Lyrics:
[Verse 1: Spongebob]
It's me, Spongebob Squarepants,
Call this battle Fortnite, cause I'll do my victory dance, :3
I'm gonna kick your ass; who even are you?
I was in the Spongebob Movie; what'd you do?

Jellyfishing with my friend Patrick all the time,
Meanwhile, you're just a mask for e-girls online,
So stop playing with me; I'm gonna make you cry,
When I bring in the real horror, Spongecry.avi!

[Verse 2: Kuromi]
You think you're all popular you jaundiced spastic?
I bet you sit on the pink conehead of Patrick's
And shove it up your ass, clit, and bussy that's big like china
I'm a rabbit so I'll rub my foot for luck and stick it in your vagina

You catch jellyfish? That's animal cruelty 
I hope a hook hooks you in the ass and fucks you brutally
I like xanax and killing my friends and grinding on guys without a miniskirt
Behind a grill serving rude customers is where you work 
 
[Verse 3: Spongebob]
GRRRR How dare you say that to me!
Now I'm gonna transform into Spongebob.exe,
I'm a creepypasta; you're gonna need a doctor,
Time for my fast rap! :3

Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human; What I gotta do to get it through to you? I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me and it'll glue to you and
I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating how to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting for the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating!

[Verse 4: Kuromi]
Hey Faggotbob, did you hear it's your end?
If not, you probably live under a rock like your only friend
The other blue dicknose you think's your buddy and pal
Hates you and hopes the next hooker you pay uses teeth while sucking with mouth

You cry over happy meals, cry over pizzas,
This beating's on the house, yours is a fruit like you, cuh
When I rule your shitty ocean, I'll impose my wrath on My Melody
That's the end of my song; face the wrath of my melody! 

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Joey as Spongebob
smegmg as Kuromi

Written by Joey and smegmg
Beat by Marsad Men
Cover Art by toasteisirish

Spongebob Vs Kuromi - Rap Battle! (w/ Joey)

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