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will wood - suburbia overture / greetings from mary bell township! / (vampire) culture / love me, normally ( slowed + pitched + vampire culture part only )

vampire culture

2econd 2ight 2eer (that was fun goodbye) will wood

it wasn't on soundcloud yet so, fine. i'll do it myself 

will wood - your body, my temple

Cótiles - Applecore Remix (Teaser)(OLD) CST05 UNOFFICIAL MIX [Friday Night Funkin  Popcorn Edition]

I’m that first-person they talk about in all the books
I’m that perspective you cannot doubt, see how I look
Control the narrative reliably, baby it’s all about me
And I wrote the book about throwing the book at those who
Don’t do it by it
So now I’m holding myself hostage, Stockholm lust just looks like justice
And enough lefts don’t make the right but two wrongs do
Oh man, Sun Tzu would love this.
Beating my dead high horse off the high road to low ground cause
If you shake your fist at snakes in grass it looks like punching down.

So God forbid I’m seen just as an average human being
I mean, imagine if protagonists just died in the first scene
I’m the gap between a tragedy and comedy, don’t come at me
I’m the main character, and you have to like me

I loot plot-armor from NPC’s, well they are to me
Trite tropes, traits, traumas, trinkets, and treats. It’s all XP. Look in the
Sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane, no it’s super-ego! The underdog you cheer for
Villains are everywhere, that’s how I know I’m the hero
So tie me to the train tracks, laugh and snidely twist your mustache, Snidely Whiplash
Boris Badinov, ignorin’ me’s bad enough, where do you get off?
Da, das vadanya darling, Daleks in high collars monologue 
And I outsmart them with a ray-gun and a tweet

So God forbid I’m seen just as an average human being
I mean, imagine if protagonists just died in the first scene
I’m the gap between a tragedy and comedy, don’t come at me
I’m the main character, and you have to like me

Judge me by what my cover shows, author becomes beyond reproach
You don’t know the prose, or if the spine is still intact.
Oh, like Alice fell to wonderland, come astroturf my Overton
Embolden my demand to live by alternative facts.

Her majesty says "the royal we demand a standard loyalty” 
An agreement to be reverent, lick the emperor’s new boots.
The court fool got the guillotine, the witches the stake, you the dopamine 
And Siemens made the Zyklon B, but we all still get the flu. (It’s nothing new)
We all do what we need to to get through.
But I ain’t done a fucking thing to you.

So god forbid I’m seen just as an average human being, I mean
Imagine if antagonists lacked any evil scheme
I’m the gap between a tragedy and comedy, don’t come at me
I’m the main character and you have to like me.

The Main Character

Eyes, lips, headshots
Now off to photoshop
Take a hit, don’t stop
The fame, your brain it rots 

(Eyelashes and butcher knives)
I’m gonna cut you
(Candy land paradise)
I’ll rip your skin off your bones
(Cigarettes, bar fights)
I’m gonna burn you
(Friend requests, 50 likes)
Make sure you never grow old

PC4PC
You’ll never get me
Trashy liner, graphic tees
I wear it perfectly 

Self-conscious fake love
Hide it with makeup
Watch the numbers going up
Once they see through you, you’re done

Bitch you shouldn’t mess with me
Now you’ll see the best of me
Haters and the press agree
I’m the front line that you see

Catch me with all the riches
Fast cars and fly bitches
See who’s numbers grow the quickest
I’m the line, you’ll never finish

Makeup on and hair done
Don’t they know it’s a facade 

(Eyelashes and butcher knives)
I’m gonna cut you
(Candy land paradise)
I’ll rip your skin off your bones
(Cigarettes, bar fights)
I’m gonna burn you
(Friend requests, 50 likes)
Make sure you never grow old

PC4PC
You’ll never get me
Ugly haircut, messy tease
Pull it off flawlessly

Feel the the thoughts they’re taking over
Do the things the comments told you
Up all night, fuck being sober
We’re just kids, act like we’re older

Feel it crushing like a boulder
Paparazzi looking over your shoulder
People online, they pretend they know you
Never gonna stop till the fad is over

MySpace Called, They Want Their Crusty Ass Beat Back

NOTHING HERE IS MADE BY ME, EVERYTHING BELONGS TO WILL WOOD

I / Me / Myself (2024 Edit)

Lyrics for Thermodynamic Lawyer, Esq. G.F.D. by Will Wood and the Tapeworms from Everything is a Lot omitted by request of attorney.

Thermodynamic Lawyer Esq, G.F.D.

