We wandered through the dusty town
And talked of growing old
He said he loved my crooked teeth—
I said he was much too kind

We flirted beneath the water tower
Our hearts beating out of time
And we kissed way too soon
But it never did cross the line 

Love has many faces
Some you never see until later
Like a storm behind the sunlight
Or a scent that you can’t shake
I still remember all those roses
But all I smell now is shame
When memories come back blowing
I start to whisper his sweet name

Oh, Connor 
My Connor 
My beautiful, dear Connor 
Why do you have to smell so poor?

It started with a question mark
A wrinkling of my nose
I blamed the breeze, the wine we sipped
Maybe the way that time did slip

But the summer turned to silence
And the truth became sharp and clear
That every time Connor leaned in
I quietly fought my tears


He saw my eyes grow distant

So I made a doctor’s call

They ran some tests, and told him

“Your breath explains it all”

A pill was bought to fix it—

Though it carried warning signs:

Headaches, nosebleeds, dizzy spells, 
Seizures and blackouts at any time

But love can make a fool of you
So he swallowed them all down
“Smell my breath,” he whispered,
"Is it any better now?"

“It's like peppermint and pine,”
I lied
I smiled, but deep down inside 
Something didn’t feel so fine


Weeks later he bought a ring in Jackson 
And packed a poem in his coat
And with minty stains upon his lips
He began to clear his throat

But fate was in the tea leaves
And the warnings had their say
A seizure took his steering wheel
And God took Connor away

Yes, love has many faces
Some are sweet, and some betray
Connor died with breath like flowers
But with no more words to say

I still recall his promise
And the way he held my gaze
But now the scent is sorrow
That's the price I have to pay

So here’s to all the lovers
Who tried to find their cure
Not every pill brings healing
Not every love endures

I found that ring just yesterday
And it makes me really sad 
It made me think of Connor 
Who's the boy I never had

Even though his breath was poor

I still loved him 

I still love him

I really do.

Love & Side Effects

LYRICS:
Cold kitchen lights
Stare me down tonight
Empty counter
Knife in my hand but no plan

Tears on the stove
Heartburn in my chest
The recipe’s gone
But I’m still tryin' my best


Make her a burger
Stack it high
Stack it real
Make her a burger
Something solid she can feel
When words crumble
When love's fragile
Make her a burger
Feed the fire awhile


Pickles and regret
Lettuce and shame
Buns of silence
Salted by the blame

The sizzle speaks
Where my voice cannot
I’m cookin' forgiveness
But I’m burning the lot


Make her a burger
Stack it high
Stack it real
Make her a burger
Something solid she can feel
When words crumble
When love's fragile
Make her a burger
Feed the fire awhile


Pickles and regret
Lettuce and shame
Buns of silence
Salted by the blame
The sizzle speaks
Where my voice cannot
I’m cookin' forgiveness
But I’m burning the lot


Make her a burger
Stack it high
Stack it real
Make her a burger
Something solid she can feel
When words crumble
When love's fragile
Make her a burger
Feed the fire awhile

Feed the fire awhile
_______________________________

"Make Her A Burger", recorded February, 1997 for Shania's 3rd studio album 'Come on Over' --- Twain & Mercury Records made the joint decision to omit the song, stating that it "didn't match the vibe of the rest of the album".
_______________________________




Make Her a Burger // Shania Twain deleted track / (1997 Album: Come on Over)

LYRICS:
Whos callin' my phone? (Who's callin' that shit?)
Who's callin' my phone? (Who's callin' that shit?)
Who's callin' my phone? (Who's callin' that shit?)
Who's callin' my phone? (Who's callin' that shit?)
Who's callin' my phone? (Who? Who?)
Who's callin' my phone? (Who? Who?)
Who's callin' my phone? 
Who's callin' my phone? 
Who's callin' my phone? (Who's callin' that shit?)
Who's callin' my phone?

Is it Stacy? (Who's callin' my phone?)
Is it Becky?
Is it Keisha? (Who's callin' my phone?)
Is it Ellie? (Who's callin' my phone?)
Was it Dani?
Is it PARTY? 
Where's the function? (Where the fuck the function?)
Send the addy (where the fuck the function?)

