Rap Battles

snakebite

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NF:
I came from the pits of my mind
Ridin the waves of science
But I’ve never seen such a disgraceful client
To the restaurant I worked in when I grow up, I tried it
but I can’t resign the papers to the job it’s to late and
I’m already moving on out of the slumber, I’m awake, kid
You’re a patty flipping not so chatty freakin granddaddy kickin
fatty with a daddy issue and I’ll craft your misused issues to a new level
so you wish you’d have never appeared on the episode you tripped in
In fact, whenever your episode is on, I skip it!

Hash:
I’m the Hash Slinging Slasher
The brap flinging rapper
No cap, feeling dapper
You’re trash, we be battlin’
You’re so dark, looks like I’ll need Nosferatu to turn the lights on
I’ll take my greasy spatula and do your tight mom
Hi brah, you be spitting light bombs
You ain’t got the white sauce
I’mma make you cry, hoss
It’s your time to die, boss
Slashing up your throat, you jacked Eminem’s schemes
With your style, you steal from artists like your name was NF-T

NF:
I come in with my balloon flows, but who knows
Maybe I’ll just watch you choke on glucose
You’re falling in a loophole, I’m makin numbers like uno
But I’m sticking to my dollars, ain’t talkin euros
If you checked my past, my views show
I’m the bigger legend on the market 
and your quasimodo lookin shape was revealed once the moon rose
I don’t really rap in duos, but I hopped in with Tech9ne and Hopsin
Dropped in my huge nose, so here’s a new note
The point I’m tryna say is…. UNBELIEVABLE
YES YES; INCONCEIVABLE

Hash:
interupts SHUT THE FUCK UP
Nice comeback, you’re dumb brash, I’ll leave you in the fuck trash
It’s clear that I won raps, I’m leaving you stunned (cash money!)
You’re Lost? More like sus! I’ll be spitting these flames!
Leaving you with more holes than the plot of your video games.
You have a balloon? LOL, what are you Pennywise!
With all your tragic songs, I’ll make your outside match how you’re dead inside
Nathan like you’re Provost, berate this verbal cohost
I flame ya with a slow roast, then take the dub and go ghost
Dressing in black but you’re white, you’re like an Oreo
Don’t step into my morbid home or else this’ll get gory, yo
The Hash Slinging, trash cleaning, Nat beating Slasher
Your raps were Non-intentionally Funny, even though you’re a serious rapper!

NF Vs The Hash Slinging Slasher - 45 Minute Rap Battle Challenge

Happy 6 year anniversary of TRBoCS! I wasn't able to get a video out but I hope this makes up for it! I love you guys and stay tuned for the video release!

TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS
MONOKUMA
VS
THE ANNOYING ORANGE
BEGIN!

Monokuma:
I am Monokuma and I’m your headmaster 
Here to blend a delectable drink to have with my next platter
Bite your tongue, kiddo, it’s way past nya nya time
You’ll find this battle’s like the dictionary, Orange’s got no rhymes
So I’ve got my dukes up 
Flow smooth like butter - Mondokuma
I’ll block your sound like a Deluxe Room
Leave you spinning like a pinwheel pinwheel pinwheel of doom
This orange killer’s the most socially inept in his whole dang kitchen  
Passion Fruit gets your juices flowing? You’re an OJ simp, son
It’s just so sad that you’re a heel, with all your pals made diet meals
In modern times, you can not deal cause now you’ve lost all your a-peel
Broadcasting killing games to leave the flames of hope extinguished
But thinking about it now, I should’ve just went with your show on CN 

