all canon (acceptable/proud of) songs featuring me chronologically

this includes
- solo releases (on here, alts, and compilations)
- demos
- features

the canon mintyverse

songs that make me go "whoa" and then click save

whoa v.2

Batter

bozo? bozo!

like a kiss (demo)

Test to see if people like this stuff on here, will upload more VGM like stuff in future

Dogs And Cats

Kepler - 62

wtf vai5000 you are literally a murder i saw it happen i saw the crime i saw it in real time i was in general two why did you gary gary this way why   why are you so coldhearted the world will neever be the same i drownin my tears aagahh   garyyy yy y     i weep for thee

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It is with great sadness that we must inform you that the beloved voice chat room known as "Gary" has disappeared without a trace. Despite our best efforts, we have been unable to locate the room or determine the cause of its disappearance.

For those who may be unfamiliar, Gary was a popular hangout spot for many Blisscord users, offering a space for casual conversation and laughter among friends. Its absence has left a hole in our community that we fear may never be filled.

We understand that this news may be difficult to process, and we ask that you please respect the privacy of those who may be affected by this loss. We are working tirelessly to investigate the situation and will keep you updated with any new developments.

In the meantime, let us remember the good times we shared in Gary and honor its memory by continuing to support and uplift one another within our community. Rest in peace, Gary. You will be sorely missed.

R.I.P Gary.

mintymints - i am hugging gary thru the astral plane

self prod
vocals by me, @blissom, @d4niboi, @mintymints7, @jessicamaywhat, @quququinny, & @micahcallari

this shit took 2.5 years to finish LMAO

lyrics:

blissom:
[?]
boys can get lost, cause you know it's a girls night!

gupsemicolon:
y'all thought you had us till we pulled up with some nerf guns
you nothing but distraction while i go to make a drinks run
back the hell up, this lego uzi weigh a ton
i'm just toying with you bro, but you ain't no fun!

if you talk shit you get socked like its icarly
if this 808 breaks your speakers, i am not sorry
if i want it, imma have it my way like its burger king
walk into the function, make they jaws drop, #justgirlythings

of course it's cap rap, i don't leave my house
unless I'm breaking into yours (and i'm quiet as a mouse!)
hit a lick on your savings to do some robux buying
to any federal agents listening, i am literally lying

shoutout maia, went and took 2 jets, fuck the no-fly
went across the country got back and had some five guys
looking like some catboys, so i beat they ass nine times
get your ass on, your time is up, its me and my friends in the spotlight

daniboi:
hop in the back of my cart going fast
gonna ride around the block like we'll never run out of gas
these people piss me off, put a hole in one, take out the trash
pull up to your landlord's house and drive it right through the glass
pull up to the target/cvs like "where's the addy?"
just got my adhd diagnosis, i need the addy
kidnapping your isp and then i'm making them my caddy
told me not to scare the hoes, so i put on geogaddi

mentholgrrl:
i pull up to mcdonald's, order twenty apple pies
i pulled up to the place, i killed all the guys
i play minecraft, but you know i never die
i play yahtzee, you know i roll the die
i just got my boating license, you know i dockwise
i don't fuck with pepsi bro, give me that peptise
catch you drunk driving, you know i breathalize 
only monarchs I ever cared about, are butterflies

when the queen died, she was queen-size
when i spin, it's counter-clockwise
real eyes realize real lies
named myself after a rock, i crystalize

glasses with a wacky nose, i got that disguise
laughing at the crypto bros, why you etherize 
i'm a hero, you're a zero, you cannot divide
fuck you, i'm not rhyming the last line

jessica may:
i'm gonna blow you up like a damn balloon
i don't wanna see you soon, you're such a fucking fool
float the fuck away, you can't fucking stay
you're only drinks girly on a motherfucking sunday
you a bitch, yeah a little one, just a bit,
hit the pack, smoke some geen
got messed up, who would've foreseen
it's only sunday but it's coming up on girls night
anyone got a bud light?
i wanna drinks with the girlies
getting drunk with the girlies
getting silly with the girlies
(go fuck yourself, gupsemicolon!)

