This was a fun parody to make! Watch the video here: http://youtu.be/C2fyO4uKkxo

Lyrics:

Make fun of The Mittani's hair
Open fire in Luminaire
Warp at zero to a gate
Use your Fleet Typhoon as pirate bait

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Bring AWOXers into corp
Don't align before your FC warps
Teach yourself how to fly
Jump your Leviathan into Asakai

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Undock with a red fleet outside
Disconnect when 10% TiDi'd
Turn your covops cloak off in wormhole space
Use Rahadalon as a ratting place

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Go afk and forget
Post pictures of your legs on the internet
Leave your blues on your overview
If I shoot him, what will CONCORD do? 

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie
So many dumb ways to die

Fit small hybrid guns on a shield-tanked Legion
Be too confident you can take a region
Fly to the edge of a tourney arena
Stay on a gate at zero when two fleets are crossing
Fly around with your PLEX in your cargo
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

The dumbest ways to die...


Eve Dumb Ways to Die

This one is dedicated to Nick Fuzzeh. May his air horns be loud and his danger zones be plentiful.



V1:
At first I was afraid. I was petrified.
Kept thinking we could never win when all our titans died.
And though I couldn't figure out how you'd forget to pay our sov,
my faith was strong.
So now I'm singing you this song.
 
And we'll come back to take our space.
We're warping in to fight RZR and set about raping their face.
I really hate your fucking bloc and how you dicks killed Nick Fuzzeh. 
Now I can't wait til there's another round
so I can kick in all your teeth.

Chorus:
So now go.
Be smug some more.
You've won a battle.
Not like we haven't lost before...
We've already paid the Erebus supplier.
Did you think we'd crumble?  Did you think we'd roll over and die?
Oh not I. 

I will survive.
As long as I have spaceships
I'll keep shooting at your hive.
I've got all my clones to live.
I've got all my ships to give.
I will survive.
I will survive. 

 V2:
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart.
I'm trying hard to picture life without our Avatars.
And I spent most of Monday night
just feeling sorry for myself,
Starting to cry... then I remembered Asakai. 

It seems we bit more than we could chew.
But we still have a hundred supers and a dread or two.
Well you thought you'd take our sov,
and we'd just hurry up and leave.
But as long as we hear airhorns, we will fight and we'll believe. 

(Chorus)


I Will Survive

At the behest of CCP Fozzie, I edited all the bad words out of I Will Survive. I am officially Kid Rock.

:(

Original song can be found here: https://soundcloud.com/sindel-pellion/i-will-survive

I Will Survive (Edited)

The lovely people in No Holes Barred helped me with my search for Eyjafjallajökull. In return, I had to sing a ransom song. I agreed, as long as they sang with me. This is the result.

It's freaking awful.

<3

In The Jungle Ft. NoHo

Eve Online parody of Britney Spears' "Toxic", in the style of Melanie Martinez.

Instrumentals provided by MUDWEST. For more information about this amazing band, please visit their SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/mudwest or Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MUDWEST?ref=br_tf

Additional downloads are available here: https://www.dropbox.com/s/896ud23wbhvtlze/Watchlist2.mp3
____________________

V1:

Logi can't you see my broadcast?
A girl like me is gonna die fast.
It's dangerous, I won't last.

There's no escape, can't warp away.
I need your reps, logi gimme 'em.
It's dangerous, I'm dying.

Chorus:

Too hot, can't warp out.
Losing my shields, armor going down.
Can you heal me now?

With one round from their ships, my hull's on fire!
Please watchlist, I'm slipping under.
It's a race to see if I'm gonna die.

Dropping campers for you, won't you put me on watchlist?
Popping dampers for you, won't you put me on watchlist?

V2:

It's getting late, I'm giving up.
One more round and I'm blowing up.
Slowly, they're overtaking me.

Chorus:

Too hot, can't warp out.
Losing my shields, armor going down.
Can you heal me now?

With one round from their ships my hull's on fire!
Please watchlist, I'm slipping under.
It's a race to see if I'm gonna die.

Dropping campers for you, won't you put me on watchlist?
Popping dampers for you, won't you put me on watchlist?
Won't you put me on watchlist?