Annoying Orange:
Awww, a teddy! Hahahaha, nice diss, bear 
But I’ve felt more despair hanging out with this pear! (Hey!)
So zip it bout your stupid little saga only suiting little toddlers 
They should call it Dangan-romper (hahaha, drop it)
Ayo it’s AO, with the great flows straight from Dane Boe
On the kitchen sink, I’ll be spitting seeds cause I kill the beat, so just lay low
I’m packing more flavor than a bag of Cuties
You perv on kids worse than an ad for Cuties
Your case 3s are the only thing tragic, Koomy
Oh no, wear a mask for his magic cooties!
Your verse is an Ultimate Punishment but all your crushing’s the DJ’s hopes
Sitting and watching the mayhem but all that you’re maiming’s your VA’s throats 
Your little cubs should get ready to write your Mono-File
Cause now you’ll get a taste of my kitchen, orange nya nya style 
In rankings, you can barely make top ten (nya nya)
Like who cares what Enoshima’s loose sock says (nya nya)
Call it orange fever, I’m sick with a diss
So treat me like you and lick up my kids (nya nya)
All your plans to defeat hope, got crushed by a little Alter Ego
I guess it’s true what they say - never meet Chihiros (hahaha)

Kurokuma:
And they I say I talk too much, ha, let’s put this to rest!

Shirokuma:
Can’t stand the heat inside the kitchen? 

The Monokubs:
Then get burned like Celeste!

Monokuma:
Skrrrt
Comparing apple trees to oranges, it’s shocking how far you’ve fallen
But you can just ask Komaru - I’m balling
What happened to you, kiddo? I mean your view count “wazzup”
But your whole crew-
-Crew? Like Among Us? Hahahahaha
-just shut up!
I’ve had it with your insufferable rhymes
So let’s give it all we got, it’s punishment time
When it comes to the kitchen’s biggest weirdos, even Teruteru’s not as abhorrent
Because I’ve been torturing violent knife-equipped psychopaths like it’s just Clockwork, Orange
This ain’t a Jigsaw trap, talk back and it’ll cost you your life
So let me give you some pointers because I’m sharp as a KNIFE
I’ll take your Happy Appy Sausage Party brain destroying channel and I’ll have it canceled
Leave an orange strung up like Hiyoko, ripping my way through this midget asshole
So be glad that I’m putting an end to your shit, buster
I’ll be bombarding your carcass with bars like a body has been diss covered

Annoying Orange:
This is your lesson, huh? Then let me ask this
How’d an AI run by Junko go out of fashion
Today your Fangans are the only reason that people stick 
So treat your efforts like one of them - cease and desist
I left my mark on the internet, you’re a virus gone out of control
Better call you Liam the Leprechaun, cause you’re losing the gold  
I know your mastermind’s struggling to get it together
But hey, it wouldn’t be the first time she was crushed under pressure

Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental by Dansonn
Additional Instruments by Snakebite126
Kitchen Background by Fightmarker

The Annoying Orange vs Monokuma. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

Me as everyone
Mixed and mastered by me
Instrumental by Epistra
Cover art by Fightmarker

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qj4Z87NO63IzS1FtscMXHACpO4Bd7owkKaflX1wH7gA/edit?usp=sharing

Ghostface vs Baldi. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

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Round 1 of FRB Brawl: Rematch has the new up-and-comer Leo Barqui of Bermuda Triangle vs Illuminati fame versus the owner of PowerPoint Rap Battles, Theme Park Avenue (Eric).

Two competitors engage in battle, but only one can advance. Will Leo conspire to gain the win or will Eric be on a smooth ride to victory? Be sure to vote to decide their fates.

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gXOW6fy3tt-Q07Rg42P0ufinfs-t4veGxidjevX34SQ/edit?usp=sharing

Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by MasonG
Produced by Anywaywell

Leo Barqui vs Theme Park Avenue. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

im fucking DONE.

lyrics:
youre not an mc nugget youre a french fry
this disrespect might not be somethin ill let slide
guess why, i know your name is an excuse for racism
but this aint a keyboard so u will never be next to i

since you like knives so much prepare to say ciao
like your unlisted videos you better stay down
live in iowa? i owe a bitch a couple of hits
cause hes been talking shit and its making me pissed thats fucking it

i know youre a kendrick fan so you need to be humbled, damn
youre the big preston man but your time in the spotlight stopped cause you fumbled man
you need your own girlfriend to replace you
i could dox you right now but im not going to!

val told me you tried to extort art from her for free (its true)
patrick told me you tried to steal one of his little ocs (its true)
rabi told me doing subtitles for you was the worst fucking thing (its true)
walk told me you took his doc and pressed delete (its true)

you said you were gonna diss back id like to see you try
dont ever fucking try to battle with snakebite
ill make you cry and jump off a building and say goodbye
spitting the perfect rhymes and you know i like to take my time:

shimario shitmario shiluigi
shibbolethmario simplistic mario
sprite incident mario shitmario
not gonna diss mario midmario eat shit mario

and justgamer needs to go back to fucking gameshows

Nugget of Advice (Nugget Diss Track)

Had to get some shit off my chest.

