We’re back with the music video about a game studio that brought us a variety of classics, but never released any game with number 3 in its name — VALVE. The company behind Half-Life, Portal, Counter-Strike, Team Fortress, Left 4 Dead, DOTA 2 and much more. 

ELLEN MCLAIN, the original voice of GLaDOS from “Portal” and “Portal 2”, agreed to sing the part of everyone's favourite mad robot. 

THE STUPENDIUM, the amazing nerdcore artist who you know and love, performed the Gabe Newell’s part! 

And finally, we got Valve’s CEO, GABE NEWELL himself, to record a couple of lines for the beginning and the end of the song!

released March 29, 2021 
“Count to Three” by 
THE CHALKEATERS 

Executive producer / songwriter: 
Alios

Sound producer / lead arranger / engineer: 
Masel

Arranger / guitars / choir production: 
Ergy

Lead artist / art director: 
Pondis

Lead animator / video composer: 
Lenich

Character animator: 
Yumi the Cat 

Gabe Newell vocals: The Stupendium
GLaDOS vocals: Ellen McLain (original voice of GLaDOS) 
Alyx vocals: Holly Turton 

Supporting arranger / piano: Dmitry Kovzel 
Drums: Matias Menarguez 
Trumpet: Bruno Brito 
Saxophones: Weber Marely 
Trombone: Felipe Coelho 
Supporting artists: Hunternif, Koldan Grey, Freskovich, QuietVictories 

Choir: Hineko, Vasya, Martie, Chaos Angel, tooi_cat, Venix, Walter, Dmitry Litvinov, Tsumikashi, Lenich, Ergy, Dmitry Kovzel, Nikdoge, Felya, Jerico, Choki, Finch under cover, BertyDahlia, Victor Bird 

Mastered by Stuart Hawkes at Metropolis Studios 

Special thanks to: 
Gabe Newell and Michael ‘Lewi’ Lewington for recording Gabe’s awesome cameo! 
Erik Wolpaw for allowing us to use Valve’s characters for the song! 
Jamie Lopez, Wendi Wills, Tom McGurk for helping us to get Ellen on board 
Bill Van Buren for helping us with the GLaDOS voice 
ZhenyaHacker, Kizuru and Martie for being our favourite test subjects 
Vasya, Nikita Dobrinskiy, Chaos Angel for great ideas and overall support

Count To Three (feat. The Stupendium and Ellen McLain)

OUTDATED, New version here:
https://soundcloud.com/hydrogenlogic/ken-ashcorp-absolute-territory-re-cover

So I finished that shitpost I gave up on after watching Ceno0's Pootis Engage EXTREME TF2 animation...
You guys should still go watch it cuz it's so good, like holy shit. Hope you guys would still enjoy this full shitpost.

EDIT: I removed the original song's intro because it was just for a bit I wanted to do on the youtube version. I also improved the mixing a bit.

Feel free to join my Discord server!
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Thumbnail taken from Ceno0's video, edited by me.
Go watch Ceno0's video:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGJBUauU-CE&t=49s

Absolute Territory by Ken Ashcorp
www.youtube.com/c/kenashcorp

LYRICS if you can't really hear them right (isolated vocals kinda suck I know):
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She's got a fetish for fine art
A pair of knee-socks and an oversized sweatshirt
She goes right to my heart
She comes a'knocking with her stocking and I get hurt

I get the feeling I'm in deep
Troubled waters but they're only thigh-high
This kind of girl don't get no sleep
Don't wake your father, skip the starters, strap those garters up
Oh my my!

Checkered pattern on your skirt
I see you flaunting, see you taunting, it's so sickening
I can't resist the way you flirt
I should be dead but my heartbeat's quickening

I get the feeling less is more
It's an excuse just to shake your little derrière
That ratio; a perfect score
A girl's status is measured by her denier

Lie down baby
Arch your back now
Maybe you can help me get what I want
Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine
It's all about the game and what you flaunt

Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you
When you know that you're not teasing me
She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory

(You're so hotly contested, here's a tip
You should rename your thighs to the Gaza Strip)

That's it, baby, take control
You're so enticing, mesmerizing, don't know how to react
You're gonna steal my very soul
More manslaughter than the third impact

I see you strutting in that pleat
Double-taking, yeah I'm shaking and you know it shows
This kind of girl just can't be beat
She whispers in my ear
Take off your clothes

Lie down baby
Arch your back now
Maybe you can help me get what I want
Curve your little spine and tell me that you're mine
It's all about the game and what you flaunt

Yeah, I know that there's no pleasing you
When you know that you're not teasing me
She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory

(OUTDATED) Ken Ashcorp - Absolute Territory (Cover V1)

all credit goes to Lackadaisy and the team working on it

lackadaisy.com

LACKADAISY  Jazz Cat Dance Loop

The mercenaries after committing 20 war crimes in less than 5 minutes:

I’m Only Humann (TF2 Mercs Edition)

ABSOLUTE TERRITORY - Ken Ashcorp (OVERDRIVE MIX)

Crazy La Paint

Distant Cathedral

Confinement Special - In The Pines (an SCP Animation)

Hello C O M R A D E S! We Need To Get The 
A S S ! 

BLU Heavy: "D A !"

RED Heavy: "Y I S, The A S S Must Be 
C L A I M E D !"

Hello my comrades I got another wonderful song but with the B A S S  B O O S T E D it's from The Pootis Engage Animation! I believe people on the English side of SoundCloud are having trouble finding this S O N G so here you go guys! go support the animation and go enjoy the Original Song that the Russian Rush was playing to get that A S S! Enjoy! ♥️ (◕o◕ )

(Have any requests? Put a comment telling me the cover with the link in your comment!)

Pootis Engage Animation: https://youtu.be/t2wxFRxXPIA

Original Song: 
https://youtu.be/_kj4iHxaueU


(Edit: 420 L i k e s?? (      ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
(Edit 2: Ty for the 1,000 likes guys! ❤️)
(Edit 3: My God almost 2,000 likes!? ty guys!💜)

Pootis Engage - Russian Rush For ASS (English Name) Smeshariki - from the screw(bass boosted)

Once again, I do not own this track. All credit goes to Metal Fortress for this amazing track! 
Here's their Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu5mvfbtdqWv3FXs-cD6Fug
Here's the link to the original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkm_RniovfQ
Go check them out!

P.S. If any thot bots or free plays/followers bots comment here, prepare to be called a wench. I hate you.

Soldier Of Dance Remix (Kazotsky Kick)By Metal Fortress

i dont own this the creator of this remix is in the title

Confinement Special - In The Pines (an SCP Animation)

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