Bridge:

Add me to watchlist now,
I think I'm going down,
I really need you now.

Watchlist

Eve Online parody of the Kate Voegele version of Hallelujah. Lyrics by Lee Church.

Well I heard there was a secret war
Where ishtars reigned and it pleased the Lord
But you don’t really care for droneboats, do you?
Well they pop like this:
The fourth, the fifth,
When the FC falls cuz the logis drift
The shattered fleet retreating Hallelujah

Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah…

Your ship was strong but you really goofed,
They saw you ratting in your ‘phoon
The friendly intel channel didn’t clue you,
They pointed you without a care
They broke your hull and they left you there
And from your pod they drew the Hallelujah

Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah…

Maybe I’ve been here before
I’ve seen these toons and I’ve talked much more (you know)
I used to fly alone before I knew you
Oh I’d seen your POS and your killboards marks
But fighting’s not a victory march
It’s a warm and friendly means of communication

Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah…

There was a time when you let me know
What’s going on in the boss channel
But now you never show that to me, do you?
But remember when I mined your goo
And ran super production too
And every ship we grew was Hallelujah

Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah…

Maybe there’s a Blob above
But all I’ve ever learned from sov
Was how to shoot a structure left there for you
And it’s not a sigh that you heard that night
Somebody in provi is getting fights
But nobody there wanted to invite you

Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah…
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah…
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah
Hallelujah, hallelujah

Hallelujah

Eve Online-inspired parody of Taylor Swift's Blank Space. Lyrics below.

(I swear I won't delete any more songs and upload new versions in their stead.)

_______________________

Blue List

Nice to meet you
Where you been?
I could show you incredible things:
Supers, fighters, titans, wins.
Saw you there and I thought, “Oh my God,
look at that space! You look like my next doomsday.”
Eve’s a game, wanna play?

New drama, rage and cries–
Read your jabber like a magazine.
Ain’t it funny, bitches lie?
And I know you heard about me
So hey, let’s be friends.
I’m dying to see how this one ends.
Grab your Atrons and my hand.
I could make the bad fights good for a weekend.

[Pre-Chorus]
So it’s gonna be forever
Or we’ll burn it down in flames.
You can tell me when it’s over
If the hype was worth the pain.
Got a long list of ex-allies
They’ll tell you I’m insane.
‘Cause you know we are the players
And you are the game.

[Chorus]
Cause we’re rich and you’re reckless,
We’ll take this way too far.
It’ll leave you shipless,
Regrouping at the star.
Got a long list of ex-allies
They’ll tell you I’m insane.
But I got a blue list baby
And I’ll type your name.

[Verse 2]
Blingy ships, TFI’s.
I could show you incredible things:
Stolen FCs, pretty spais–
We’re the kings of the low sec scene.
Find out what you want,
Be that merc for a month.
Wait the worst is yet to come.
Оh no!

Screaming, crying, forum porn,
I could make all the battles turn.
Sub-reddit filled with scorn,
Keep the pubbies stressing like,
Oh my God! Who are we?
We’ll steal all the good FCs.
And we’ll come back each time you leave
‘Cause darling we’re in Nightmares dunking on your Tech 3s.

[Pre-Chorus]
So it’s gonna be forever
Or we’ll burn it down in flames.
You can tell me when it’s over
If the hype was worth the pain.
Got a long list of ex-allies
They’ll tell you I’m insane.
‘Cause you know we are the players
And you are the game.

[Chorus]
Cause we’re rich and you’re reckless,
We’ll take this way too far.
It’ll leave you shipless,
Regrouping at the star.
Got a long list of ex-allies
They’ll tell you I’m insane.
But I got a blue list baby
And I’ll type your name.

