Name: Joe Job (Unload Remix) by Skanky Broz - Male Stripper Boy Band
Duration: 4 min 13 s
Description: "Joe Job" is the second single from Skanky Broz, taken from the album "Male Popstitution".

Track 8 off the album "Prostitution Evolution".

Remember to empower your flower.

Interlude: "Empower Your Flower" (Demo)

Lovin' Oven (Nookie Mix) (Demo)

This is our single "Hide Your Candy" by us, Eden's Slutz, track 4 off the album "Slutopia 2: Sloppy 2nd".

Check out the official music video on YouTube:
https://youtu.be/cBbGt6NGVhA

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LYRICS:

Ladies hide your candy
So nobody can see
Duct tape is so handy
Can't sample it for free
Stash it all away
No free samples today
Stowe away your bon bons
Before they're all gone, gone, gone.

Vanilla or chocolate,
Ain't getting none of it.
Caramel or butterscotch,
Not getting what you got.
Coffee, nougat, toffee,
Nobody get's to see.
Strawberry or raspberry,
Unless they pay your fee.

Gushers, See's, Ghiradelli,
Hershey, Godiva, Andy's
Aero, M&M's, Galaxy
Go and, go and hide your candy.
Skittles, Smarties, Good N Plenty,
Bottle Caps, Pop rocks, Jujubes
Mike & Ike and Jelly Babies
Won't you, won't you hide your candy?

Don't let anybody see
Nobody samples for free
So make like Lady Chablis
And hide your, hide your candy.

True ladies don't give it for free
And neither does a hussy.
They gotta pay the fee
If they wanna try your candy
Put away your sweets
This ain't trick or treat
So nobody can see
Your delicious candy.

Vanilla or chocolate,
Ain't getting none of it.
Caramel or butterscotch,
Not getting what you got.
Coffee, nougat, toffee,
Nobody get's to see.
Strawberry or raspberry,
Unless they pay your fee.

Lemon Drops, Dots, Ring Pops, and Zotz,
Tootsie Pops, Red Hots, Gum Drops
Dum Dums, Push Pops, Sugar Daddy's
Go and, go and hide your candy.
Sweet Hearts, Snow Caps, Sweet Tarts, Taffy,
Valentine Hearts, Snaps, Bit-Oh-Honey
Gummy bears, Haribo, Trolli
Gotta, gotta hide your candy.

Don't let anybody see
Nobody samples for free
So make like Lady Chablis
And hide your, hide your candy.
No free samples today
Of my candy buffet
Not gonna give it away
Might change my mind if you pay

Do you like candy? I'm sure you do
I'll give you a sample or two
Might let you have a bite
If the price is right.
Everybody wants to taste my yum-yum
Wanna piece of this bubble gum
Might try your candy too,
If compensation is what you do.
Gonna lick that Lollipop 
Let you try my gum drops,
Won't you come in my candy shop?
Make a stop and sample what I've got.

Vanilla or chocolate,
Ain't getting none of it.
Caramel or butterscotch,
Not getting what I got.
Coffee, nougat, toffee,
Nobody get's to see.
Strawberry or raspberry 
Unless they pay my fee.

Twizzlers and Twix, Nerds, Pixie Sticks
Tic Tac, Sixlets, Razzlers, Chiclets
Laffy Taffy, Hot Tamales
Time to, time to hide your candy

Cadbury, See's, Ghiradelli,
Hershey, Godiva, Andy's
Aero, M&M's, Galaxy
Go and, go and hide your candy
Skittles, Smarties, Good N Plenty,
Bottle Caps, Pop Rocks, Jujubees
Mike & Ike and Jelly Babies
Won't you, won't you hide your candy?