The way I feel right now, I feel like we need to be all alone
So if you just playin' around, you need to tell your girl, "Take your fine ass home, " and that's real
Stop teasin' me, yeah, what? Stop teasin' me
I could change your life so easily
I keep beggin' you to stay, but you're leavin' me
Leavin' me, we got sticks in the club illegally
Got the whole six side, they believe in me
We got members east of the DVP
We got members west on 401
We had a lock on the game, but it's more to come
You gotta pop that ass 'til the morning come
You want shots for the girls? Then order some
Rica Tica 
Taco Thai
Let me see you do your dance, let me see you twirl
Shakin' ass in the club with your homegirls
Take a pic for the 'Gram, show the whole world (show the whole world), yeah

Is that your bestie?
I'ma ice both of y'all like Gretzky
I'ma at you like bless me
Hit the dance floor, get nasty, impress me
Baby girl

Let me see you do your dance, let me see you twirl
Shakin' ass in the club with your homegirls
Hit the dance floor, get nasty, impress me, Gretsky
Ayy, how many hoes in this club?
Is it just me and you, my love?
I don't mean to call you no ho
I just heard about the things that you do, my love
And you're just like me, if it's true, my love, ayy
You could see right through my love, ayy
I see your waist shrunk, my love, ayy
You got some bass in the trunk, my love, damn
How many hoes in this club?
Is it really just me, my love?
You know my dad 'nem pimpin' for real
You ever been down to Memphis, Tennessee, my love? Uh
I ain't sayin' I agree, my love
I'm just tellin' you the things that I seen, my love
I got drinks, jokes, sex, and cash
Those are four things I can guarantee, my love, ayy
Baby girl

Let me see you do your dance, let me see you twirl
Shakin' ass in the club with your homegirls
Take a pic for the 'Gram, show the whole world (show the whole world), yeah

Is that your bestie?
I'ma ice both of y'all like Gretzky
I'ma at you like bless me
Hit the dance floor, get nasty, impress me
Baby girl

Let me see you do your dance, let me see you twirl
Shakin' ass in the club with your homegirls
Take a pic for the 'Gram, show the whole world (show the whole world), yeah
Is that your bestie?
I'ma ice both of y'all like Gretzky
I'ma at you like bless me
Hit the dance floor, get nasty, impress me

Nokia N9 (licensed to Drake, originally recorded by Ontario artist JimboJuiceX, Nov. 2024)

LYRICS:
First things first
I'ma say all the words inside my head
I'm fired up and tired of the way that things have been, oh-ooh
The way that things have been, oh-ooh

Second thing second
Don't you tell me what you think that I can be
I'm the one at the sail, I'm the master of my sea, oh-ooh
The master of my sea, oh-ooh

I was broken, from a young age
Taking my soul into the masses
Write down my poems for the few
That looked at me, took to me, 
Shook to me, feeling me
Singing from heartache, from the pain
Take up my message from the veins
Speaking my lesson from the brain
Seeing the beauty through the...

Pain!
You made me a, you made me a Bieber,  Justin Bieber Believer 

You break me down, you build me up, Bieber, Justin Bieber 

Oh, let the bullets fly, oh, let them rain
My luck, my love, my God, they came from...

You made me a, you made me a Bieber, Justin Bieber Believer 

Third things third
Send a prayer to the ones up above
All the hate, that you've heard
Has turned your spirit to a dove, oh-ooh
Your spirit up above, oh-ooh

I was choking in the crowd
Building my rain up in the cloud
Falling like ashes to the ground
Hoping my feelings, they would drown
But they never did, ever lived,
Ebbing and flowing
Inhibited, limited
'Til it broke open and rained down
It rained down, like...

Pain!
You made me a, you made me a Beiber, Justin Bieber Believer 

Break me down, you build me up, Bieber, Justin Bieber 

Pain!
Oh, let the bullets fly, oh, let them rain
My life, my love, my drive, it came from...

You made me a, you made me a Bieber, Justin Bieber Believer 

Last things last
By the grace of the fire and the flames
You're the face of the future, 
The blood in my veins, oh-ooh
The blood in my veins, oh-ooh

But they never did, ever lived, 
Ebbing and flowing
Inhibited, limited
'Til it broke open and rained down
It rained down
Rained down like...

Pain!
You made me a, you made me a Bieber, Justin Bieber Believer 
You break me down, you build me up, Beiber, Justin Bieber 

Pain!
Oh, let the bullets fly, oh, let them rain
My life, my love, my drive, it came from...

You made me a, you made me a Bieber, Justin Bieber Believer 

I'm a Bieber believer
But won't be a deceiver
So I'll let you know that Bieber in German means 'beaver'
I said Bieber means beaver 
To all you believers 
And Justin means 'Righteous'
In glourious Latin
So Justin Bieber is a most righteous beaver 
A beaver who is righteous is a Bieber
A Latin Justin Bieber German beaver

'A Righteous Beaver'

Bieber Believer

LYRICS:
First things first
I'ma say all the words inside my head
I'm fired up and tired of 
The way that things have been, oh-ooh
The way that things have been, oh-ooh

Second thing second
Don't you tell me what you think 
That I can be
I'm the one at the sail
I'm the master of my sea, oh-ooh
The master of my sea, oh-ooh

I was broken, from a young age
Taking my soul into the masses
Write down my poems for the few
That looked at me, took to me
Shook to me, feeling me
Singing from heartache from the pain
Take up my message from the veins
Speaking my lesson from the brain
Seeing the beauty through the...

