Lies! PL doesn't have any Titans lol dunked.

Beatiful voice. Did I say this before? Hmm, anyway, I say this now too.

xD i love the way you pronounce "titan" other than that great song :)

This was a fun parody to make! Watch the video here: http://youtu.be/C2fyO4uKkxo

Lyrics:

Make fun of The Mittani's hair
Open fire in Luminaire
Warp at zero to a gate
Use your Fleet Typhoon as pirate bait

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Bring AWOXers into corp
Don't align before your FC warps
Teach yourself how to fly
Jump your Leviathan into Asakai

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Undock with a red fleet outside
Disconnect when 10% TiDi'd
Turn your covops cloak off in wormhole space
Use Rahadalon as a ratting place

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Go afk and forget
Post pictures of your legs on the internet
Leave your blues on your overview
If I shoot him, what will CONCORD do? 

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie
So many dumb ways to die

Fit small hybrid guns on a shield-tanked Legion
Be too confident you can take a region
Fly to the edge of a tourney arena
Stay on a gate at zero when two fleets are crossing
Fly around with your PLEX in your cargo
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

The dumbest ways to die...


Eve Dumb Ways to Die

A song encouraging my fellow pilots to return to EVE and play with me.
To the tune of Hey Brother by Avicii.

Hey Pilot

How d'you do, MC you've met my faithful handymen
They're just a little surprised because when you knocked
We thought you'were Molle's men.
Don't get strung out by the way that we talk,
Don't judge by what's read on eve-o
We're not that work safe by the light of the day, 
And we've got our share of internet pedo's

I love Seleene Transvestite from Transexual, Tortuga.

let me show you some plans, of how we can, kill a man
You know your good old friend Mr.Molle
Now he's lost all his friends, driven them round the bend
I bet he's real fucking sorry

I'm glad we decided to meet, could we use your fleet
We both want to really kill bob
So we'll just, see where we are, then go back to TPAR
We just want to finish the job

So they got caught out in FAT, well, how about that?
You beauties sure showed your power
So if you want to get horny, before your next tourny
You can wash in our communal goon shower

I love Seleene Transvestite from Transexual, Tortuga.

Why don't you stay up tonight? We've planned a fight
I could show you my favourite Alliance
I know a russian man with vodka and 10 titans
They'll whip bob into compliance

I love Seleene Transvestite from Transexual, Tortuga.

I love Seleene Transvestite from Transexual, Tortuga.

So why dont you come up to Nol. And you can... HAVE IT ALL.
I see you shiver with antici... pation!
But maybe the lag isn't the problem you fag
You can dock your ship in my station

Seleene Transvestite

This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Made my decision
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanted something new
Hey Dari-arse, how's you
Caught your attention

I robbed a goon, took his titan
His emo rage was certain
I robbed a goon just to try it
hope my goonfriends don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean we have to fight
I robbed a goon and I liked it
I liked it

Though, I don't even play your game
It doesn't matter,
Sorry if you think I feel shame
That's human nature,
It's not what,
Good goons do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey

I robbed a goon, took his titan
His emo rage was certain
I robbed a goon just to try it
hope my goonfriends don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean we have to fight
I robbed a goon and I liked it
I liked it


Us goons we are so likeable
Pale skin, cracked lips, unkissable
Hard for just any pedophile
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, I'll give it back

I robbed a goon, took his titan
His emo rage was certain
I robbed a goon just to try it
hope my goonfriends don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean we have to fight
I robbed a goon and I liked it
I liked it


I Robbed a Goon

A love song for my friends in SoCo, sung to the tune of Maroon 5's "Payphone". Enjoy it, you fucking bastards.

Additional uploads available here: http://www.sindelsuniverse.com/?p=501.

I'm on a titan ready for fightin'
all of our fuel we spent on you
Where have your fleets gone? Why did they run home?
We've got a dunk or two for you...

Yeah, I, I know it's hard to remember
When SoCo wanted to fight
It's even harder to picture
Cuz now they dock up on-sight.
Well, it is too late to stop us
So SoCo don't even try.
And for our time that you wasted
You all are going to die.