Lyrics:
Start calling me Geppetto, bitch I made both you fake freaks
Calling me a pedo, bitch you’re making me angry
Fawning over Miku, Knives, Usagi, and Amy
How come the girls you like are all under 18?

Oh, speaking of Amy!
You brought in a friend? Well, so did I!
Ta-daaaa!
(Please, Sonic, save me!)
It’s your funeral! I took Rose, dropped her
Shimmy, shake it and shut the fuck up ‘fore I come after Osaka

This fucking fist up your ass’ll fit ya 
Better than any profile picture you’ve had in the past six months
We all saw what you did, bruh, Karen had a fit
Fuck the owner of the establishment, go seek out anger management

Venting all your rage at the drive-through cause you’re jealous
Taking your anger out on workers cause they do what you never
For proof, I’ve got the recordings, from you that’s like the first time ever
Your personality’s like Eddie, they’re both begging for edits

Fuck a broom, you’re the biggest tool Nugget’s friends with
Too busy letting you live in my shadow, of course I’m homeless
If your fatass is ever found on someone’s Mount Rushmore then
It’s you taking up all four slots of the “hungry as a horse”men

Nugget, I’ll be sliding you with ease
I’ll catch you slipping harder than Psytube at the keys
Chatting shit was a mistake, bro said fuck his health
Like those zoophiles in his About Me, he shot himself

Like that fucking selfie that turned into a meme
Go back to BDGR, Skinny Pete
How you dissing me lookin like pre-evo Jofinity
I’m the asteroid hittin’ Pilgrim’s clone like he’s Nega-Scott 
You ain’t no mighty T-rex, you’re a drier Cera tops

Your uncreative ass’ll scheme, oh no let’s go after Holden
Bitch my only comfort character is me, and you both missed!
Eddie spent years being above FRBs
But took one look at you bozos and couldn’t hold himself from going in

Thought jumpin’ me woulda sunk my boat
Here’s some pills to swallow cause I know y’all gonna choke
I’m on my Garrett shit, I’ll come garrote ya both
How you gon’ fight when you’re hit with a double dose

Thought jumpin’ me woulda sunk my boat
Here’s some pills to swallow cause I know y’all gonna choke
I’m on my Garrett shit, I’ll come garrote ya both
How you gon’ fight when you’re hit with a double dose

Nugget, I will catch you on these streets, grab the pistol
Aim and drop your gangly ass in one round like Gizmo
You never wanted this smoke
Shoulda kept away like old JustGamer Cole
There is no apologizing outta this though

Don’t you dare drop a response or you’ll eat shit
Treat that fucking doc like it’s Walk’s and delete it
You got me seeing red, I’ll stand my ground for weeks on end
Until I’m seeing red and you want it to be the end
But like the color red you’ll never see it

Shimario, live up to your name and fucking clean this
Weak shit that’s leaking out your pipes
Like that King Kong thumbnail, don’t wanna see no features
Or see ya next stream - the Shitting Yourself speedrun

I was the Fall Guy for the crime that was your first shit
Y’all handed us the dub, now you callin’ us the “worseman”
Another L you’re taking tonight
Kid, how the fuck am I hearing this shit from Snakelite

Shoutout Dilly, shoutout Eddie, shoutout everybody
Who’s tryna see these fuckers fall and come collect their bodies
So keep on suckin’ up to me and get that venom out ya
Or we’ll see how Nintendo’s lawyers feel about ya

DOUBLE DOSE - ItsNugget and Shimario Response

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Zack as Bart Simpson
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Fel as Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski
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Lyrics:
Bart:
I spend a lot of time hanging around a lard of fat like you cartman
its not smart, man; facing off with bart man
this racist tasteless prick battling me is just absurd
don’t have a cow man, looks like you ate the whole herd
soon this racoon will be more dead than his humour is 
fart jokes are all that matters to this deranged obese lunatic 
and your highest form of comedy is terrance and phillips
do you want your ass kicked, the Simpsons already did it