Lemon Drops, Dots, Ring Pops, and Zotz,
Tootsie Pops, Red Hots, Gum Drops
Dum Dums, Push Pops, Sugar Daddy's
Go and, go and hide your candy.
Sweet hearts, Snow Caps, Sweet Tarts, Taffy,
Valentine Hearts, Snaps, Bit-Oh-Honey
Gummy Bears, Haribo, Trolli
Gotta, Gotta hide your candy.

Don't let anybody see
Nobody samples for free
So make like Lady Sha-Blee
And hide your, hide your candy.
No free samples today
Of my candy buffet
Not gonna give it away
Might change my mind if you pay

Slutopia 2: Sloppy 2nd

Hide Your Candy

Hide Your Candy (Single Mix)

Off the album "Slutopia 2: Sloppy 2nd" by Eden's Slutz.
A tribute to Canadian men.

Dedicated to Mitch Hartwell.
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LYRICS:

"O Canada, O Canada, OH CANADA!"

"Fuck Canada", well that's just what I'll do
Gonna fuck a Canadian or two
Already had grade A American
Gonna try some Canadian bacon
Gotta be bold up where it's cold
A Canuck knows how to warm me up
Such a fan for a Canadian man
Up to where it snows is where I gotta go

Need a royal Mountie
To royally mount me
Need a hockey athlete 
Between my sheets
Such a huge fan
Of a Canadian man
If an American can't do it
A Canadian man can

I'm wanna fuck a Canuck
Come and smack my puck
With your hockey stick
Horny for Canadian dick
Americans are just okay
Canucks do it a different way 
Stroke my beaver with your hands
Wanna fuck a Canadian man

Vancouver, Toronto,
Up north is where I'll go
Quebec, Ontario,
Up north where it snows
Labrador, New Foundland,
Don't know where to begin
Alberta, Edmonton 
Gotta find me a Canadian

Gonna head up North 
To find a man who will go south
Need that polite Canadian mouth
Gets me wetter than Niagara Falls
When he is bigger than
The West Edmonton Mall
Don't care if he injures me
Since health care up there is free

Need a royal Mountie
To royally mount me
Need a hockey athlete 
Between my sheets
Such a huge fan
Of a Canadian man
If an American can't do it
A Canadian man can

I'm wanna fuck a Canuck
A Canuck I wanna fuck
Gonna grab his hockey stick
Horny four Canadian dick
Americans are Just okay
Canucks do it a different way 
Stroke my beaver with your hands
Wanna fuck a Canadian man

Justin Bieber or Trudeau
Canada's where I'll go
Ryan Gosling or Reynolds
Gonna strike me some Yukon Gold
Labrador, New Foundland,
Don't know where to begin
Alberta, Edmonton 
Gotta find me a Canadian.

Spill your gravy on my poutine 
Butter up my tart
Thirsty for your maple syrup
Warming up my heart
Pollinate my bunchberry flower
Ready to climb your C.N. Tower
Gonna head up north today
Up into Canada, Eh?

"O Canada, O Canada, OH CANADA!"

Need a royal Mountie
To royally mount me
Need a hockey athlete 
Between my sheets
Such a huge fan
Of a Canadian man
If an American can't do it
A Canadian man can

I'm wanna fuck a Canuck
Come and smack my puck
With your hockey stick
Horny for Canadian dick
Americans are just okay
Canucks do it a different way
Stroke my beaver with your hands
Wanna fuck a Canadian Man

Vancouver, Toronto,
Up north is where I'll go
Quebec, Ontario,
Up north where it snows
Justin Bieber or Trudeau
Canada's where I'll go
Ryan Gosling or Reynolds
Gonna strike me some Yukon Gold.
Labrador, New Foundland,
Don't know where to begin
Alberta, Edmonton 
Gotta find me a Canadian.

"O Canada, O Canada, OH CANADA!!!"

Fuck A Canuck

F*ck A Canuck (Epic Mix)

The single for "Fuck A Canuck" off the album "Slutopia 2: Sloppy Second" A naughty tribute to Canadian men.
Featuring an alternative mix to the song "Haters No Mind".