quququinny:
big '25, hopping on like it's '23
got doggirls from every breed, they all tryna message me
so i take them to my penthouse where i freak it
(where i freak it, what?)
throwing them a bone, and i put em all on leashes (huh?)
always saying real eyes realize real lies
quinny eats a burger, and no its not from five guys
yuh, its epic
draining harder than septic (ew)
draining harder than bladee
i'm making out with ladies *whistle adlib*

Micah Callari:
sticks and stones may break my bones
but words will never hurt me
'less it's from my bestie, texting from their phone that
"this just isn't working"
all i got are sticks and rocks, no bliss to tame me
girls just wanna have fun on the daily
boys just wanna have [SEX!] and hate me
spill my tea from the cup you gave me

GIRLS NIGHT!

beat battle april 19th 2025
prompt - cover/remix (Self Discovery - 7teenagain !)
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art - https://bsky.app/profile/mako-makotoo.bsky.social/post/3llm52xlwk22k

7teenagain !

beat battle may 24th 2025
prompt - forced consolidation; when you finish an element of a song, you must consolidate it with the rest of the track so far (two playlist tracks, think of it like writing over a tape; old school)
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art - https://bsky.app/profile/maaari0221.bsky.social/post/3lpav7xaatc2i

super consolidater

[LYRICS]

[Chorus]
come with me! let's frolic in the fields together
risk it all on one endeavor, free of all bullshit forever
it's easy! yeah the city is such a bummer
do you want to waste your summer? pop this shit and let's get dumber

[Post-Chorus]
and we're simply not built for responsibility
yeah we're simply not fit for this grim society
yeah we're tired of feeling like our lives are fake
i deleted all my contacts, threw my phone in the lake

[Chorus]
so come with me! let's frolic in the fields together
risk it all on one endeavor, free of all bullshit forever
it's easy! yeah the city is such a bummer
do you want to waste your summer? pop this shit and let's get dumber

[Post-Chorus 2]
it's not like we can be productive anyway

[Bridge]
deleted all my contacts, threw my phone in the lake
i'm tired of feeling like my life is fake, i
pooled all of my savings and i hopped on a train, yeah
i can't shake the feeling that my life is fake, i'm
half asleep and lookin out the window at the rain
yeah the feeling's waning, i can anticipate yeah
i jumped out of the window and right into the glade
yeah i can't dawdle now, there's a new life to make

[Chorus]
so come with me! let's frolic in the fields together
risk it all on one endeavor, free of all bullshit forever
it's easy! yeah the city is such a bummer
do you want to waste your summer? pop this shit and let's get dumber

[Post-Chorus]
it's not like we can be productive anyway
and we're simply not built for responsibility
yeah we're simply not fit for this grim society
yeah let's go embrace our animality
don't you wanna go and shatter the social contract with me?

dogHOUSE & mentholgrrl - ESCAPE!

bugmush beat battle may 25th 2025
prompt - make a song about a drink (swamp water) ((SLANG FOR MIXING SEVERAL KINDS OF SODA))
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[Intro]
swamp, swamp, swamp, swamp, swamp, swamp
swamp, swamp, swamp, WATER
swamp, swamp, swamp, swamp, swamp, swamp
swamp, swamp, swamp, WATER

[Verse]
sippin on a disgrace to culinary arts
my favorite concoction of all the parts
sweepin bottles off the shelves in my shopping cart
this shit boutta stop my heart
fuck out this wal-mart, fuck out this wal-mart
no fountain shit for me what do i look like to you?
no space in my fridge once im thru
number on the bottles is liters 2
there's nothin you can do
hee hee hee hee hee hee hoo hoo
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha fuck yuo !!!
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art - look up "stock images of soda"

swamp water

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