lol many an capsuleers have experienced this.

dat feeling when Logi reps hit... WOot, then they stop because your only a frig! Then they day on coms frigates stop $#@@* broadcasting you are literally killing the good ships lol

thought you said you weren't a screamer....lol

fine lovely feminine voice... It contrasts helplessly with sfinktorklench I keep getting from the pic...

This was a fun parody to make! Watch the video here: http://youtu.be/C2fyO4uKkxo

Lyrics:

Make fun of The Mittani's hair
Open fire in Luminaire
Warp at zero to a gate
Use your Fleet Typhoon as pirate bait

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Bring AWOXers into corp
Don't align before your FC warps
Teach yourself how to fly
Jump your Leviathan into Asakai

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Undock with a red fleet outside
Disconnect when 10% TiDi'd
Turn your covops cloak off in wormhole space
Use Rahadalon as a ratting place

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die

Go afk and forget
Post pictures of your legs on the internet
Leave your blues on your overview
If I shoot him, what will CONCORD do? 

Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie
So many dumb ways to die

Fit small hybrid guns on a shield-tanked Legion
Be too confident you can take a region
Fly to the edge of a tourney arena
Stay on a gate at zero when two fleets are crossing
Fly around with your PLEX in your cargo
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

The dumbest ways to die...


Eve Dumb Ways to Die

Eve Online parody of Britney Spears' "Toxic", in the style of Melanie Martinez.

Instrumentals provided by MUDWEST. For more information about this amazing band, please visit their SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/mudwest or Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MUDWEST?ref=br_tf

Additional downloads are available here: https://www.dropbox.com/s/896ud23wbhvtlze/Watchlist2.mp3
____________________

V1:

Logi can't you see my broadcast?
A girl like me is gonna die fast.
It's dangerous, I won't last.

There's no escape, can't warp away.
I need your reps, logi gimme 'em.
It's dangerous, I'm dying.

Chorus:

Too hot, can't warp out.
Losing my shields, armor going down.
Can you heal me now?

With one round from their ships, my hull's on fire!
Please watchlist, I'm slipping under.
It's a race to see if I'm gonna die.

Dropping campers for you, won't you put me on watchlist?
Popping dampers for you, won't you put me on watchlist?

V2:

It's getting late, I'm giving up.
One more round and I'm blowing up.
Slowly, they're overtaking me.

Chorus:

Too hot, can't warp out.
Losing my shields, armor going down.
Can you heal me now?

With one round from their ships my hull's on fire!
Please watchlist, I'm slipping under.
It's a race to see if I'm gonna die.

Dropping campers for you, won't you put me on watchlist?
Popping dampers for you, won't you put me on watchlist?
Won't you put me on watchlist?

Bridge:

Add me to watchlist now,
I think I'm going down,
I really need you now.

Watchlist

Memories Are Bubbling Bubbling

Just a little diddy about those bee guys. I hope you like it! Special thanks to Fal1en, Rixx Javix, Asher Kagen, Bagehi and Scatha for lending their voices to this project.


Lyrics:
You were big story spinnin', but now you're getting restless
Hope to be taken serious but you just look pretentious
You're funds are slowly dying; goodbye to early retirement
Heard Endie talkin' RMT

(That's how we know you fucked up) x4

You pimpin' storytellers, talk New York Times bestsellers
Ask for more zeroes for your project than a charlatan would.
But your crew feeling impatient cuz you not getting payment
Can't hit your target in the end

(That's how we know you fucked up) x4

Ha, oh

So now the north is burning and all your friends are turning.
You're losing money, hubs and moons while you sit circle-jerking
We know you guys are fucked when Mach fleets are self-destructing
Soon you'll be back in Deklein 

(That's how we know you fucked up) x4

Fucked up, fucked up
Ohhhhhhhhhh

You used to be the big leader, top dog, motivational speaker
Showing off with the meat shield 'round ya, just so we could wish we was with ya
You ain't wanna start a war but the pressure got you out trying to force a newbro bloodbath
everybody onto your ploy, boy
ain't nobody trying to call you a viceroy, nah nah
Landing on everyone's shitlist, ti-di, bye bye
Think you should leave when you get paid
Betcha never thought Blawrf would do that AMA


