GREAT DEALS ON A SPECIALTY [Rap Battle]!!!
Quizzique as Spamton 
RaccoonBro as Solomon
Beat produced by Tom Quick, Audio Network
Written by Trakked, CreeperPasta 
Additional help by King Ducky
Mixed by GamingPlush64, Trakked (beat mix)
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:

Solomon:
Still the best since 1973 (uh)
Spillin’ RED, can’t try to fend against me
When you.. start seeing me come onto the screen
You know a better, badder monster just walked onto the scene
Tried to bite off a Kaiju, uh, you really wanna fight me, bud?
Glasses looking static, broken, when I open, light him up
Leave a Kromer addict moping, choking, go and try to front
Ya never seen the sky while I'm in flight, don't give a flying fuck

Spamton (0:42):
HEY! H-H-HEY! ARE YOU [Living Alone?]
IF YOU WANT SOME [Compensation] THEN COME [Pick up the phone]
YOU'RE TRAIT eR<, AREN'T YOU? HERE'S A [Deal] YOU CAN'T PASS
FOR A [Very Specil Offer] YOU CAN [Kiss my ass!]
I”M A [BIG SHOT!] CLIPPING STRAIGHT THROUGH YOUR [Hitbox]
LOOKING LIKE A [piece of junk] I’D SEE IN THE GIFT SHOP
[10 out of 10 rated] SO YOU KNOW I'M THE BEST 
IF YOU WONT TAKE MY DEAL THEN YOU CAN [Die like the rest.]

Solomon:
Tryna frighten Lightners by popping out of your box
Used to be at the top of your game and then you fell off
Just like your stocks, maybe go crash and burn somewhere else
A literal dumpster fire 'gainst a hero from Hell
I'd much rather die than buy your shitty products
Tryna fight, but your prices are dropping, it's idiotic
Cry back to the Addisons; I'm not one you can bribe
Drop all your pals like flies and now I'm dropping the mic

Spamton (1:25):
…..
Mike…
Mike.. are you listening?
Are you there?
Help me, Mike…..
…
HEHAHAHHHEHHAHH (spamton laugh)
(*beat glitches back in*)
[Don't believe what you see on TV], AND I MEAN IT!!!
[Holy Queen of Sweden]!! THOSE TEETH NEED SOME CLEANING!!
YOU NEED TO [save Face] AND KEEP YOURSELF LOCKED
WANT [Your ticket to redemption]?? SIMPLY [Hyperlink Blocked]
YOU'LL NEED [health insurance] SINCE YOUR FACE GOT WRECKED
YOUR STORY HAS [scares!] BUT NO [HeartShapedObejct]
YOURE HOGGING THE [pie chart] AND I AINT GONNA TAKE CRUMBS
NOW TAKE A GODDAMN VACATION BACK TO THE HELL YOU CAME FROM!!!

Solomon:
Kris is your only friend, yet they still left ya slashed
You're just a puppet to the ratings; got some strings attached
Was evicted from the mansion, now NEO's your last resort
Another icy death when I rip your ads with scorn

Spamton (2:07):
PRESS [F1] FOR [Doubt]. IF YOU THINK THAT YOURE HOLY
YOUR [salvation] WAS ON SALE FOR [a limited time only]
I'M MR. [Help me! IT BURNS!], YOU CAN’T [stomach the heat]
PRAY FOR REVIVAL AGAIN AFTER THIS [Crushing] DEFEAT
(Spamton laugh)

Spamton vs Solomon - Rap Cypher #25

Happy New Years Eve Everyone! To celebrate the occasion, I've rose from the grave once again with a new audio for Shimario's Rap Battles! Today we have a battle between two people who sure do love some games! (Idk man this like barely has a connection just let me do the thing.) We have Jevil, the jailed up Jester from the Card Kingdom of Deltarune, going up against popular gaming youtuber Videogamedunkey! Comment down below who you think won the battle, and feel free to leave suggestions for future battles as well!