Dedicated to Mitch Hartwell.
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LYRICS:

"O Canada, O Canada, OH CANADA!"

"Fuck Canada", well that's just what I'll do
Gonna fuck a Canadian or two
Already had grade A American
Gonna try some Canadian bacon
Gotta be bold up where it's cold
A Canuck knows how to warm me up
Such a fan for a Canadian man
Up to where it snows is where I gotta go

Need a royal Mountie
To royally mount me
Need a hockey athlete
Between my sheets
Such a huge fan
Of a Canadian man
If an American can't do it
A Canadian man can

I'm wanna fuck a Canuck
Come and smack my puck
With your hockey stick
Horny for Canadian dick
Americans are just okay
Canucks do it a different way
Stroke my beaver with your hands
Wanna fuck a Canadian man

Vancouver, Toronto,
Up north is where I'll go
Quebec, Ontario,
Up north where it snows
Labrador, New Foundland,
Don't know where to begin
Alberta, Edmonton
Gotta find me a Canadian

Gonna head up North
To find a man who will go south
Need that polite Canadian mouth
Gets me wetter than Niagara Falls
When he is bigger than
The West Edmonton Mall
Don't care if he injures me
Since health care up there is free

Need a royal Mountie
To royally mount me
Need a hockey athlete
Between my sheets
Such a huge fan
Of a Canadian man
If an American can't do it
A Canadian man can

I'm wanna fuck a Canuck
A Canuck I wanna fuck
Gonna grab his hockey stick
Horny four Canadian dick
Americans are Just okay
Canucks do it a different way
Stroke my beaver with your hands
Wanna fuck a Canadian man

Justin Bieber or Trudeau
Canada's where I'll go
Ryan Gosling or Reynolds
Gonna strike me some Yukon Gold
Labrador, New Foundland,
Don't know where to begin
Alberta, Edmonton
Gotta find me a Canadian.

Spill your gravy on my poutine
Butter up my tart
Thirsty for your maple syrup
Warming up my heart
Pollinate my bunchberry flower
Ready to climb your C.N. Tower
Gonna head up north today
Up into Canada, Eh?

"O Canada, O Canada, OH CANADA!"

Need a royal Mountie
To royally mount me
Need a hockey athlete
Between my sheets
Such a huge fan
Of a Canadian man
If an American can't do it
A Canadian man can

I'm wanna fuck a Canuck
Come and smack my puck
With your hockey stick
Horny for Canadian dick
Americans are just okay
Canucks do it a different way
Stroke my beaver with your hands
Wanna fuck a Canadian Man

Vancouver, Toronto,
Up north is where I'll go
Quebec, Ontario,
Up north where it snows
Justin Bieber or Trudeau
Canada's where I'll go
Ryan Gosling or Reynolds
Gonna strike me some Yukon Gold.
Labrador, New Foundland,
Don't know where to begin
Alberta, Edmonton
Gotta find me a Canadian.

"O Canada, O Canada, OH CANADA!!!"

F*ck A Canuck (Horny Mix)

"Slut It Up" is the lead single from the debut album "Slutopia" by Eden's Slutz, an anthem dedicated to sluts around the world.

"Slutopia" is the debut album by Eden's Slutz, the world's naughtiest girl group. You're not supposed to listen to it, but you know you want to! Featuring the songs "Pants Down", "S-L-U-T", "Bang, Bang, Bang" and "Amber Alert". 

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Slut It Up (Single Mix)

"Slutopia" is the debut album by Eden's Slutz, the world's naughtiest girl group. You're not supposed to listen to it, but you know you want to! Featuring the songs "Pants Down", "S-L-U-T", "Bang, Bang, Bang" and "Amber Alert". 