We wasted our nights.
You used all your spies.
Now I'm paralyzed
by my big blue balls.
You've lost all your sov
But that's what you get for denying fights.

I'm on a titan ready for fightin'
all of our fuel we spent on you
Where have your fleets gone? Why did they run home?
We've got a dunk or two for you...

If happy ever after did exist
you would still be holding sov not TEST.
But DOTLAN says you're losing all of it
so can I have your stuff before you quit?

Well, you won't be back tomorrow
Cuz your alliance is gay.
You guys had plenty of systems
but you just gave them away.
You used up all of your Tengus.
You sit in local and whine.
I know I've said it before 
But you all are going to die.

We wasted our nights.
You used all your spies.
Now I'm paralyzed
by my big blue balls.
You've lost all your sov
But that's what you get for denying fights.

I'm on a titan ready for fightin'
all of our fuel we spent on you
Where have your fleets gone? Why did they run home?
We've got a dunk or two for you...

If happy ever after did exist
you would still be holding sov not TEST.
But DOTLAN says you're losing all of it
so can I have your stuff before you quit?

Now I'm on a titan...

Now SoCo  just give up.
Kugu is all you have so let Delve go.
(spoken word interlude where I make fun of losers)

I'm on a titan ready for fightin'
all of our fuel we spent on you
Where have your fleets gone? Why did they run home?
We've got a dunk or two for you...

If happy ever after did exist
you would still be holding sov not TEST.
But DOTLAN says you're losing all of it
so can I have your stuff before you quit?

Now I'm on a titan...


Titan

Performed by Cearul
Lyrics Written by Cearul and Konrad Amadeus
Music Mix Created by Baba Z

Video located here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k86kx8rR5I&feature=plcp

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How to Stay Aligned

Step one you say we need to form a fleet,
FC says undock on the gate we’ll meet
Reds smack in local two jumps out
You get them bubbled in TS you shout
It’s clear that their FC wants a fight
When they’re in range you try to kite
Half your fleet is still one jump away 
And you begin to wonder why you stayed

Where did I go wrong, I lost a ship
Somewhere alone near planet six
And I could have stayed out and roamed all night
Had I known how to stay aligned

Let them know that you’re the best,
‘Cause after all you are not TEST
Try to slip past their defense
Get a new ship and some common sense
Bring the right type of missiles, the last were wrong
And hope it won’t take you all too long
And pray the bridge is still up
And pray the bridge is still up!

Where did I go wrong, I lost a ship
Somewhere alone near planet six
And I could have stayed out and roamed all night
Had I known how to stay aligned

You bump the titan out of the POS,
But make the jump just like a boss
And once you’ve loaded grid again
They don’t show up on D-scan
The FC warps you to a gate
But you still weren’t aligned, another fail
And due to your alignment change
You get pointed again by the enemy gang

Where did I go wrong, I lost a ship
Somewhere alone near planet six
And I could have stayed out and roamed all night
Had I known how to stay aligned

How to Stay Aligned - Final Mix

I see you flying round space
With the fags I love and I'm like
FUCK GOONS!

I guess the ship in mah hanger
wasn't enough and I'm like
Fuck Goons and mittens too!

If I were fatter, I wouldn't have left yaa
Ha, naw aint that some shit? (ain't that some shit?)
And though you think I'm a pest
I still think I'm the best with a...
FUCK GOONS

Yeah I'm sorry, all about your gallente
Titan that I went and just right you there
Guess he's Caldari and i'm more Matari
But the way you play the game ain't fair


I know I'm a fool to fall in love with you
(oh shit I'm a dumb nigga)
Well
(where the fuck is papa digger)
Ooooooh
I've got some news for you
Yeah go run and tell your little GM

I see you flying round space
With the fags I love and I'm like
FUCK GOONS!

I guess the ship in mah hanger
wasn't enough and I'm like
Fuck Goons and fuck you too!