Also sorry there's no announcer I forgot to record one until the last second and my voice was too fucked up to do it 💀 

Snakebite126 as Jevil
https://www.youtube.com/@Snakebite126

Fightmarker as Videogamedunkey
https://www.youtube.com/@fightmarker

Shimario, Rabi, and Swoldow as the PAWNCH crowd:
https://www.youtube.com/@Rabi_battles
https://www.youtube.com/@sw0ld0w

GamingPlush64 as the Wendy's Employee:
https://www.youtube.com/@GamingPlush64

Written by: Shimario
Beat Produced by: Surce
Beat Arranged by: Shimario
Mixed by: Serena
Cover Art by: Rabi

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1frtZTlpDA93-G5H3trHcQkP8KQbPsQDgsNZrmc1rj3w/edit?usp=sharing

Thanks for listening, and see you next time!

Jevil vs Videogamedunkey - Rap Battle!

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay. In this Pride Month special (video pending some time before September? sure?) RNG, leader? of Rap Clash and snobby editor battles the Ultimate Hope? and Lucky Student? Makoto Naegi! Which gay will gay gay gay gay gay

RNG as himself and Byakuya Togami
JustGamer as Makoto Naegi
Beat by Dave James and Dorrian Douglass
Written by RNG and JustGamer
Additional help by Snakebite126 and Powerofdan
Mixed by Fightmarker
Cover art by Fightmarker

RNG:
Gamer, we’re bros, but you’re gonna get me laughing if
My matchup is the blandest bitch on the list of DR protagonists
Wait I demanded this I'm such a moron
Well you may not be Leon but you're still in for a battering
Doesn’t matter if you bring in your friends with more depth
Least Nagito is hope's stepping stone, you’re more the doorstep
Face me in a verbal trial, and you’ll get your ass clapped
But if you insist, it’s time for a Rap Clash! 
Even Fightmarker, mic dropper
Fired no shots as Makoto but still saw slaughter
When his classmates died one by one before his eyes
So kill yourself

Makoto:
That isn't possible there can't be a new victim
In fact the only evidence there is that he even existed
Is bitching about editing, gay memes
And caring way too much about a show made for babies

Byakuya:
tell 'em Naegi!

Makoto:
Stop it with all the rhetoric, you’re not hot shit
Every time you take the mic you walk back into the closet
Then you drop mid, and it becomes your top hit
Those keyframes lead to After Effects being where you’re locked in
I took down the ultimate despair, some kid? I can handle
When the only things you can take down are your shitty battles
So try finding talent in something that isn't such lame shit
Seems you have no anchor point the way all of your lines were baseless

RNG: 
You’re fucked Makoto, you’re outta luck Makoto 
A character arc might fix the fact you suck Makoto
You just being alive nearly killed Kyoko
But maybe with those tears you can learn to flow so
More good lines can be discovered, for once they could be yours
And I’d say I did your mother, but I wouldn’t fuck a corpse
Title’s ultimate plot armor with alter ego there and sparing you
Tell me who’ll step in now to save this careless doofus Mary Sue

Makoto: 
NO THAT'S WRONG, don't try to downplay my accomplishments
Just cause this incompetent football player’s weak shots all missed
Speaking of miss, how about all of those deadlines?
Cause your ability to reason your way out of things bests mine 
And yet no steam on your battles, so much for the train nerd
Switch names with Gamer cause your humor’s JustGaySlurs
Or crawl back to bigger creators begging for roles
Cause you can't cover up a loss this big in editing bro

RNG: 
Your moral high ground's nonexistent, you can't use it to win when
You’re the posterboy for a series filled with pedo shit and incest
Take your hope sap protag shit and just get the fuck out
Cause dumbass bitch Makoto is finally out of luck now

Makoto: 
One truth bullet could destroy what you think is our dumb lore
Fits you play Ryoma, cause you always come up short
There you go, no more roles, cause you’re finally getting muted
Killed the track, I’m the blackened, but it’s not me who’s executed

RNG vs Makoto Naegi - FRB vs Anything!