That's how we know you fucked up (that's how you know)
That's how we know you fucked up
That's how we know you fucked up (that's how you know)
That's how we know you fucked up (that's how you know)
That's how we know you fucked up
(That's how yweou know you fucked up, you fucked up)
That's how we know you fucked up
(Yeah yeah yeah, that's how we know you fucked up, you fucked up)
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah)




<3


That's How We Know (You F*cked Up)

Gate Camp Strut

This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Made my decision
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanted something new
Hey Dari-arse, how's you
Caught your attention

I robbed a goon, took his titan
His emo rage was certain
I robbed a goon just to try it
hope my goonfriends don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean we have to fight
I robbed a goon and I liked it
I liked it

Though, I don't even play your game
It doesn't matter,
Sorry if you think I feel shame
That's human nature,
It's not what,
Good goons do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey

I robbed a goon, took his titan
His emo rage was certain
I robbed a goon just to try it
hope my goonfriends don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean we have to fight
I robbed a goon and I liked it
I liked it


Us goons we are so likeable
Pale skin, cracked lips, unkissable
Hard for just any pedophile
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, I'll give it back

I robbed a goon, took his titan
His emo rage was certain
I robbed a goon just to try it
hope my goonfriends don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean we have to fight
I robbed a goon and I liked it
I liked it


I Robbed a Goon

Eve Parody of I'm On A Boat. Warning Explicit Lyrics!
<script style="font: 20px">If you like this song and want to donate some isk in order to help me stay in plexes wihtout having to rat so that i can spend more time recording, send any donations to TheShaddix en Bauldry in game. Thank you and have a wonderful day!

I'm in a rokh (donations welcome!) :)

Blackbird

My first Eve parody, an anthem for the Goon Burn Jita campaign.

Thanks to The Boss. No rights infringement intended.

Jita's On Fire (Eve) by Blackhuey - Fly It Like You Stole It Vol 1

Lyrics:

Northern Coalition, shooting up your pos
Solar are you listening? Your sov's about to fall
You better form up quickly
we're knocking at your door
We're gonna flip your stations
Throw you back to cache

And when you field your supers,
by the summer
All your supers will be dead

Northern Coalition, watch your local spike
Hundreds of abaddons
with our brosefs by our side
Shootin' up your ihubs
your tears make us strong
Another station timer,
and ill be singing songs

And if you believe what your leaders say, then you'll suffer
Blueballing aint the way...

]Northern Coalition, shooting up your pos
Solar are you listening? Your sov's about to fall
You better form up quickly
we're knocking at your door
We're gonna flip your stations
Throw you back to cache

And if you believe what your leaders say, then you'll suffer
Blueballing aint the way...


DJ Starstream - Northern Coalition. (Nashau Love Mix)

Log on join fleet, we’ve got to go
Fleeting warp scram, high-sec oh no 
Warping, don’t let your cap get low
Think you're a criminal

Brutix, on both my screens for you
Don’t say jump no I just disco’d
Time to reload get back to you
My corp, so cynical

So you’re a tough guy
Drop a tonne of caps guy
Bring in soops and fax guy
Always like to Smack Guy

I’m that BOS type
Make their FC cross type
I don’t give a toss fight
Oh God titan loss fright
I’m a BOS guy, DUH, I’m a BOS guy

We like it when you join our corp
Even if you don’t know the ropes
Trust me, I’ll teach you how to fight
You’ll be, an animal

My FC, likes to sing along
With fleet, but he won’t sing this song
If he reads all the lyrics he’ll pity
The corp I know

So you’re a tough guy
Drop a tonne of caps guy
Bring in soops and fax guy
Always like to Smack Guy

I’m that BOS type
Make their FC cross type
I don’t give a toss fight
Oh God titan loss fright

I’m a BOS guy, DUH, I’m a BOS guy
I’m only good at being BOS

BosGuy

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