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Amber Alert (Pop Mix)

"Lovin' Oven" is the first single off our album "Pimp & Ho" by us, Eden's Slutz, a yummy, sweet, fun and fluffy bubblegum pop track, featuring cheerleading chants and synth vibes. We think it's out tastiest song ever, you'll wanna eat it all up and leave no crumbs.
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LYRICS:

LOVIN' OVEN

My cookie cookie cookie
Needs some nookie nookie nookie

Won't you stir my batter?
Brown or white it don't matter
Pour it on my platter
Hope it doesn't splatter
Pastry's ready to be stuffed
Prue Leith won't get enough

My cupcake is nice and hot
Won't you give it a shot?
Take a bite of my goods
Just like Paul Hollywood
Taste it and give it a go
Better than the Baking Show

I hope your nuts are
(Stodgy, stodgy, stodgy)
They'll make my bottom
(Soggy, soggy, soggy)

My oven is
(Nice and hot)
Come and sample
(What it's got)
Won't you try my
(Tasty muffin)
It's fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My oven is
(Nice and fresh)
My cookie is
(Simply the best)
My buns are
(Ready for stuffin')
They're fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My cookie, cookie, cookie
Needs some nookie, nookie, nookie
Don't be a rookie, rookie, rookie
Taste my cookie, cookie, cookie

Grab a slice of my cake
Don't be shy for God's sake
Eat more than you can take
Took Mom nine months to bake
Invite all of your friends
So good they'll want seconds

Get a slice of my pie
It might squirt in your eye
Hope it won't stain your shirt
It's a juicy moist dessert
I used prime flour in this feast
Hope there's not too much yeast

I hope your nuts are
(Stodgy, stodgy, stodgy)
They'll make my bottom
(Soggy, soggy, soggy)

My oven is
(Nice and hot)
Come and sample
(What it's got)
Won't you try my
(Tasty muffin)
It's fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My oven is
(Nice and fresh)
My cookie is
(Simply the best)
My buns are
(Ready for stuffin')
They're fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My cookie, cookie, cookie
Needs some nookie, nookie, nookie
Don't be a rookie, rookie, rookie
Taste my cookie, cookie, cookie

Good French patisserie
Ain't got nothing on me
I'll sample your eclair
If it's messy I don't care
Filled with Cream makes fat girl's scream
It is a foodie's wet dream

I hope your nuts are
(Stodgy, stodgy, stodgy)
They'll make my bottom
(Soggy, soggy, soggy)

My oven is
(Nice and hot)
Come and sample
(What it's got)
Won't you try my
(Tasty muffin)
It's fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My oven is
(Nice and fresh)
My cookie is
(Simply the best)
My buns are
(Ready for stuffin')
They're fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My oven is
(Nice and hot)
Come and sample
(What it's got)
Won't you try my
(Tasty muffin)
It's fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My oven is
(Nice and fresh)
My cookie is
(Simply the best)
My buns are
(Ready for stuffin')
They're fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My oven is
(Nice and fresh)
My cookie is
(Simply the best)
My buns are
(Ready for stuffin')
They're fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My oven is
(Nice and hot)
Come and sample
(What it's got)
Won't you try my
(Tasty muffin)
It's fresh out my
(Lovin' oven)

My cookie, cookie, cookie
Needs some nookie, nookie, nookie
Don't be a rookie, rookie, rookie
Taste my cookie, cookie, cookie

Lovin' Oven

Lovin' Oven (Single Mix)

"S-L-U-T" by Eden's Slutz, features tropical vibes, and a Caribbean calypso sound. A Summery pop song. Featuring the B-side "Me Likey Likey" with reggae vibes.

S-L-U-T

S-L-U-T (Sunny Mix)

"Joe Job" is the second single from Skanky Broz, taken from the album "Male Popstitution".

Joe Job

Joe Job (Unload Remix)

"My Other Ride" is the 2nd single off "Whorlando", a wild high octane song about the best ride in Orlando.

