will wood - suburbia overture / greetings from mary bell township! / (vampire) culture / love me, normally ( slowed + pitched + vampire culture part only )

vampire culture

& (Tally Hall)

Turn The Lights Off (Tally Hall)

2econd 2ight 2eer (that was fun goodbye) will wood

I could drink your blood if you let me, baby
Hang from your rafters patchwork and paisley
I could suck you dry on the rocks with a twist but
Just like a vampire I don't exist.

Walkie-talkie static white-noise telepath
Can you read between the Morse code lines?
Dead from the neck up but living just enough to beg you
"Pretty boy, please let me die"

Well I could drink your blood if you let me, baby
Drain you of your love until you hate me

I could take your life if you're done with it sweetheart
You still picking at that? Only ate the good parts
Hey whatever works, I'm a cheap date (Check please!)
Falling off the bone I'm awful glad we met

We only ever notice what's in front of us
Read over my shoulder, breathin' down my neck
Are we on the same page yet? I'm getting old here!
Come on don't you get it? What the heck? Oh

I could drink your blood if you let me, baby
Drain you of your love until you hate me

Yes, to err is human, so don't be one!
This was a mistake I'll take my leave
But before I go let me know if you see a
Little black bag with a toe-tag please

If you don't hate me then reanimate me
Prove it to me baby, lightning in my veins these
Instincts I've managed to stave mean
Monsters must be people too, huh, oh jeez!

I could drink your blood if you let me baby
Drain you of your love until you hate me
I will drink your blood till your lips turn blue
Drain you of your love if you want me to

Camp Here & There: Campfire Songs Edition

Yes, To Err Is Human, So Don't Be One. (Song)

Lyrics for Thermodynamic Lawyer, Esq. G.F.D. by Will Wood and the Tapeworms from Everything is a Lot omitted by request of attorney.

Thermodynamic Lawyer Esq, G.F.D.

From "Everything is a Lot" by Will Wood and the Tapeworms.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl5XUM_qoN4

Six-up, five-oh, pigs come, I cop n’ go. 
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos. 
Good luck finding critters creepy as me. They shoulda fried me, I’ll give ya PTSD 
Vodka shots droppin’ down the throat they been stompin’ on. 
Cockin’ guns, lockin’ up, the quotas all for shock n’ awe. 
Drivin’s tirin’, and I been hot-wirin’ to make my get away from the jailbreak riot and 
Cellmates scrapin’ upon the bricks in the basement, 
tryin’ to escape this probation generation- too late! 
Crazy fuckers’ gotta do the time. 
Committed to the mental ward, committing all the crimes. 
I’m alive and kickin’ till the split ends fray. 
Maybe plead insane, guilty, but I’m not to blame! 
I’m a slave to the main vein, sprayin’ on the mainframe. 
Suffering the infrastructure, hoping I can maintain! 
Oh how I know how I go how I go. Ask me a question the answer I know. 
Yes or no options don’t weigh out and so; I don’t ever see the cons and the pros. 

You bare a striking resemblance. 
Some kind of semblance of somethin’ I been rememberin’. 
You appear familiar dear. You look just like my bathroom mirror. 
Please policeman- no heel-to-toe. Oh please, let me go! 
Please police- is it a test? I won’t know till I’m under arrest. 

The drunk-tank’s blood red. Junkie’s gonna relapse. 
Some think punk’s dead, me I don’t believe that. 
Rock n’ roll gatherin’ the moss till I be that lichen-coated boulder, make you slip, 
Bust your kneecap! 
Open on the amazon, hide the cure for cancer. 
I’m Lance Armstrong, you’re the necromancer. 
Slash n’ burn, crash into the 42nd answer, 
all my fellow skeletons adore the army ants here. 
Flies on my eyeballs, scabs on my elbows. 
Heaven knows God’s sittin’ up there like “Hell no!” 
Only one thing comes to those who wait. Is it too late to embrace your fate? 
My death come swiftly and gently to you. 
Mayhem, cry mayday, and oncoming doom. 
Save your convictions, they never will do. What you say’s at least 1/6 billionth true. 

You bare a striking resemblance. 
Some kind of semblance of somethin’ I been rememberin’. 
You appear familiar dear. You look just like my bathroom mirror. 
Please policeman- no heel-to-toe. Oh please, let me go! 
Please police- is it a test? I won’t know till I’m under arrest. 

Am I being detained? Am I under arrest? 
Read me my rights please. I want my phone call. 
Please policeman- no heel-to-toe. Oh please, let me go! 
Please police- is it a test? I won’t know till I’m under arrest.

6up 5Oh CopOut (Pro/Con)

Bear Ghost covers Will Wood's "BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA"

BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA

Aphrodite, Your Electric Sexiness (Upgrade) master

listen to the whole song youll prolly laugh

This is a cover of a song originally written by Neil Cicierega (aka Lemon Demon) for his album Spirit Phone. You can find the original song here: https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/as-your-father-i-expressly-forbid-it

Download: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1lplaj-gzVOWIc-cr65pSIS698QnvdgMe?usp=sharing

Lyrics:
Hey, turn your techno music down
Your grandpa's coming by tonight
Now, I don't wanna hear it
We'll be having macaroni
You will be polite
When he's here tonight
Don't talk about the internet
Your grandpa doesn't understand
You will not bring your GameBoy
Or whatever to the table
Do you understand?
He doesn't understand

As your father I expressly forbid it
As your father I expressly forbid it
As your father I expressly forbid it
I'm your dad
I'm your dad

What happened to my medicine?
The stuff I take to keep my hair
It's obvious you stole it
And you sold it on the street
'Cause you don't even care
If I lose my hair
Okay, I found my medicine
I'm sorry that I yelled at you
But let this be a lesson
If you ever steal my medicine
That's what I'll do
I'll yell at you

As your father I expressly forbid it
As your father I expressly forbid it
As your father I expressly forbid it
I'm your dad
I'm your dad

As your father I expressly forbid it
As your father I expressly forbid it
As your father I expressly forbid it
I'm your dad
As your father I expressly forbid it
As your father I expressly forbid it
As your father I expressly forbid it
I'm your dad
I'm your dad

As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It (Lemon Demon Cover)

An individual with a very interesting music taste.

2econd 2ight 2eer (that was fun goodbye) will wood

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