"im gonna kms mixing spamton can suck my cock" - Rayyan

Quizzique as Wario
MetaMachine and Quizzique as Spamton 
Prod. by InsaneBeatz
Beat arrangement by Raisu Battle
Writing by Alchemyking
Art by BMB and Luke Reardon
Mixing by SIR Rap Battles
Thumbnail by Quizzique
Special thanks: SPM1000, Trakked

LYRICS:
Wario:
It’s-a Wario, chump! I’d lend a hand with your business
But even with my gyro game, I haven’t seen someone so Twisted
WAH! Stranger danger; how ‘bout you keep your pants up?
We don’t need this sleazy salesman fetching little kids’ bananas
When I rock up in my sports drip, I’m causing all the racket
Even with your speech gimmick, you can’t square up in this bracket
Old-school anti-hero, ‘stache as crooked as my morals
While you’re a puppet too uncanny for Zemeckis or Del Toro
When it’s rapping or your sales charts, your bars are no good
A keygen won’t help you when you’re in Wario’s Woods
I’m shunning you, just like you were from the Queen’s guest list
Then you tried to shoot your Big Shot, and D’OH, you missed!

Spamton:
GASP… IT’S THE [[Number 1 Dumbass1991]]
WHO LEAVES FANS STARVED FOR CONTENT LIKE [[Wario no show you fun…]]
[[Wario, Where]] WERE THE DISSES YOU PLANTED?
HAD A [[Decent…]] FRANCHISE GOING, BUT YOU JUST COULDN’T [[Land]] IT
TRY AND PASS THAT OFF AS PASSABLE? SOME [[Master of Disguise]]
BUT YOU SHOULD’VE KNOWN, BECAUSE [[GODDAMN TRASH]] IS WHERE I THRIVE!
SHOULDA READ THE CONTRACT, YOUR [[Burns]] ARE CERTAINLY [[v o i d.]]
LEAVE PUNKS SEEING MORE [[Red]] THAN THE [[Virtual Boy]]
AND MY [[“Beta Game”]] IS, HOW DO YOU SAY, [[Kino]]
PLAYERS DODGING [[Bullet Hell]], WHILE YOUR PLAYERS [[Flail with their Wiimotes]]
TRIED TO [[Jumpman]] TO THE [[Wii U]], BUT THAT EFFORT WAS FOR NAUGHT
AND YOUR MICROGAMES WEREN’T THE ONLY THING THAT ENDED IN A [[Bomb?]]

Wario:
WAH! You chump, I blocked that shit like your hyperlinks
That crappy painted sun’s the only time your words are enlightening
My Wario World trumps your damn National Spamton
The Addisons treated your spam mail like lunchmeat: told you to can it
I get a slice of Mona’s Pizza, ‘cause I’m charming and I’m rugged
Sanity hanging by a thread, up until Kris cut it
And you got hyped, but then you died; all that effort was wasted
You’re akin to all my treasures when you’re rotting in the basement!

Spamton:
YOU RIVAL SUSIE, WITH YOUR [[Annoying!]] CRASSNESS
YOU NEED TO TAKE A BATH. HOW ABOUT [[Boiling Acid]]
YOUR [[Wario Laughing]]’s MORE DERANGED THAN MINE, SO TRY AND FACE IT
AND YOU’RE ONE TO TALK, WITH ALL YOUR [[Child Labor Violations]]
[[Shoulder Dash]] OFF OF YOUR HIGH HORSE, IMPERATIVELY
YOU KNOW I’M CASHING MORE [[Kromer]] THAN A [[Charity Stream]]
I’LL TAKE THE [[W]], AND LEAVE YOU WITH YOUR [[Cap]]. [[Deal!]] I WON!
IS THAT [[The Stench of Defeat]], OR IS THAT JUST YOUR [[Elon Musk]]?