From "Everything is a Lot" by Will Wood and the Tapeworms.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl5XUM_qoN4

Six-up, five-oh, pigs come, I cop n’ go. 
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos. 
Good luck finding critters creepy as me. They shoulda fried me, I’ll give ya PTSD 
Vodka shots droppin’ down the throat they been stompin’ on. 
Cockin’ guns, lockin’ up, the quotas all for shock n’ awe. 
Drivin’s tirin’, and I been hot-wirin’ to make my get away from the jailbreak riot and 
Cellmates scrapin’ upon the bricks in the basement, 
tryin’ to escape this probation generation- too late! 
Crazy fuckers’ gotta do the time. 
Committed to the mental ward, committing all the crimes. 
I’m alive and kickin’ till the split ends fray. 
Maybe plead insane, guilty, but I’m not to blame! 
I’m a slave to the main vein, sprayin’ on the mainframe. 
Suffering the infrastructure, hoping I can maintain! 
Oh how I know how I go how I go. Ask me a question the answer I know. 
Yes or no options don’t weigh out and so; I don’t ever see the cons and the pros. 

You bare a striking resemblance. 
Some kind of semblance of somethin’ I been rememberin’. 
You appear familiar dear. You look just like my bathroom mirror. 
Please policeman- no heel-to-toe. Oh please, let me go! 
Please police- is it a test? I won’t know till I’m under arrest. 

The drunk-tank’s blood red. Junkie’s gonna relapse. 
Some think punk’s dead, me I don’t believe that. 
Rock n’ roll gatherin’ the moss till I be that lichen-coated boulder, make you slip, 
Bust your kneecap! 
Open on the amazon, hide the cure for cancer. 
I’m Lance Armstrong, you’re the necromancer. 
Slash n’ burn, crash into the 42nd answer, 
all my fellow skeletons adore the army ants here. 
Flies on my eyeballs, scabs on my elbows. 
Heaven knows God’s sittin’ up there like “Hell no!” 
Only one thing comes to those who wait. Is it too late to embrace your fate? 
My death come swiftly and gently to you. 
Mayhem, cry mayday, and oncoming doom. 
Save your convictions, they never will do. What you say’s at least 1/6 billionth true. 

You bare a striking resemblance. 
Some kind of semblance of somethin’ I been rememberin’. 
You appear familiar dear. You look just like my bathroom mirror. 
Please policeman- no heel-to-toe. Oh please, let me go! 
Please police- is it a test? I won’t know till I’m under arrest. 

Am I being detained? Am I under arrest? 
Read me my rights please. I want my phone call. 
Please policeman- no heel-to-toe. Oh please, let me go! 
Please police- is it a test? I won’t know till I’m under arrest.

6up 5Oh CopOut (Pro/Con)

Bear Ghost covers Will Wood's "BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA"

BlackBoxWarrior - OKULTRA

Aphrodite, Your Electric Sexiness (Upgrade) master

listen to the whole song youll prolly laugh

SELF-iSH

Dr. Sunshine is Dead (feat. Alex Nauth)

Dr. Sunshine Is Dead

This is a cover of a song originally written by Neil Cicierega (aka Lemon Demon) for his album Spirit Phone. You can find the original song here: https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/as-your-father-i-expressly-forbid-it

Download: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1lplaj-gzVOWIc-cr65pSIS698QnvdgMe?usp=sharing

Lyrics:
Hey, turn your techno music down
Your grandpa's coming by tonight
Now, I don't wanna hear it
We'll be having macaroni
You will be polite
When he's here tonight
Don't talk about the internet
Your grandpa doesn't understand
You will not bring your GameBoy
Or whatever to the table
Do you understand?
He doesn't understand

As your father I expressly forbid it
As your father I expressly forbid it
As your father I expressly forbid it
I'm your dad
I'm your dad

What happened to my medicine?
The stuff I take to keep my hair
It's obvious you stole it
And you sold it on the street
'Cause you don't even care
If I lose my hair
Okay, I found my medicine
I'm sorry that I yelled at you
But let this be a lesson
If you ever steal my medicine
That's what I'll do
I'll yell at you

As your father I expressly forbid it
As your father I expressly forbid it
As your father I expressly forbid it
I'm your dad
I'm your dad

As your father I expressly forbid it
As your father I expressly forbid it
As your father I expressly forbid it
I'm your dad
As your father I expressly forbid it
As your father I expressly forbid it
As your father I expressly forbid it
I'm your dad
I'm your dad

As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It (Lemon Demon Cover)

Cat Hacks.mp3

"a mask of my own face" by lemon demon from their "Nature Tapes" EP

!!! support the artist !!!
https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/

"a mask of my own face" - lemon demon

An individual with a very interesting music taste.

why cant i listen to Mcr and PtV in poland :(

the bg pic is a joke ITS A JOKE ITS A /J NOT /SRS

2econd 2ight 2eer (that was fun goodbye) will wood

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