Learn from a soldier who's faced perfection!

Forward charge with my RPG! Helmet's so low I can hardly see!

Finish you punks with a shovel to the face!

If that don't kill you then it'll break your nose!

Howdy there, engineer's in the field, farmboy charm with a megaton yield, I've got a cranium mixed with uranium, only thing higher than my IQ? is my killcount!

SMG4 WOTFI 2021 - RAP BATTLE

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/TAARumwiTzI?si=qHuSOTca7K1_Dh06

Dennislikesjazz as Grunkle Stan
Freeced as Saul Goodman
Commander Jacob as Soos 

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Grunkle Stan:
Welcome, sleazebag, to the Mystery Shack
I don’t want your card, I deal strictly in cash
‘Cuz I rely on freaks like you to keep my business intact
We oughta shove your keister in a fixture of glass

In fact, Soos! (yes, Mr. Pines?) Let’s make it happen (yus!)
‘Cuz Romeo here is in desperate need of some attraction
I don’t even think Mabel could fix your marriage with Wexler
Yeah, your ex-wife misses you - BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!

Don’t “Slippin’ Jimmy” me, pal - you smash my front end
And I’ll turn my golf cart around and bash you again
Then I’ll turn my golf cart around and bash you again!
Then I’ll turn my golf cart around and bash you again!!

No wonder Chuck never trusted you, you’re clearly just an idiot 
I’ve heard of “burning bridges” but this is getting ridiculous
Your bro wanted to guide you in life, but he went mad trying
Looks like your gaslighting led to his gas lighting

Saul Goodman:
Name’s Saul - did you know your disses are poor?
Hit the road, old timer, I don’t do wills anymore
Think you’re taking the gold? I don’t buy what you say
‘Cuz when it comes to bars, I’m the Viktor - with a K

Step off! As the kids say, I’m “cocking” my “blick”
The streets call me Walt Jr. ‘cuz I walk with a stick
You oughta walk with a broom (heh) your Shack’s a disgrace
You should call the disappearer - to vacuum the place

Okay, I took your Lazy Susan for a spin and got lucky
Sorry Grunk, tough luck, old people love me
How am I supposed to convince her you’re not ugly?
Your honor, my client’s hot - source: bro trust me

What can I say, I made my company name
Without laboring my grandkids in the summer all day
Your whole business is fishy - when the feds get involved
And you’re locked up in prison - hey, Better Call Saul!

Grunkle Stan:
Well, If you wanna talk fishy, buddy, you fit the bill
Dude, you work with Ehrmantraut (heh) and your name is McGill
I’ve got a family that loves me, just go ask Sixer
You cut all yours off and stuck with Kid Named Finger

Now let’s talk about Howard, the guy you led to his tomb
You filled up room in his head until his head filled your room
Then tried to flee to Cinnabon, but they caught you with ease
Take it from me - being a crook is in your Genes

Saul Goodman:
I heard you love embezzlement but I suggest you better quit
Before l blow the top on your settlement like a Kettleman
Don’t like it, then blow me - I know you eat kids
Use that “two-wrist attraction” and Saul Gone my dick!

Stan, you disappoint your wife - in more ways than one
And you took your brother’s life - in more ways than one
You just kept rocking the boat, that’s something you can’t afford
Now your relationships have sailed - unlike the Stan O’ War

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Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by GlitchDyde
Beat prod. by ToneJonez
Art by CyanCoat (Saul) and Valonide (Stan)
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb

Grunkle Stan vs Saul Goodman - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

ONE NIGHT AT FLUMPTY'S SONG (Flumpty's Jam) LYRIC VIDEO - DAGames

Ready Player Two (feat. Chi-Chi & Alex Walker Smith)

criminology (lucky ii mix)

All credit goes to Harry101UK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QO40HjRH2w

Portal - The Pit Song - [The Underground]

FNaF World - I WILL NOT BE MOVED
=====================================================

Description:
This is a parody song from FNaF World who created by DAGames.

Source Image: DAGames
Source Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmdxOPltLiQ
Name Games: FNaF World (Developer: Scott Cawthon)
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Lyrics:

I
WILL
NOT
BE
MOVED!!

In a world I created
There's a born new place
A terror far beyond the thoughts
That you all thought you knew.
Now you arrive in a universe created in a dark humanity!

NOW BREAK THE FOURTH WALL!

I developed a story that was written in the
Finest art, with noble heart, but what you did was
Kill the creator, and behold a dark mater
Now the fourth wall breaks behind the path you take.
'Cause now, I greet you with terror.
You got what you wanted
Just by taking my hard worked, broken heart.
Now the tables are turned, your lesson will be learned.

I'd say you completed your goals
But you're far from done.

I
WILL
NOT
BE
MOVED!!

Let it go!
Just let it go!

I
WILL
SAVE
MY
GOLDEN

Passage carved into the grave!

YOU
FOUGHT
ALL
TOO
WELL

Just to get your fill
But where's the thrill
In binding my heart in chains?

I
WILL
NOT
BE
MOVED!!

So, you thought you were finished
But you're far from done.
There's still a lot you haven't opened your eyes to learn.
Take your cute little friends
And reveal all the dark insanities.

NOW BREAK THE FOURTH WALL!