Pain!
You made me a, you made me a Bieber,  Justin Bieber Believer 
You break me down, you build me up, 
Bieber, Justin Bieber 

Oh, let the bullets fly, oh, let them rain
My luck, my love, my God, they came from...

You made me a, you made me a Bieber, Justin Bieber Believer 


Third things third
Send a prayer to the ones up above
All the hate, that you've heard
Has turned your spirit to a dove, oh-ooh
Your spirit up above, oh-ooh

I was choking in the crowd
Building my rain up in the cloud
Falling like ashes to the ground
Hoping my feelings they would drown
But they never did, ever lived, 
Ebbing and flowing
Inhibited, limited
'Til it broke open and rained down
It rained down, like...

Pain!
You made me a, you made me a Beiber, Justin Bieber Believer 

You break me down, you build me up, build me up Bieber, Justin Bieber 

Oh, let the bullets fly, oh, let them rain
My life, my love, my drive, it came from...

You made me a, you made me a Beiber, Justin Bieber Believer 

Last things last
By the grace of the fire and the flames
You're the face of the future
The blood in my veins, oh-ooh
The blood in my veins, oh-ooh

But they never did, ever lived, 
Ebbing and flowing
Inhibited, limited
'Til it broke open and rained down
It rained down, like...

Pain!
You made me a, you made me a Bieber, Justin Bieber Believer 
You break me down, you build me up, 
Beiber, Justin Bieber 

Oh, let the bullets fly, oh, let them rain
My life, my love, my drive, it came from...

You made me a, you made me a Bieber, Justin Bieber Believer 

I'm a Bieber believer
But won't be a deceiver, 
So I'll let you know that Bieber in
German means "Beaver"
I said Bieber means beaver 
To all you believers 
And Justin means "Righteous" 
In glourious Latin
So Justin Bieber is a most righteous beaver 
A beaver who is righteous is a Beiber
A Latin Justin Beiber German Beaver.... 

A Righteous Beaver







BIEBER BELIEVER // V. 2 The Righteous Beaver

LYRICS:
Poppin' bottles in the ice, 
Like a blizzard
When we drink, we do it right, 
Gettin' slizzered
Sippin' sizzurp in my ride (in my ride)
Like Three 6
Now I'm feelin' so fly like an 
Airbus ACJ350 XWB
Like an Airbus ACJ350 XWB 
Now I'm feelin' so fly like an 
Airbus ACJ350 XWB
Like an Airbus ACJ350 XWB
Newer than a G6

Gimme that Moët ('et)
Gimme that Crystal ('stal)
Ladies love my style,
At my table gettin' wild
Get them bottles poppin'
We get that drip and that drop
Now, now, give me two more bottles 
'Cause you know it don't stop


Drink it up, drink-drink it up
When sober girls around me, 
They be actin' like they drunk
They be actin' like they drunk, 
Actin'-actin' like they drunk
When sober girls around me 
They be actin' like they drunk

Poppin' bottles in the ice, 
Like a blizzard
When we drink, we do it right, 
Gettin' slizzered
Sippin' sizzurp in my ride (in my ride) 
Like Three 6
Now I'm feelin' so fly like an
Airbus ACJ350 XWB
Like an Airbus ACJ350 XWB
Newer than a G6

Sippin' on, sippin' on sizz', 
I'ma ma-make it fizz
Girl, I keep it gangster, 
Poppin' bottles at the crib (crib)
This is how we live, every single night
Take that bottle to the head, 
And let me see you fly

Hell yeah
Drink it up, drink-drink it up
When sober girls around me, 
They be actin' like they drunk
They be actin' like they drunk, 
Actin'-actin' like they drunk
When sober girls around me 
They be actin' like they drunk

Poppin' bottles in the ice, 
Like a blizzard
When we drink, we do it right, 
Gettin' slizzered
Sippin' sizzurp in my ride (in my ride) 
Like Three 6
Now I'm feelin' so fly like an 
Airbus ACJ350 XWB
Like an Airbus ACJ350 XWB, 
Like an Airbus ACJ350 XWB 
Now I'm feelin' so fly 
Like an Airbus ACJ350 XWB

It's newer than a G6
Newer than a G6 
Newer than a G6 
Than a G6

Yeah, it's that Roland 808 bump, 
Make you put yo' hands up
Make you put yo' hands up, 
Put yo', put yo' hands up
(You can't touch this)
It's that Roland 808 bump, 
Make you put yo' hands up
Make you put yo' hands up, 
Put yo', put yo' hands up
(You can't touch this)

