Awful idea #1596204869

Uploaded on Halloween 2020 by YouTube user florp florp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRJBZEafHXU

Songs used:

Haddaway - What is Love
Rob Zombie - Dragula

What is Dragula?

CeeLo Green Gives Up And Leaves Immediately

Verse 1
哎喲喂 tabarnak 魁北克松鼠跨海來
osti d’criss 毛茸茸的王八蛋 帶著蛋蛋闖東亞
東京神社啃木頭 咬得老和尚 caliss 哭爹
「可愛個屁！」市府懸賞 拿網槍突突突他
曼谷夜市搶椰子 菲律賓公園撒尿圈地 câlice
北京大媽餵堅果 喂到牠們胖成球 sacrament
越南咖啡園裡 牠把咖啡豆當可卡因嗑 hostie
尾巴一甩 sacrement 整片莊稼直接完蛋
Hook
Pine squirrel gang 出征 tabarnak de câlice
亞洲學知識？學你媽個 tabarnak！
老子來教你們怎麼把世界搞得稀巴爛 esti
魁北克流氓松鼠 蛋蛋大到拖地 crisse d’épais
Verse 2
新加坡罰款五千？牠直接啃罰單 osti qu’y mange d’la marde
日本小學生尖叫「kawaii」下一秒書包被 caliss 搶光
韓國烤肉店門口 牠衝進去舔五花肉 bâtard
老闆拿菜刀砍 牠跳起來咬老闆鳥 tabarnak！
台灣夜市臭豆腐 牠偷吃完噴屎一地 câlice de marde
泰國人妖秀後台 牠把假奶啃出洞 sacre-moi l’camp
香港地鐵車廂裡 月餅渣撒滿地 crisse de marde
尾巴掃你臉 掃完還罵「osti de tabarnak 靠北」
Hook
Pine squirrel gang 出征 tabarnak de câlice
亞洲學知識？學你媽個 tabarnak！
老子來教你們怎麼把世界搞得稀巴爛 esti
魁北克流氓松鼠 蛋蛋大到拖地 crisse d’épais
Outro
下次看到灰毛球 別再說「哇好可愛」
牠心裡已經在罵：
「Câlice，si j’te gnaw pas ta maison au complet aujourd’hui，j’me fais pas appeler un écureuil du Québec，tabarnak！」

魁北克松鼠亞洲知識分享巡迴演出..

This gives me the chills.

Edit: How the fuck did this get 100 likes

Spooky Duane

confused gambino

So Sick Of SoundClown

heres a bunch of mashups that weren't good enough to be on their own. im also too lazy to make like a ten minute megamix so here ya go. hopefully a series.

also for some god forsaken reason die young by ke$ha keeps getting this taken down, lets hope it doesnt do it again

Epic MiniMash #001

don't ask me for anything ever again

turns out: im an idiot. for some reason when i exported the audio the master volume was waaaay lower than it usually is. so i fixed that and some compression and here we are now. let's all pretend that didnt happen

anyways the title is so genius im surprised no one has done this before.

What is Dragula?

Smaggledagle