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James’ Steady Beats

a collection of SoundCloud memes made out of other people's SoundCloud meme playlist..

spooky memes but consult your doctor first

A short ditti from James and The Express, used when James is about to take the Express out.

James Ditti - James and The Express (Series 1)

Thanks to Guite for the synths and Johnny Kobayakawa for the xylophone sample!

bill and ben sus remix

Original piece by Carson Marenka, from "Right on Time".

"James Travelling with Coach" Cover

Here's a little something different from me! I've been trying to get back into using my buddy Anthony's Jupiter presets, so you will probably be seeing more S1-3 stuff from me going forward. Here's the alternate version of James' Theme, as heard in James & the Coaches and Old Iron. Enjoy!

Drive Folder: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1P90rzP729wo5mngVXsxMXd1xP-1r0cka

I don’t mind if you use my music in your projects as long as it doesn't say "(DO NOT USE)" in the title. No need to ask me, just make sure to credit me somewhere. Thank you!

Series 1 - James' Travelling Theme

I can feel it

A Collection of track made from some of my favorite tunes that came from my childhood favorite "Thomas The Tank Engine & Friends". I just had some fun and put a lil extra flavor to it. Enjoy!

Gordon's Party Train

Thomas The Tank Engine Express

and I thought oh my god

THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE ft DONALD TRUMP (remix)

hey whats up guys its meme machine here
double upload for today

Ratsputin

Drain Circulation

Today I was walking to my friends house in the neighborhood, @alexjhan, and a bug flew on the back of my neck halfway up the neighborhood. I swatted it, not knowing what it was or thinking much of it. But it then it proceeded to fall into my shirt and was flying around in the back of my shirt. I tried shaking out my shirt, thinking that it had flown away, and started walking again. I was then stung by the little twat and threw my phone and cigarette into the air due to shock. It hurt like a bitch. I eventually came to the conclusion that it made it's way out of my shirt (again, unable to see it as it was behind me) and started to walk once more. I was then stung two more times in my back, and it kept flying around inside of my shirt. I was freaking out and in much pain, and I ended up pulling up my shirt over my head in the middle of my neighborhood (I hope nobody was outside/looking out their window) and had figured that was the end of it, so I put my shirt back on, picked up my phone and cigarette and once more, started walking toward alex's house. MOTHER OF FUCK IT WAS STILL IN MY SHIRT. I drop my phone and cigarette again and feel it flying down my sleeve, stinging me along my arm. I pull my arm out of the sleeve and look down my neck hole trying desperately to at least spot the smug bastard. But he was never to be found. I made this shitpost out of stress.

Bee City

Thomas The Tank Engine Main Theme - George Carlin

"Gordon always pulled the big express. it was full of important people like the Fat Controller and Gordon was seeing just how fast he could go."

Vocals: Light 'Em Up (Fall Out Boy)
Instrumental: Gordon the Big Engine's theme (Michael O'Donnell and Junior Campbell, Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends Soundtrack)

I do not own any of the footage contained in this video, none of this is meant to make a profit.
Thomas and Friends is owned by HiT Entertainment and Mattel.

Light the Express Up

I decided to rework a midi from the keyboard days.  I'd say it came out nicely!  Enjoy!

James the Red Engine's Annoyed Theme (Season 1)

Be Who You Are and Go Far | UK (BEST QUALITY)

Source audio provided by @throwawayface
The name of the folder said audio came in was interesting, as well.

"fun facts with fuckity mcflurb, according to Maury Laws's original sheet music manuscripts Snow Miser is actually spelled 'Sno-Miser' which is stupid but hey" - bae, 2019

SnoOooW

James' Racing Theme (Captain Punjab)

hey hey hey, megalovaniay

i was fucking around with WW twisted trying to find the YAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAhAHhHHhh (as heard in Nail Call and that one weightlifting Jimmy microgame) and for reasons I no longer remember even slightly I started doing some frosty improv shit where karen actually does what i want her to when heekee takes el hat off of mitten fromney. i alt+tabbed into audacity and recorded this tripe thereafter.

that sound at the end was just me making really gargly wind noises with Paulstretch. It ended up sounding really cool.

awful-rosty the snohhman

fresh bus of bel air

Troublesome Trucks Make You Lose Control

Not mine k. The original belongs to S.A. Music

James The Red Engine’s Theme but It’s broken

Danger, Danger, Slug Operator

"Water's nothing to an engine with determination"
Curb Your Enthusiasm but in S1/2 Style :)
Enjoy
Free to use with credit

Curb Your Special Coal

low effort zelda cd-i audio poop

Quota is full New account: harrisonfan07
Still don’t know anymore

James The Red Engine’s Theme but It’s broken

Peter Sam’s Funky TTTE tunez