Cartman:
ARGH! IM NOT FAT, IM JUST BIG BONED!
I’m about to drag your ass out just like your show!
Respect my authority, El Farto you’re fucking done
you’re more of a big fat bitch than kyle’s mom!
go go Jo jo, and fucking cancel out
so you can go back home and have alone time with Milhouse
Go make me some pie you glorified beer stool
What I’m trying to say is, how would you like to suck my balls?

Bart:
ay caramba! who the hell are you messing with me!
You’re an even bigger dick than your mom’s groundskeeper willy
Its like you worked at the qwiki mart with a pile apu that you brought
you want something to eat fatso, than eat my shorts

Cartman:
Well your mom is so poor, she actually watches your show
you’re more of a jew than kyle, Kyle: shut the fuck up fatso
Your rhymes are treehouse of horror-ble but you know whats worse
You’re your alcoholic dad’s punching bag, the stick of truth hurts!

Bart Simpson vs Eric Cartman. Season 3, Wave 1

The Destroyer of Worlds Kamen Rider Decade/Tsukasa Kadoya battles against the Disaster Pokemon Absol to see who's the better being that's rumored to be a disaster bringer.

HyperJacob96 as Tsukasa Kadoya and Absol

Tsukasa:
Everybody has a reason to stand strong and fight
No one can stop you from fighting for what you think is right
But against the Passing-Through Kamen Rider, none of that applies!
So remember this well: trying to fight me is unwise!
I got a flow so smooth, it’s like I’m Riding the Wind
Your defense stat is crap! You have no ways to defend
from this beating! So how do you expect to beat this card-wielding master
when even the Pokedex thinks that you’re just a disaster?!

Absol:
It says I warn others of the dangers that may ensue 
Though I couldn’t save them from the disaster known as you
Don’t need my Future Sight to see that losing here is your fate
‘Cause your rapping’s more bizarre than the pictures you take!
With a Night Slash, I’ll Cut apart this Psycho with ease
You’re the Destroyer of Worlds? You’re just a world travelling freak
who travels with his companions, acting like the 10th Doctor!
You’re more of a Kaito than your friend, but that’s not a Dai Shocker!

Tsukasa:
Compare me to Kaito? Then for you, it’s Diend!
You’re weak to Bugs and Kicks? Those are things I specialize in! 
Your lyrical Taunts aren’t effective without your trainer’s directions!
And with my K-Touch, I’ll Completely erase you from existence!
I’m the King of the Rider Worlds! Strongest Heisei Rider! 
You’re an Absol-ute threat to others! Forever an outsider!
You say you warn others of the disasters that can occur?
Too bad you couldn’t warn yourself that your loss has been assured!

Absol:
You need over 30 forms just to say you’re the strongest?
All I need’s my Absolite, and this battle’s no contest!
Anything you bring up, I’ll Magic Bounce it back!
Say that I’m useless without a trainer? You need your cards to attack!
Your verse was more confusing than as to which side you’re on! 
And with a Black Hole Eclipse, you’ll Perish in this rap Song!
I’m glad your series ended quickly. Everyone found it so boring!
‘cause in the words of Wataru Kurenai: You have no story!

Tsukasa Kadoya Vs Absol - Rap Battle

Joe "Cliff" Thompson as Homer Simpson
Kyuuball as Peter Griffin
Fel as Mr. Burns
garbageGothic as Lisa Simpson

Peter Griffin:
So this yellow fella’s meddling with Peter Griffin? 
This fight reminds me of those times when I beat a chicken 
You’re a bigger neanderthal than the caveman you nabbed from
Matt left for Futurama cuz you’re in the past, dawg 

Homer Simpson:
Heh heh heh
Whoever you’re talking to, he’s in trouble!
No more beer; I’m seeing double 
And sure I’m plain 'cuz I’ve been ‘round the globe 
While you’ll remain the Milhouse of shows 