Hell yeah
Make you put yo' hands up
Make you put yo' hands up
Put yo', put yo' hands up
(You can't touch this)
Hell yeah
Make you put yo' hands up
Make you put yo' hands up
Put yo', put yo' hands up

Poppin' bottles in the ice, 
Like a blizzard
When we drink, we do it right, 
Grttin' slizzered
Sippin' sizzurp in my ride (in my ride) 
Like Three 6
Now I'm feelin' so fly like an 
Airbus ACJ350 XWB
Like an Airbus ACJ350 XWB
Like an Airbus ACJ350 XWB

Now I'm feelin' so fly, 
Like an Airbus ACJ350 XWB
Like an Airbus ACJ350 XWB
It's newer than a G6 
Newer than a G6 
Newer than a G6 
Than a G6

Airbus ACJ350 XWB
Roland 808
Airbus ACJ350 XWB
Roland 808

Get both for 350 mil
Both three 350 mil
Both 350 mil
Get Airbus Roland 
350 mil

It's newer than a G6
Newer than a G6

Newer than a G6 
Newer than a G6 
Newer than a G6
Than a G6






Newer Than A G6 / Airbus ACJ350 XWB /

LYRICS:
Like a small boat on the ocean
Sending big waves into motion
Like how a single word
Can make a heart open

I might only have one match
But I can make an explosion
And all those things I didn't say
Were wrecking balls inside my brain

I will scream them loud tonight
Can you hear my voice this time?
This is my fight song (hey)
Take back my life song (hey)
Prove I'm alright song (hey, ha)
My power's turned on (hey)
Starting right now, I'll be strong (hey)

I'll play my fight song (hey)
And I don't really care if 
Nobody else believes (ha)
'Cause I've still got 
A lot of fight left in me

Losing friends and I'm chasing sleep
Everybody's worried 'bout me
In too deep, say I'm in too deep 
(I'm in too deep)

And it's been two years, I miss my home
But there's a fire burning in my bones
Still believe, yeah, I still believe

And all those things I didn't say
Wrecking balls inside my brain

I will scream 'em loud tonight
Can you hear my voice this time?

This is my fight song (hey)
Take back my life song (hey)
Prove I'm alright song (hey, ha)

My power's turned on (hey)
Starting right now, I'll be strong (hey)
I'll play my fight song (hey)
And I don't really care if 
Nobody else believes (ha)
'Cause I've still got 
A lot of fight left in me
Mmm, a lot of fight left in me

Like a small boat on the ocean
Sending big waves into motion
Like how a single word
Can make a heart open

I might only have one match
But I can make an explosion

This is my fight song (hey)
Take back my life song (hey)
Prove I'm alright song (hey)
My power's turned on (hey)
Starting right now, I'll be strong
(I'll be strong)

I'll play my fight song (hey)
And I don't really care if 
Nobody else believes

'Cause I've still got a lot of fight left in me
No, I've still got a lot of fight left in me



R&B Fight Song

LYRICS:
It's raining tacos
From out of the sky
Tacos
No need to ask why
Just open your mouth and close your eyes
It's raining tacos

It's raining tacos
Out in the street
Tacos
All you can eat
Lettuce and shells
Cheese and meat
It's raining tacos

Yum yum yum yum yumity yum
It's like a dream!
Yum yum yum yum yumity yum
Bring your sou'r cream
Shell
Meat
Lettuce
Cheese
Shell

Shell

Meat
Lettuce
Cheese
Shell
Meat
Lettuce 
Cheese 
Shell 
Meat

It's raining tacos
From out of the sky
Tacos
No need to ask why
Just open your mouth and close your eyes
It's raining tacos
It's raining tacos
Out in the street
Tacos
All you can eat
Lettuce and shells
Cheese and meat
It's raining tacos

Yum yum yum yum yumity yum
It's like a dream!
Yum yum yum yum yumity yum
Bring your sou'r cream

Shell
Meat
Lettuce
Cheese
Shell

Shell

Meat
Lettuce
Cheese
Shell
Meat
Lettuce 
Cheese
Shell 
Meat

More 
Feed me 
Give me more 
More cheese 
More me 

I need to be fed 
I need to feed 
I have the need to feed 
The need to feed 




The Taco Rain

SINCERE IMPOSTER writes, performs, and produces a curious mixture of New Wave, Folk, Art Pop, Electro, Dreamwave & Experimental Pop & Indie. Collectively, it is a genre known as QUIRKPOP.

The band currently consists of two members, both living within the same body, sharing a similar existence. They both are extremely and unapologetically sincere.

Bieber Believer

Sincere Imposter

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