Listen to our entire album "Whorlando" here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/ZvpEn5uNKgl38RJtdZ
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LYRICS:

Picked me up on the street
The corner is where we meet
Now we are in his backseat
Turning up the heat
As he's Holding up my feet
Service that you just can't beat

Watch my rear fender bend
As he's bumping my back end.
Hope there's no transmissions
In this rear collision

Their other ride's a Toyota
Her other ride is a Honda
His ride is a Mercedes benz
My other ride is your boyfriend

Don't got a Impala
Don't got an Accord
Don't got a Corolla
Your boyfriend is what I board

I'm taking his stick shift
He's honking my headlights
While slamming my back door
If you'd done your job right
He wouldn't need a whore
To satisfy him at night

Watch my rear fender bend
As he's bumping my back end.
Hope there's no emissions
In this rear collision

Your other ride is a Toyota
Her other ride is a Honda
His ride is a Mercedes benz
My other ride is your boyfriend

Your other ride is a Vespa
Her other ride is a Tesla
His ride is an Astin Martin
But my other ride is your husband

Don't got a Pontiac 
Don't got a Concorde
Don't got a Cadillac
Your husband is what I board

Don't need an Uber
Don't need a Lyft
Don't need a taxi
Your boyfriend is where I sit

Needs a slut to rev him up
Needs a ho to make him go
Needs a skank to turn his crank
Needs someone to make him cum
He Needs a dirty hooker 
To fire his cylinders
If you can't please your man
Remember that a hussy can

My highway has no skidmarks
No oil spills where I park

Their favorite ride is the log flume
Her favorite ride's the Drop of Doom
His favorite ride are the dodgems
My favorite ride is your boyfriend 

Their other ride is a Vespa
Her other ride is a Tesla
His ride is an Astin Martin
But my other ride is your husband

Don't got a Impala
Don't got an Accord
Don't got a Corolla
Your boyfriend is what I board

Don't got a Pontiac 
Don't got a Concorde
Don't got a Cadillac
Your husband is what I board

Watch my rear fender bend
As he's bumping my back end.
Hope there's no transmissions
In this rear collision

Needs a slut to rev him up
Needs a ho to make him go
Needs a skank to turn his crank
Needs someone to make him cum

My Other Ride (Is Your Boyfriend)

Our second album "2nd Cuming" is out now! listen to it here on SoundCloud!:
https://on.soundcloud.com/6uQENlB52zYDylzooj

Visit www.skankybroz.com to learn more about us!

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What happens when you take 5 male strippers and turn them into a boy band? You get Skanky Broz.

We're Skanky Broz, a new kind of "boy band" unlike any other. We're based in Las Vegas, Nevada and our members included male strippers, male escorts, male sex workers and male adult entertainers.

Our music is a throwback to Boy Band tunes from the 90's, but with a naughty twist. Our goal is to get people hot and bothered with our naughty and sexy songs. We utilize innovative technologies such as autotune, AI and vocaloid technology to turn your fantasies into reality.

The story of Skanky Broz started back in 2016, when former sex worker turned madame, Eden Slutz, decided to open her own escorting business in Las Vegas, Nevada, called "Eden's Slutz". After the 2020 global pandemic, Madame Slutz needed to find another way to keep her girls in business. She decided to try another form of prostitution: The music business. With modern innovations such as AI and autotune, now anyone could be popstars. With the success of her girl group comprised of all female sex workers named "Eden's Slutz", Madame Slutz decided to branch out and expand her business: with males. Thus "Skanky Broz" was born. Male "popstitution" takes a whole new meaning with Skanky Broz!

Skanky Broz are:

-Austin: "Bad Bro"
-Jason: "Gigalo Bro:
-Justin: "Shy Bro"
-Nathan: "Baby Bro"
-Ethan: "Big Bro"

Other Members:
-Evan: "Hippie Bro"

Check out our sisters, "Eden's Slutz" on their official Soundcloud page: 
https://on.soundcloud.com/fvK1fuEhvpmHFZww9

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