Peter Griffin:
Yeah, you’re big, tubby, but if I were you 
I wouldn’t go around bragging about being the posterboy for child abuse 
We’re tired of you; is there nothing you won’t put your hands on?
Here’s Joe’s wheelchair- you’ve got no legs to stand on! 
Thirty years?! Christ, you’ve aged like Madonna 
Such a zombie no wonder you crap out treehouse of horrors
It’s been long since your better days but I’ll give you fair praise 
You made steps, then fell down the fucking staircase 
Let’s talk about your family--my god, they’re schmucks
When pit against Stewie, your toddler sucks 
And your boy, Bart, makes Chris seem almost average 
Lisa and Meg- uh- you know what- let’s just skip that one
Here’s a prediction: I’ll kick you back to T Ullman
Then I’ll home-in on that chick with the wig in your kitchen. She’ll giggity my donuts 
Now excuse me, I got a haircut at ten
Ya got served, though. Thank you, come again!

Homer Simpson:
You’re not Apu, but you’ve sure got problems 
Can’t expect less from a series that Fox runs 
pretty frickin’ sweet? MMMMM…. That’s my flow!
Since the 90’s I’ve been rolling in- errrrr, what’s the word… DOH! 
I thought you specialised in celebrity roasts?
The only cutaway you need is to a better show;
Lisa, what’s the definition of griffin? 
A creature stitched from different parts. Hmm. that’s pretty fitting
Now go prepare our lunch; we have famous guests over 
Tell me, where’s the microwave? I gotta nuke these leftovers 
You can’t talk about ideas running out

Mr Burns:
“Replace the hound” … “Ok, now bring back the hound” 

Homer Simpson:
Need a show canned? Luckily there’s a Family Guy 
Even from Space, I had more air time
And fart jokes won’t cloud my legacy
I couldn’t even call you Flanders cuz you’ll never be next to me 

Peter Griffin:
Take that crayon out your brain and actually try to write a good verse 
‘Cuz chronologically is the only time you’ll come first 
You got a nuclear family, so how’d ya tan?
Was the jaundice corn-dick born in the power plant?!

Homer Simpson:
And... why don’t you take that time machine from your son?
You could travel back to when your show was actually fun
It’s shocking that FG came back from the dead
Just to be killed by Homer Simpson again

Written by Fel
Mixed by Fel, Adroitwhiz, and Freshy Kanal

Homer Simpson vs Peter Griffin. CMRB

5 Years ago, I posted a Rap Battle between Voltorb and Bob-Omb on YouTube. That battle became one of my most viewed videos on YouTube, and it was praised more than I thought it would be.  It turned me into some random newbie community member that did a few meh live-action battles into what I am today. So you can imagine how much this battle means to me.
So I decided to make a re-done audio of Voltorb vs Bob-Omb as my thanks for enjoying the original! :)

Same:
-Beat (I was gonna make an updated version of the beat, but I got lazy...)
-Lyrics
-General direction for the voices of Voltorb, Bob-Omb, and Creeper

Changes:
-Voltorb's verse has a few notes changes in order to sound less like ERB's Robocop's singing.
-Electrode's voice is less deep and audio effects are different. (If I end up using Electrode in ERBoPokemon, this is what he'll sound like) 
-King Bob-Omb sounds a lot more closer to what I originally envisioned.
-Overall mixing is better (now that I use Adobe Audition instead of a mixture of Adobe Premiere, Sound Forge, and Garageband.)

[5 YEARS AFTER] Voltorb Vs Bob-Omb - Rap Battle

CHECK OUT THE VIDEO!
https://youtu.be/K_0hlmuPHxo

Video coming within the next couple of days. As always, releasing slightly earlier on SoundCloud to go with the digital distribution.

Tina Mickel as Ruby Rose
Mr. Tibbs as The Mandalorian

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KXWyue0yl6O4z8G1umvsrq-anvWo05apNDq7QTjCPms/edit?usp=sharing

(too big to fit in the description)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Ruby Rose Art by s0_sm0l
The Mandalorian Art by Blast
Beat produced by Vendetta Beats
Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal and Sebb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Dedicated to Monty Oum