[Bridge]
Corps only want sov cuz it’s torture
Don’t say I didn’t say I didn’t warn you
Corps only want sov cuz it’s torture
Don’t say I didn’t say I didn’t warn you

[Pre-chorus]
[Chorus]

blue-list

Because Christmas. I love you assholes. <3

Have yourself a merry little Eve-mas
May your cynos light
From now on may war targets be dead on sight

Have yourself a merry little Eve-mas
Full of CTAs
From the POS the titans will bridge you away

Here we are, just like yesterday
50 jumps away. Who knows what for?
Faithful blues who are dear to us
Will deploy with us once more

Through the fleets we'll shit up comms together
If  FC allows 
Survive through drunk roams and have no idea how
So have yourself a merry little Eve-mas now.


Have Yourself a Merry Little Eve-mas

A cover of NEEDTOBREATHE's "Brother". If you like it, please donate to Spam4Heals!!!!

Brother

V1:

Ramblers in the wilderness we can’t find what we need
We get a little restless from the searching 
Get a little worn down in between
Like a bull chasing the matador is the man left to his own schemes
Everybody needs someone beside em’ shining like a lighthouse from the sea

Chorus:
Brother let me be your shelter
Never leave you all alone
I can be the one you call
When you’re low
Brother let me be your fortress
When the night winds are driving on
Be the one to light the way
Bring you home

V2:
Face down in the desert now,
 there’s a cage locked around my heart
I found a way to drop the keys where my failures were 
Now my hands can’t reach that far
I ain’t made for a rivalry, I could never take the world alone
I know that in my weakness I am strong,
cuz it’s your love that brings me home

(CHORUS)

Bridge:
And when you call and need me near
Say it when you go
Brother I'm right here
And on those days when the sky begins to fall
You're the blood of my blood
We can get through it all

(CHORUS x2)


Brother

Just a little diddy about those bee guys. I hope you like it! Special thanks to Fal1en, Rixx Javix, Asher Kagen, Bagehi and Scatha for lending their voices to this project.


Lyrics:
You were big story spinnin', but now you're getting restless
Hope to be taken serious but you just look pretentious
You're funds are slowly dying; goodbye to early retirement
Heard Endie talkin' RMT

(That's how we know you fucked up) x4

You pimpin' storytellers, talk New York Times bestsellers
Ask for more zeroes for your project than a charlatan would.
But your crew feeling impatient cuz you not getting payment
Can't hit your target in the end

(That's how we know you fucked up) x4

Ha, oh

So now the north is burning and all your friends are turning.
You're losing money, hubs and moons while you sit circle-jerking
We know you guys are fucked when Mach fleets are self-destructing
Soon you'll be back in Deklein 

(That's how we know you fucked up) x4

Fucked up, fucked up
Ohhhhhhhhhh

You used to be the big leader, top dog, motivational speaker
Showing off with the meat shield 'round ya, just so we could wish we was with ya
You ain't wanna start a war but the pressure got you out trying to force a newbro bloodbath
everybody onto your ploy, boy
ain't nobody trying to call you a viceroy, nah nah
Landing on everyone's shitlist, ti-di, bye bye
Think you should leave when you get paid
Betcha never thought Blawrf would do that AMA


That's how we know you fucked up (that's how you know)
That's how we know you fucked up
That's how we know you fucked up (that's how you know)
That's how we know you fucked up (that's how you know)
That's how we know you fucked up
(That's how yweou know you fucked up, you fucked up)
That's how we know you fucked up
(Yeah yeah yeah, that's how we know you fucked up, you fucked up)
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah)




<3


That's How We Know (You F*cked Up)

To commemorate the success of Eve Online: Ascension, and to introduce myself to all the alpacas, I present Alpha Dirtbag. Welcome to Hell, Newbies. See you in space! Original song by Wheatus, backing track provided by Sing King. Lyrics are below:

'Alpha Dirtbag'

V1:
I read Eve is hell
In a story on Polygon
But thought: man, oh, well.
It looks like it could be fun.
Stuck mining rocks each time I undock
Since nobody knows who I am
And nobody gives a damn about me

Chorus:
'Cause I'm just an alpha dirtbag, baby
Yeah, I'm just an alpha dirtbag, baby
Ditch your omega clone and fleet up with me

V2:
Your corpmate's a dick
He kills newbros just for fun
And he wants to kick
My ass in a 1v1
But then his fleet drops in 30 Black Ops
And none of them know who I am
And none of them give a damn about me

(Chorus)

Alpha dirtbag, omegas don't know what they're missin'
Alpha dirtbag, omegas don't know what they're missin'

V3:
Man, I feel like mold
Big fleet fight and I'm alone
Lo and behold
You're warping over to me
This must be bait, I align but I wait
How do you know who I am?
And why do you give a damn about me?