Wario vs. Spamton G. Spamton - AK Rap Battles

garbageGothic as Mori Calliope 
Mx. Alan as Edgar Allan Poe 
Written by JustGamer
Beat by InsaneBeatz and Glitchdude
Mixed by Fightmarker
Cover art by RNG

Edgar Allan Poe:
Once upon a midnight dreary, I waited at my desk dearly,
For Death to answer my queries, finally I saw him near me, 
I then noticed that his apprentice wants to be my opponent
Her big moment, and she chose to dress like that? Oh she’s hopeless
An influential rapper? Don’t see you raising or making no bars
And a model for all V-tubers? As if I know what those are
Think embracing the cringe will deflect critics, but it won’t leave you saved
After this, miss Calliope will again shift her image to a new name

Mori Calliope:
Alright chat, check this out, in today’s stream I’m gonna wreck this loser 
Gen Z couldn’t cancel me, so I ain’t about to lose to a boomer 
Going from poems to flowing seems like quite the hurdle to
Just lose to the Reaper, cause you know she’s bout to murder you!
Got lines by the dozen, drop rhymes like nothing, I love to write, you loved your cousin
I’m that spiritual lyrical miracle taking down the pitiful original with my pinnacle visuals
I give low fucks to this old fuck, you got no luck cause I’m so tough though we’re both some
Gothic writers, I’m dropping fire, you use your words to talk to minors 
Read through your catalog, how did you ever incite fear? 
Some writer you were, I thought your skills would actually apply here
Students yawning at that weak shit would be music to my ears
I’ll call this battle now, cause my Huge W’s right here

Edgar Allan Poe:
Forget the slipper, Miss Sinderella dropped the ball, I’ve had enough!
The EN curse has followed you, even your battle raps are scuffed
Call out my lack of horror, like 2D pink anime women are so scary 
Guess this battle’s just another collaboration where you’re carried! 
Course with that agency on your side
Your lifeless streams are hollow live
And I felt empty when my father left me
But this Dad is turning fans to DeadBeats
Combining J-pop with fast white raps
Stop mixing genres and go mix a track
Seems battle raps aren’t in your repertoire 
For we will see you nevermore

Mori Calliope:
Make fun of me for being a white rapper? Just check your record guy
Lost to nerdy ass Stephen King and Marshall fucking Mathers twice! 
What’s wrong? You gasp in shock? Seems to me you lost your breath 
Guess Edgar Allan Poe finally has a cause of death

Mori Calliope vs Edgar Allan Poe - Bad Idea Rap Battles

Skibidi Toilet : Danii
Tolietnator : Matt Raichous

Beat Prod : Anywaywell
Written by Kamren
Mixed by Kamren

Skibidi Toilet :
(Uh) Skibidi Skibidi, you do not want to mess with me
(Uh) KND, KND, as a threat they don't take you seriously
So why should I? A single dop dop
(Yes yes!) Can give you the drop, drop
One look from my boss, it's all the attention you'll ever get
And then.. you're simply fucking dead
Wasn’t invited to one but you’re getting cooked out
Doubt you’re even shit to me cuz I got a Potty Mouth
So many eyes on me, my rivals are fuckin cameras now
What are you going to do to me buddy? Flush me down?
(Yes yes!) I’m built different, you’re not even a real one when it come to villains
Between a candy pirate and some guy on fire
You’re more the bottom five so maybe just retire
I’ve got twenty goddamn seasons to my name
While your show got canned being lost in space
All the adults sat down, took over the human race
But if you’ve something to say, say it to my face

