DON KANALIE (Bassblütentherapie /Dorfpunkx // Freiburg) :

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Bill Lee was born a goat many a year ago. His master, Ms. Dazey, would tell him wild tales of musikal events with fairies and elves and colors, LOTS of colors! After attending such an event with Ms. Dazey, Bill Lee developed a dream; TO PLAY A WOODEN BOX WITH METAL STRINGS. Of course, this dream of Bill Lee's could only be a dream. You see, the goat had hooves and hooves and strings just don't get along. Bill Lee wished and wished that he had those things he'd seen the fairies and elves use to beat on those strings on those wooden boxes, knowing he will never live his dream. Until one day, on Bill Lee's weekly trek home from the village, he thought to himself, "Oh Lord, Oh please! I'd sell my soul to the devil himself if he'd help me out!" And BAM! The goat ran into a man. This man was old and slow appearing to be a wanderer in scruffy, yet rather fancy clothes. But this man made an offer. An offer the goat could not refuse. This man offered the goat a pair of hands in turn for the goat's soul. "I accept!" Bill Lee hesitated with excitement in the air. He ran home to show Ms. Dazey his new look, but she was not happy with his decision. See, Bill Lee failed to mention why he wanted hands to the man in the scruffy old outfit. So, the man in the scruffy old outfit gave the goat a pair of hands meant for a cook. This outraged the goat right along with Ms. Dazey, so, they set off to find the man in the scruffy old outfit. After some searching, they saw in the distance the little old man. They screamed and yelled and got the man's attention. He laughed, turned, and kept forward. Insulted and frustrated, Bill Lee pushed the man, not knowing the dangers he'd soon discover. The man grew furious and began glowing an eerie glow. He then shot his amazing devil powers out his magical fingertips at the goat. Ms. Dazey jumped in front of Bill Lee, intercepting the evil powers, turning her into a beautiful little dog. Bill Lee, a firm believer in nonviolence, was so angry, he began throwing knife after knife at the scruffy old man until he heard a loud roar. Bill Lee got him!!! He cut off the little old man's hands and swapped them with his original form, making Bill Lee part man, and the scruffy old man, part goat. Possessing the devil-like powers, Bill Lee yelled at the man "Fuck you Devil! Go back home! You take my hands and I will take your soul!" And the little old man in the fancy, yet scruffy outfit, shined a shiny shine, flashed a flashy flash, and POOF! He was sent back to hell to do the goat's dirty work for the rest of eternity. Bill Lee the Goat now travels the land telling his and Ms. Dazey's story in hopes that someday, he will destroy all evil and negativity in the world; someday, there will be peace.

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