I've got two frigates all fit in Jita, baby
Take this fleet invite, don't say "maybe"
I'm just an alpha dirtbag, baby, like you

Alpha dirtbag, omegas don't know what they're missin'
Alpha dirtbag, omegas don't know what they're missin'

Alpha Dirtbag

A love song for my friends in SoCo, sung to the tune of Maroon 5's "Payphone". Enjoy it, you fucking bastards.

Additional uploads available here: http://www.sindelsuniverse.com/?p=501.

I'm on a titan ready for fightin'
all of our fuel we spent on you
Where have your fleets gone? Why did they run home?
We've got a dunk or two for you...

Yeah, I, I know it's hard to remember
When SoCo wanted to fight
It's even harder to picture
Cuz now they dock up on-sight.
Well, it is too late to stop us
So SoCo don't even try.
And for our time that you wasted
You all are going to die.

We wasted our nights.
You used all your spies.
Now I'm paralyzed
by my big blue balls.
You've lost all your sov
But that's what you get for denying fights.

I'm on a titan ready for fightin'
all of our fuel we spent on you
Where have your fleets gone? Why did they run home?
We've got a dunk or two for you...

If happy ever after did exist
you would still be holding sov not TEST.
But DOTLAN says you're losing all of it
so can I have your stuff before you quit?

Well, you won't be back tomorrow
Cuz your alliance is gay.
You guys had plenty of systems
but you just gave them away.
You used up all of your Tengus.
You sit in local and whine.
I know I've said it before 
But you all are going to die.

We wasted our nights.
You used all your spies.
Now I'm paralyzed
by my big blue balls.
You've lost all your sov
But that's what you get for denying fights.

I'm on a titan ready for fightin'
all of our fuel we spent on you
Where have your fleets gone? Why did they run home?
We've got a dunk or two for you...

If happy ever after did exist
you would still be holding sov not TEST.
But DOTLAN says you're losing all of it
so can I have your stuff before you quit?

Now I'm on a titan...

Now SoCo  just give up.
Kugu is all you have so let Delve go.
(spoken word interlude where I make fun of losers)

I'm on a titan ready for fightin'
all of our fuel we spent on you
Where have your fleets gone? Why did they run home?
We've got a dunk or two for you...

If happy ever after did exist
you would still be holding sov not TEST.
But DOTLAN says you're losing all of it
so can I have your stuff before you quit?

Now I'm on a titan...


Titan

Ever stared at an undock for hours? Your balls an unnatural shade of blue? Haven't been able to get a kill since last month?!?!?!

 . . . Yeah. Me too.

Here, my friends, is my ode to chicken-shit station games, set to the tune of Lady Gaga's "Love Game".

♥

Oh, yeah, I should probably give you these:

Hook:
Let's have some fun, this fleet's a trip.
I wanna take a ride in my Apocalypse.
Let's have some fun, this fleet's a trip.
I wanna take a ride in my Apocalypse.

Verse 1:
I wanna shoot you
But if I do then you'll just dock up, babe.
Appear in carriers for show
But don't dare to return our aggro
Cuz you want to play, want to play 
station games, station games.

Hold here, gate is red
Don't lemming or there'll be trouble
Dictors go on through
Before they leave and drop a bubble.

Hook:
Let's have some fun, this fleet's a trip.
I wanna take a ride in my Apocalypse.
Don't think too much about that isk.
I wanna take a ride in my Apocalypse. 

Chorus:
Let's play a dock game, play a dock game
Do you want kills or you want shame?
-A- is lame, 
playing a dock game.

Let's play a dock game, play a dock game
Do you want kills or you want shame?
-A- is lame, 
playing a dock game.

