Spotty

Lyrics: 

I woke up today
Thank God
I don't give a fuck today
About thoughts
Took a little walk outside
On my legs
God I love that sweet sunshine

Feeling gratitude for this meat
It's a prime ass piece
Of grass fed, top-shelf, USDA beef
It's a delicacy
It's a quality cut
And you ain't gonna find this sausage
On a pizza in a hut

So fuck Osho, weird motherfucker
Tulku Urgyen Rinpoche, you're a dick sucker
I don't give a fuck about that pussy Milarepa
I just wanna go and eat a pollo milanesa

Why must I keep eating these almonds?
Every day it feels like I'm fallin'
Down a hole
A nut revelation
Can't resist the crunchy sensation
Yes I know this sounds like a fiction
But I have a serious addiction
To the taste and texture
I'm fiending
Can't control the constant nut dreaming

I'll go
To Mexico
Do a pose
Have no hoes
Write some prose
My song blows
But I know
I'll be whole
I'll let go
Of being someone that everyone approves
And I'm slow
But it's okay I'm doing my best

Nut Dreaming

I feel in myself a potential
To find something that is more essential to me
Than this life I have on rental
We’ll see
This growth will be incremental

I know that I need to have some patience
Sad stuff
I don’t really wanna face it
I feel that I have a lack of courage
Because of this
Lots of suffering will come my way

Don’t say that to yourself
Well I’m not Adyashanti
I am not so tight with the Self

Recognize that everyone’s the same
Same as you
We’re afraid
Afraid of being who we truly are
Someone’s words left a scar

Simply don’t stray from the truth

Intro (Simply Don't Stray From The Truth)

I love recognition
But I feel like it’s been clouding up my vision
I just wanna sip some tea in the kitchen
Not be worried bout these haters that be trippin

I love recognition
But i wanna follow my intuition
Don’t forget you gotta vibe on the mission
Don’t go running with the tribe gotta listen

Gotta listen to your heart while it’s beating
Cuz one day you’re gonna die
Just believe me
So I’m done with doing drugs in the evening
Think it’s time that I reside with my feelings

I’ve been flexing on my old self
Get a little better one day at a time
I don’t need to get a black belt
To karate chop this critic that’s in my mind

Well it’s my main occupation 
In this incarnation
To find a validation within
My own self

I Love Recognition

Night walk
I’ve got nowhere left to hide
Nothing fills up
The darkness that’s inside

Then a street food vendor caught my eye
TOSTILOCOS…maybe that’s divine

Tostilocos thank you for distraction from the pain
Who knew chips and carrots would come take my blues away
And tomorrow I’ll regret this but right now I feel okay
Just a brief bliss
To cover up my shame
Extra salsa por favor José

Sad nights
I fight the coldness of being alone
Closed my heart like a torta de jamón

And I feel that love is so hard to find
TOSTILOCOS…I need you to change my mind

Tostilocos thank you for this respite from my strife
Opening to love and grace with every single bite
And tomorrow I’ll be sharting
But right now I feel alright

Just some chips, salsa, mayonnaise, and some veg
That’s all I need
To keep me off this ledge.

tostilocos thank you for distraction from the pain
I’m so tired of running from something i can’t explain
And I know it’s probably full of some toxins I can’t name
Just a brief bliss to cover up my shame
Extra salsa por favor José

Got no money
Got no hoes
Got no drive
Got no goals
Got no light
In my soul
But I got TOSTILOCOS

(x2)

Tostilocos thank you for distraction from the pain
I’m so tired of running from something I can’t explain
But that spicy crunchy texture had me feeling human again
Just a brief bliss to cover up my shame
Extra salsa por favor José

Tostilocos

I try to meditate
I go to bed real late
I wake up really late

I will go to the gym
And then I walk around
I walk around the town

The town has lots of food
It is unhealthy food
I eat a quesadilla

I do this every day
My life is kind of strange
Bro you have no idea

My life is very strange (x3)
I feel it’s time to change (x3)

I meditate 2 hours
And then I look at Twitter
And then I take a shower

I’m having diarrhea
No wonder I’m feeling bitter
No duh I’m feeling sour

Read 5 Love Languages
Then smoke a little weed
Then eat five sandwiches

And then I make some coffee
To counteract the weed
And now I’m feeling scared

My life is very strange (x3)
I feel it’s time to change (x3)

(Chorus)
One day my life is going to be a vibe
Just have to follow that inner compass that’s inside
Following my heart
I’ll remind myself today
That love don’t come from the outside
And I start to feel okay
There are so many blessings in this life

I hope that I can grow
So I can one day show
My fam that I’m legit

I have to go outside
The constraints of my mind
I have to take some risks

My life could be so great (x3)
I must not hesitate (x3)

(Chorus)

Inner Compass

I just want to make a song that actually means something to me
In the olden days I was just trying to be somebody I don’t really be
Now my own eyes are the only eyes through which this blessed life I will perceive
And if you tell me life’s a b**** then I’ma tell that b**** to get down on its knees.