If I were fatter, I wouldn't have left ya
Ha, naw aint that some shit? (ain't that some shit?)
And though you think I'm a pest
I still think I'm the best with a...
FUCK GOONS

Now i know, that i had to borrow,
Lead you all and then not get beat.
Trying to pod ya, trying to dodge ya.
'Cause being in love with you ass ain't cheap.

I know I'm a fool to fall in love with you
(oh shit I'm a dumb nigga)
Well
(where the fuck is papa digger)
Ooooooh
I've got some news for you
Stop jumping through the gate right now

I see you flying round space
With the fags I love and I'm like
FUCK GOONS!

I guess the ship in mah hanger
wasn't enough and I'm like
Fuck Goons and fuck you too!

If I were fatter, I wouldn't have left ya
Ha, naw aint that some shit? (ain't that some shit?)
And though you think I'm a pest
I still think I'm the best with a...
FUCK GOONS

Now solo, solo, solo, why d'you wanna wanna ban me so bad?

(so bad, so bad, so bad)
I tried to tell mittani but he told me
"Suas you post like a fag"
(you fag, you fag, you fag)
Uh! Whhhy? Uh! Whhhy? Uh!
Whhhy mittens? Oh! I love you oh!
I still love you. ALLLLL!

(chorus)

-- Amazing what language was "acceptable" on the internet 10 years ago.  Leaving this here for illustration.

Fuck Goons

What happens when you mix one part TEST groupie with one part -A- DJ?  A Damn Good Fight!

Additional downloads available on my good friend DJ Starstream's page: http://soundcloud.com/star-stream/sindel-pellion-good-fight-ft

Woah-oh-oh-oh
 It's always a good fight. 
Woah-oh-oh-oh 
It's always a good fight. 

Undock, warp to out-gate before we're told.
What's up with these dancers inside my hold?
X up if you're down to get kills tonight
Cuz it's always a good fight.

Jumped in all alone like I didn't care.
That poor rifter scout didn't have a prayer.
Got point if you're down to get kills tonight.
Cuz it's always a good fight.

We're looking for good fights.
We'll chase your fleet all night.
Kill you? I just might...
But we don't even have to die,
It's always a good fight.

Woah-oh-oh-oh 
Woah-oh-oh-oh 
It's always a good fight. 
Woah-oh-oh-oh 
We don't even have to die,
It's always a good fight.

Warped out, left my drones at the gate again.
Checked intel, saw red fleet in C3N.
Let's jump in if you're down to get kills tonight
Cuz it's always a good fight.

We're looking for good fights.
We'll chase your fleet all night.
Kill you? I just might...
But we don't even have to die,
It's always a good fight.

Woah-oh-oh-oh 
Woah-oh-oh-oh 
It's always a good fight. 
Woah-oh-oh-oh 
We don't even have to die,
It's always a good fight.

Woah-oh-oh-oh 
Woah-oh-oh-oh 
It's always a good fight. 
Woah-oh-oh-oh 
We don't even have to die,
It's always a good fight.

Doesn't matter when,
It's always a good fight then. 
Doesn't matter where,
It's always a good fight there. 
Doesn't matter when, 
It's always a good fight then... 

Woah-oh-oh-oh 
Woah-oh-oh-oh 
It's always a good fight. 

Woah-oh-oh-oh 
We don't even have to die,
It's always a good fight.

Woah-oh-oh-oh 
Woah-oh-oh-oh 
It's always a good fight. 

Woah-oh-oh-oh 
We don't even have to die,
It's always a good fight.

Good Fight ft. DJ Starstream

Sacrifice - Arrow Tribute Album

The Man Under the Hood

Sorry, everyone, I had to upload the song again-- THIS TIME with compression and mastering.  This means it should sound a LOT better in your car and through your headset.

<3

Gonna Run (again)

I was messing around with the guitar while doing some mining, and decided to write a song.  I might release a better version of it later, but I've had requests from some people who know it exists to release the "unplugged" version.  So, here it is...

Flip the Can

Just a girl screwing around with different mediums while playing internet spaceships.  Nothing to see here.  Move along. ♥

Additional downloads available on my blog listed below. Just click on the Songs and Stuff tab.

Titan

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