Verse 2:
I'm on a mission
And it involves some heavy neuting, yeah.
I know you bitches are impressed,
We're educated in D-P-S
and you guys are bad, guys are bad
at this game, at this game.

Hold here, gate is red
Don't lemming or there'll be trouble
Dictors go on through
Before they leave and drop a bubble.

Hook:
Let's have some fun, this fleet's a trip.
I wanna take a ride in my Apocalypse.
Don't think too much about that isk.
I wanna take a ride in my Apocalypse. 

Chorus:
Let's play a dock game, play a dock game
Do you want kills or you want shame?
-A- is lame, 
playing a dock game.

Let's play a dock game, play a dock game
Do you want kills or you want shame?
-A- is lame, 
playing a dock game.

Bridge:
I can tell you're sitting there spamming on your dock
With some Cheetos in your mouth
And your hand on your (ew)
The story of us, it always ends the same
With a fleet and a girl, -A- and a game
and a game, and a game, and a game, a dock game.

Let's play a dock game, play a dock game
Do you want kills or you want shame?
-A- is lame, 
playing a dock game.

Let's play a dock game, play a dock game
Do you want kills or you want shame?
-A- is lame, 
playing a dock game.

Let's play a dock game, play a dock game
Do you want kills or you want shame?
-A- is lame, 
(Let's have some fun, this fleet's a trip.)
playing a dock game.
(I wanna take a ride in my Apocalypse.)

Let's play a dock game, play a dock game
Do you want kills or you want shame?
-A- is lame, 
(Don't think too much about that isk.)
Playing a dock game.
(I wanna take a ride in my Apocalypse.)
Playing a dock game.

Dock Game

What happens when you mix one part TEST groupie with one part -A- DJ?  A Damn Good Fight!

Additional downloads available on my good friend DJ Starstream's page: http://soundcloud.com/star-stream/sindel-pellion-good-fight-ft

Woah-oh-oh-oh
 It's always a good fight. 
Woah-oh-oh-oh 
It's always a good fight. 

Undock, warp to out-gate before we're told.
What's up with these dancers inside my hold?
X up if you're down to get kills tonight
Cuz it's always a good fight.

Jumped in all alone like I didn't care.
That poor rifter scout didn't have a prayer.
Got point if you're down to get kills tonight.
Cuz it's always a good fight.

We're looking for good fights.
We'll chase your fleet all night.
Kill you? I just might...
But we don't even have to die,
It's always a good fight.

Woah-oh-oh-oh 
Woah-oh-oh-oh 
It's always a good fight. 
Woah-oh-oh-oh 
We don't even have to die,
It's always a good fight.

Warped out, left my drones at the gate again.
Checked intel, saw red fleet in C3N.
Let's jump in if you're down to get kills tonight
Cuz it's always a good fight.

We're looking for good fights.
We'll chase your fleet all night.
Kill you? I just might...
But we don't even have to die,
It's always a good fight.

Woah-oh-oh-oh 
Woah-oh-oh-oh 
It's always a good fight. 
Woah-oh-oh-oh 
We don't even have to die,
It's always a good fight.

Woah-oh-oh-oh 
Woah-oh-oh-oh 
It's always a good fight. 
Woah-oh-oh-oh 
We don't even have to die,
It's always a good fight.

Doesn't matter when,
It's always a good fight then. 
Doesn't matter where,
It's always a good fight there. 
Doesn't matter when, 
It's always a good fight then... 

Woah-oh-oh-oh 
Woah-oh-oh-oh 
It's always a good fight. 

Woah-oh-oh-oh 
We don't even have to die,
It's always a good fight.

Woah-oh-oh-oh 
Woah-oh-oh-oh 
It's always a good fight. 

Woah-oh-oh-oh 
We don't even have to die,
It's always a good fight.

Good Fight ft. DJ Starstream

Sorry, everyone, I had to upload the song again-- THIS TIME with compression and mastering.  This means it should sound a LOT better in your car and through your headset.

<3

Gonna Run (again)

Just a girl screwing around with different mediums while playing internet spaceships.  Nothing to see here.  Move along. ♥

Additional downloads available on my blog listed below. Just click on the Songs and Stuff tab.

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