Toiletnator :
Now listen up! I won’t be taking crap from someone in your state
Ohio or not, you still look like you’re shit faced
But joining whatever Youtube’s got you for? You’re kidding
I’ve outgrown your childish shorts and it's not even worth fitting!
I get the balls rolling cuz I’m king of toilet bowls!
You only get eyeballs rolling when you’re seen in the recommended scroll
Like SFM, you’re slow and rushed your verse faster than your episodes
Didn’t think that’s what DaFuq meant when he saw your shitpost explode
And now you’re just the compost of all the content farms on the site
Caused so much of a shitstorm, I’d take you down with a copyright strike
But like all the appeals your victims post, you’re not up for a fight
Rip the head from that dirty bowl and I’d just call it a night

Skibidi Toilet : 
Makes sense why you’re paired with me, you’ve done nothing but stretches
Bitch, better clean your own damn rim with how bad that stench is!
Even the TV guys would abandon ya and give a thumbs down
When the biggest threat you pose is TPing someone’s house

Toiletnator : 
I won’t be the butt of the joke to some remix from TikTok!
So I’ll plunge his mouth and save the ears of every adult who watched
I hate you so next time, don’t be a violator
Or you’ll again feel the wrath of the Toiletnator!

Skibidi Toilet vs Toiletnator - Rap Battle! (ft. Danii & Matt Raichous)

Swizkii as Mr Fantastic 
Fightmarker as Mr Scooty

Written by SIR Rap Battles & YLFEthan
Additional writing help by 3ple
Mix + Beat arrangement by SIR Rap Battles
Beat by Tone Jonez
Art by Dilly! & SkydivingQuagga

Mr Fantastic (0:11):
Greetings, I'm Reed Richards, a key figure of modern science
You? A weak fixture; a D-tier kart is what they're driving
And in spite of your patches, your stats stay lacking
A scientific fact: You're untouched, and can't gain traction (You see…)

Like a lightning bolt, I’ll break you down with mathematics
Add cash grab tracks and voila! The chance of a ninth game’s subtracted (Chuckles)
While I was bold enough to shoulder the Future’s Foundation
You rake in a group of hopeless chumps who don’t know how to brake drift

So when I fight a bike with no importance to note
Know that I’ll be splitting it like it’s a fork in the road
Only good for speeding, this form of transport is a joke
Stole the stats of the Landship, you’re nothing more than a clone 

Mr. Scooty (0:45):
(Beep beep!) 
Bring your whole crew, Imma roll through, leave your lady maimed
What's the Fantastic Four to the motherfuckin Crazy Eight?!
This kindergarten kart be serving supes like it's a school meal
Fuck 2 Chainz, on a track they call me 2 Wheelz! (WOO!)

Your power’s stupid bro, (Yuh) you just extend your limbs?! (What?)
I'll tear them and your team apart, call that dis-member-ment 
You’d stretch your shit around your foes, shapeshifting like plastic
And use them to bend to the will of nerds, Mr Fancast-tic!

So quit with your bitching and bickering, no one’s fond of you
It’s like the bonds you grew were made of Unstable Molecules
Your ass was only seven when your mom’s life started hitting the brakes
Must've been Yoshi Circuit with how fast she drifted away

Mr Fantastic (1:20):
You seem to fill a role of being picked by little trolls
Choosing Baby Park, and spamming “I’m using tilt controls!”
How original. I've no patience to further burn this loser
I suppose we're both “Two Tired.” (Heh) cause you're a scooter

Mr Scooty (1:31):
Whether it's Doom or Sue, you're used to losing a match
When your ass gets divorced, there's no F4 you in the chat!
And after all the shit you've been through that turned you into a vengeful traitor,
Ain't talkin’ Jack Kirby when I say that here, you've met your Maker