Soon your demise will be clearer than day
With the bytes you earn
Defenses burn you up alive.
Now the wall gives way to a path that'll
Take you down
Take the crown, and thrive!
So beware of all your worst enemies.
Read these words that I heed to you.
Your infantile minds will never see the light again!

We knew this wasn't going to end well...
Ha!
Well, let's end this now!

I
WILL
NOT
BE
MOVED!!

Let it go!
Just let it go!

I
WILL
SAVE
MY
GOLDEN

Passage carved into the grave!

YOU
FOUGHT
ALL
TOO
WELL

Just to get your fill
But where's the thrill
In binding my heart in chains?

I
WILL
NOT
BE
MOVED!!

Do you think this world is a safe haven?
Look closer, you'll find it.
Three floors down, and you'll disappear.
Blessed be the storyteller's revenge.
Hahahahaha!

YeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

You stand before my broken code
You will face the taste of wrath.
You demised me with your
Evil demands to break me!

Your chance is here right now
Your time to take a bow!
Or heed my immortal mind of gold!
Hold right onto your own souls

For I had nothing left!
You took it all from my
Cold, dead hands, you broke me!
Integrity declined, your time will end now!

You thought this would've been easy...
Ha!
But it's only just begun!

I
WILL
NOT
BE
MOVED!!

Let it go!
Just let it go!
I
WILL
SAVE
MY
GOLDEN
Passage carved into the grave!
YOU
FOUGHT
ALL
TOO
WELL
Just to get your fill
But where's the thrill
In binding my heart in chains?
YOU'RE
ALL
BROKEN
FOOLS!!
I
WILL
NOT
BE
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVED!!!
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!
I
WILL
NOT
BE
MOVED!!



DAGames (FNaF World - I WILL NOT BE MOVED)

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HELLO NEIGHBOR SONG (Get Out) - DAGames

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Spy VS Sombra Rap Battle

Meet The Crew REMASTERED

[Scout]
I got your head spinnin' runnin' circles around you
With a baseball bat that I'm using to pound you
I'll be up in your face in the blink of an eye
No, I don't have wings, but I don't need them to fly
With a couple double jumps, i'll be fleeing the zone
Pick up your intel quick, then I'm bringing it home
I'm a pretty big deal, that's the honest truth
I mean, do you even know who you're talking to?

[Soldier]
About face, maggots, stand at attention
Learn from a soldier who's reached perfection
Forward charge with my RPG
Helmet so low, I can hardly see!
BAM - rocket jumping all over the place
Finish you punks with a shovel to the face
If that don't kill you, it'll break your nose
I hope you weasels are taking notes

[Pyro]
Welcome to my magical candy land
Where smiles are from ear to ear
And everyone loves each other
Come and spread the cheer

[Hook]
This rap is kind of overdue (right?)
But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!)
The crazy dudes of TF2
So pick a side, Red or Blue?
After I pick my class
I'm gonna kick your ass
Cuz that's what we were born to do

[Engineer]
Let's set up shop and get to work
I built a health dispenser if you've been hurt
Plus I got plenty of sentry defenses
But do not touch, cuz this stuff's expensive
Auto-aim rockets oughtta wreck you bumpkins
And just in case I need it - self destruction
Step back 'fore I whack you with a wrench
And when my turrets spot you
You're as good as dead

[Heavy]
Cry some more, run while you can
You little babies don't stand a chance
They call me Heavy, this is my gun
When she starts spinning, you'd better run
I do not require brains or technique
I've got so much muscle, i'll never be beat
I'll mow you down wherever you stand, bitch!
Now I am hungry, make me sandvich
(chewing sounds)
Ok, I'm good

[Demoman]
Are you a bleeding idiot?
To fight with a drunken Scot?
I'll down a swig of whiskey
For every grenade I launch
Wherever I go, the explosions follow
So keep your distance, lad
And I carry traditional weapons
I'll bloody you up with an axe

[Hook]
This rap is kind of overdue (right?)
But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!)
The crazy dudes of TF2
So pick a side, Red or Blue?
Pick out my favorite class
Check out my fancy hats
I just don't know which one to choose

[Medic]
I'm ze Medic, zo don't go far
You might vant a tazte of my ubercharge
Still a doctor, but I lost my license
Zis could be a problem - Shiza!
I'm alvays ready vith a bloody bone saw
But I can't help much if your head is blown off
Die, schveinhund, I vill vin zis
Don't overdose on my syringes!

[Sniper]
Boom! that's another headshot, bloke
I'm a professional, you're a joke
I mean please mate, show some respect
At least the way I'm doin' it
You'll get a quick death
I'm from the outback, where things get hectic
Got a big machete that i'll slice your head with
Aussie Assassins aren't very common
But when you hear this (bullet shot), keep on runnin'

[Spy]
You probably know me for my disguise
And I dress as sharp as all my knives
Just when you think I'm on your team
Au revoir, mon cheri
I'm a very accomplished back stabber
Who destroys your equipment with my sapper
Gentlemen, there's a spy in our midst
And he's got plenty of ass to kick

[Hook]
This rap is kind of overdue (right?)
But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!)
The crazy dudes of TF2
So pick a side, Red or Blue?
After I pick my class
I'm gonna kick your ass
Cuz that's what we were born to do

TF2 Rap - Meet the Crew (JT Music)

⛧𝔖𝔦𝔯ℜ𝔢𝔞𝔭𝔢𝔯 𝔛𝟡⛧

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