I don’t give a f***
If you ever talk to me again
I’ll just level up
And forget that you were ever my friend

I will no longer be doing drugs (x2)

Cuz I’m not really tryna have no
Mediocre kind of life with a trap ho
I just want to raise my vibe and be more ethical
My former life belongs inside a trash receptacle
But I learned from it, so therefore it was not in vain
I’m ascending
I’ll be just like John McCain
And run for senate

Cuz I just wanna live a life that actually means something to me
And you can go and chase this petty s*** and try to look like Cardi B

I could give two fucks
If you ever talk to me again
I’ll just level up
And forget that you were ever my friend

I Will No Longer Be Doing Drugs

Lyrics:

Food, music, pussy
Food, music, pussy, hey
Food, music, pussy
Food, music, pussy hey
That's the type of shit I can do all day
Just food, music, pussy, food music pussy hey
Food, music, pussy
Food, music, pussy, hey
Food, music, pussy
Food, music, pussy hey
Listen to some tunes with a pizza and my bae
It's a food, music, pussy, food music pussy day

My homie hit me up he asked me "what's new"?
I said "Food, music, pussy, man. What's up with you?"
He said "Ain't that like the only shit you ever do?"
I'm like "Why this gotta be a fucking interview?
Man I look food, music, pussy, pussy, music, food.
I'll give it to you straight I got three moods
Please just let me be myself, I'm a simple dude
I just like food, music, pussy, pussy, music, food aye yeah.

Food, music, pussy
Food, music, pussy, hey
Food, music, pussy
Food, music, pussy hey
That's the type of shit I can do all day
Just food, music, pussy, food music pussy hey
Food, music, pussy
Food, music, pussy, hey
Food, music, pussy
Food, music, pussy hey
Listen to some tunes with a pizza and my bae
It's a food, music, pussy, food music pussy day

I looked to go and I asked "why?"
What is is the meaning of this brief life?
An opening appeared in the night sky
And angels came down with their trumpets they were singing like
Food, music, food, music, pussy
That's the only pathway meant for thee
You don't have to give a shit about a damn thing
You don't have to give a shit about a damn thing

Food, music, food, music, pussy
Chilling all night indoors A/C
I don't really give a shit about a damn thing
I don't really give a shit about a damn thing

Food, music, food, music, pussy
Chilling all night indoors A/C
I don't really give a shit about a damn thing
I don't really give a shit about a damn thing

Food, music, pussy
Food, music, pussy, hey
Food, music, pussy
Food, music, pussy hey
That's the type of shit I can do all day
Just food, music, pussy, food music pussy hey
Food, music, pussy
Food, music, pussy, hey
Food, music, pussy
Food, music, pussy hey
Listen to some tunes with a pizza and my bae
It's a food, music, pussy, food music pussy day

F.M.P.

I don't want to try
I don't want to take an L
I don't want to cry

Going to work is such an inconvenience 
I don't mess with that shit
It makes me really mad

I still check Arizona weather on the weather app
Should I just go back?

Cuz I don't want to try
I don't want to take an L
I don't want to cry

It don't matter where you go
Tell me what you need to say
Show me who you really are
Don't you keep running away
Cuz this all is gonna end
There's no need to stress, my friend
Let's appreciate it while it's here
We can all hold our loved ones near

Well I don't even have an ice maker
But I'm eating lots of spicy rice paper
That's Vietnam for you
That's Vietnam for you

I don't want to try

Bug in my house
There's a bug in my house
It's a big cockroach
It's a HUGE COCKROACH

I'm scared as shit
I'm scared as shit
I'm scared as shit
I'm scared as shit
I'm scared as shit
I'm scared as shit

There's a bug in my house
Now it's flying around
I think it's chasing me down
It's a huge cockroach

I'm scared as shit
I'm scared as shit
I'm scared as shit
I'm scared as shit
I'm scared as shit
I'm scared as shit

Well bugs only have a few weeks to live
And that's why they have so few fucks to give
They don't give a shit about life so they will come and eat you
From the inside

Sheesh

What the fuck a beetle doing in my house
Does this look like a forest or some shit?
Go find a girl beetle make some larva
Let me chill in peace and drink my starbucks

Sheesh

Bug In My House

LYRICS:

(chorus)
Yeah I wear my birkenstocks
And now your bitch is jerking my cock
Yeah I wear my Birkenstocks 
And now your mama lurking for cock

Birkenstocks got bitches fuckin flocking like a goose
Waterproof leather wick away the pussy juice
Talkin to your bitch and she keeps getting all the chuckles
She said she need a man who's wearing sandals that have buckles

Come on lil bitch, go and get you some 'stocks
Any outfit you can wear em, thots yearn for your cock
10 thousand different colors, all are comfy as fuck
10 million different bitches gone be giving you succ

Give me the burgundy urgently 
I need Birkenstock surgery
Stitch that shit to my feet, doc
So I can flex for eternity
All the bitches concerned with me
See the 'stocks and they squirt on me
All I care is that my feet are in a bipedal nursery

You said I look like a bitch
That's why I hit up your bitch
And now she want some this dick
And now you cry like a bitch

I hope you learned a lesson not to hate on my kicks
Slip on this luscious leather, man let's go rub some clits.