Mr. Fantastic vs Mr. Scooty (Mario Kart 8). SIR Rap Battles Sidequests

girls, girls they gon take ya world 
girl you gon watch me burn 
the lady is waiting her turn 
to corrupt you never to be seen again
she just keep on biting my wrist 
injecting her venomous kisses
i’ve fallen victim to misses 
and i cannot blame them my energy vicious 
but the minute you in it you in it 
and simply theres no better feeling 
than soaking in pain that’s inflicted by you 

yea you 
left me a couple of scars 
seen all the veins in my arm 
seen all the shadows you sent me 
babygirl why you resent me 

girls there’s enough of my heart i got plenty 
but you greedy lil bitches can’t have it
took a peek at my soul and you stab it 
screaming at you is my accent 

girls girls they gon take ya world 
girl you gon watch me burn 
the lady is waiting her turn 
to corrupt you never to be seen again
she just keep on biting my wrist 
injecting her venomous kisses
i’ve fallen victim to misses 
and i cannot blame them my energy vicious 
but the minute you in it you in it 
and simply theres no better feeling 
than soaking in pain that’s inflicted by you

GIRLS (prod. rope)

Dotz - Never Gna Stop (Prod. Young White)


Big ups to dotz for this banger!!!

SomethingDiffrentTV YouTube video here - 
https://youtu.be/BjFzj90Owus?si=pJLsIMeXCA3523ED


Dotz - Never Gna Stop (Prod. Young White)

Vladimyr P. / John P. as Mr. Bear
Brodecai / Vlad as Mr. Noseybonk

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
MR. BEAR
AGAINST
MR. NOSEYBONK
BEGIN

Mr. Bear:
Have your spoons ready kids; prepare to dig into this freak
Have a seat, so you can Seek as I leak your defeat
This Local is loco, as the kiddies can see
I’m guessing you keep yourself silent cuz you like BBC
Want to offend this offender? Let’s put the jigsaw together,
Just to see what kind of bonk down I’ll be writing in my letter,
That’ll leave you on the run, and once i’ve finished all your fun,
The black will white out this mime from the BBC1.

Mr. Noseybonk:
I was on my way to potter dreams, but I’ll beat you instead
Where you’ll end up like your mom and dad; shot, bled, and dead.
You couldn’t land a hit, man, and with a camera in hand
We’ll take it down to Caledon, and I’ll record your rap shenanigans
You’re quite the hideous idiot, here is what I spit, deadliest
Too bad you couldn’t get Elliot, to play Pokèballs with
TikTok, hear the clock? That’s how silent this rap is
The Cons to cute fuzzy hugs is that you fap to kids

Mr. Bear:
Your nose seems to grow since you’re spitting out lies
Now go sit in the corner ‘fore I anguish you live

Mr. Noseybonk:
You are hitting on kids for your own entertainment
How can you attempt to spit when you live in your ma’s basement?

Mr. Bear:
Don’t talk back to Mr. Bear you stuck up, Nosey, little shit
So disappointed in this Brit, ground you with the fire I spit
Send a letter to my cellar, love to have you on my show
I’ll make you black and blue with disses then murder you with my flow!
My blood pressure is high, but my chance of winning is higher
You’re quite the liar if the dire of children is your desire
I question your motives so I can’t wait to hear your screams
You’ll have no more "normal life" when you’re trapped here with me

Mr. Noseybonk:
Your history’s sex-offensive, and you’re calling me Nosey?
Just move out of my neighborhood you Sesame Street Phony!
You’re quite fruity, and moody, and you are looking pretty loony
To escape reality you veer to touching children’s Booby’s
I give my OK to this win, so let's have you never rapping
In a dead silent sleep, I’ll leave this kid- forever -napping
The war I’ve conquered was Bonkers; when in the cold, dead air
Will leave off with the last episode; “The Death of Mr. Bear”

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad and Uncredited
Beat produced by NIME FIVE
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Brodecai and Aaron Peters

Happy 17th Birthday to myself :D

Mr. Bear vs Mr. Noseybonk. Sinister Rap Battles

The official SoundCloud account for SIR Rap Battles! Here you can access my library of rap battle audios, both with and without videos, as well as remixes of other battles.

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