LYRICS:
I want a squirrel with a mind like a diamond 
I want a squirrel who knows what's best
I want a squirrel with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a squirrel with the right allocations
Who's fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry
And putting up her tail
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

I want a squirrel with a short skirt 
And a lonnnng jacket...... 

Nuts!

I want a squirrel who gets up early
I want a squirrel who stays up late
I want a squirrel with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape

With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that's dark like tinted glass
She's fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

I want a squirrel with a short skirt 
And a lonnnnng.... 
Lonnnnng jacket 

Nuts 
Acorns
We're running up that tree 
Nuts 
Acorns 
Baby you and me 

Nuts
With nuts 
Running up that tree 
Nuts 
With nuts 
We'll have babies, you and me

I want a squirrel with a smooth liquidation
I want a squirrel with good dividends
At Citibank we'll meet accidentally
And we'll start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a car with a cupholder arm rest
She wants a car that will get her there
She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen
And trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron

I want a squirrel with a short skirt 
And a lonnnnggggggggg, Jacket

Nuts
Acorns 
We're running up that tree 
Nuts
Acorns 
Baby you and me 

Nuts 
With nuts 
We're running up that tree 
Nuts
With nuts 
We'll have babies, you and me

Yes babies
You and me
Nuts!
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Recorded in the woods behind Rick's house in Massachusetts 1 hour after a super cool-looking woodland squirrel found a discarded CD in the woods from 2001. He immediately listened to Cake's "Short Skirt/Long Jacket", then found himself pining for a lady squirrel in a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnng jacket. The rest is recorded history.
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Squirrel With A Long Jacket

SINCERE IMPOSTER writes and performs a curious mixture of NewWave, Folk, Art Pop, Dreamwave & Alternative Indie. Collectively, it is a genre known as "QUIRKPOP"

The band currently consists of two members, both living within the same body, sharing a similar existence. They both are extremely and unapologetically sincere.

Squirrel With A Long Jacket

Sincere Imposter