(chorus)

Premium leather
Metal buckles to tether
Wear em in any weather
I think I'll wear em forever
(x2)

Give me the burgundy urgently 
I need Birkenstock surgery
Stitch that shit to my feet, doc
So I can flex for eternity
All the bitches concerned with me
See the 'stocks and they squirt on me
All I care is that my feet are in a bipedal nursery

Birkenstocks

Paul Goldschmidt will be a free agent upon the conclusion of the 2019 MLB season. Hence, there is some uncertainty surrounding his future as an Arizona Diamondback.

His potential departure has brought me an incredible dread. But more importantly--it has enlightened me with a fresh appreciation for the man who allowed me to be passionate about baseball as an Arizonan.

Let this be my ode to him.

goldy

sugar snap peas freestyle

I invented a new dance move called the naenaedab. A combination of the nae nae and the dab. View cover art to vizualize the naenaedab.

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Fruit Snacks

An ode to Larry Fitzgerald, the shining beacon of pride for all of Arizona sports. 
A man whose acts of heroism on the football field have been matched only by his display of selflessness in our community. Truly, a legend.

Lyrics:

Dreadlocks 
Flowing through my dreams
His red socks
Pulled up to his knees
If heaven doesn't have my boy, 11
Then I am not goin'.

Hallelujah
Larry I'm talking to ya
I know you're leaving soon, ya
And I'm feeling blue, ya

Hail Larry
He caught that ball
Stiff-arming and he ran so far
Put your picture up upon my wall
Made the Red Sea rise up so tall

Larry if you don't believe me
Listen to the sound of my grieving
Really gonna miss your receiving
Being just a great human being

Picking up the cards when we're falling down
He plays so hard, he's just balling out
But never celebrates touchdowns
Hands the ref the ball, he's such a 

Legend on the field and off
His heart is so soft
For a guy
With dem balls that size
Gonna really suck when he's gone
But just listen this song
And rewind
All the memories in your mind

(Hail Larry)

Dreadlocks 
Flowing through my dreams
His red socks
Pulled up to his knees
If heaven doesn't have my boy, 11
Then I am not goin'.

Larry
You're the only thing that
Keeps me
Feeling satisfied
I just
Want you to know that
I love you
Very deep inside

Hallelujah
Larry I'm talking to ya
I know you're leaving soon, ya
And I'm feeling blue, ya

Hail Larry
He caught that ball
Stiff-arming and he ran so far
Put your picture up upon my wall
Made the Red Sea rise up so tall

Larry if you don't believe me
Listen to the sound of my grieving
Really gonna miss your receiving
Being just a great human being

Picking up the cards when we're falling down
He plays so hard, he's just balling out
But never celebrates touchdowns
Hands the ref the ball, he's such a 

Legend on the field and off
His heart is so soft
For a guy
With dem balls that size
Gonna really suck when he's gone
But just listen this song
And rewind
All the memories in your mind

(Hail Larry)

Hail Larry

Wiggly Legs

Damn, I Ate That Cookie Real Fast

It still doesn't feel real that the orignal Naenaedab has over 280 views on it. I never imagined this amount of success, and I can't thank you guys enough for your support. One thing I promise is that success will never change me! 

In honor of the all-time classic, I present to you Naenaedab Avant Garde.

Naenaedab Avant Garde

Hola

Lyrics:

I was cruisin
Down the highway
Birds were singing
Sun was shining
Didn't notice
Cars were stopping
I start skidding
Shit went popping

202
I took a siesta
Goodbye to
My sweet Ford Fiesta
I'm so blue
But I lived, so bless up
Goodbye to
My good Ford Fiesta

I was singing
I was rhyming
Good high notes
Shitty timing
All a sudden
Shit went flying
Now I'm sobbin
Now I'm crying

I remember driving you to school
Driving you to work
Hauling around these bitches and we 
Pulled up like skrt skrt
And I'm sorry that I spilled so many crumbs
Upon your seats
That made you always smell like Wendy's
Taco Bell and Mickey-D's

Where do cars go when they die?
Is there a car heaven in the sky?
If there is, please tell him that I tried
But this is something that I'm gonna have to live this
For the rest of my life

Smokie Jay

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